Whiskerino 2009

Ongoing Challenge: Comment on as many users as possible.

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  • posted: December 10 @ 7:28am
You don't think it will change you. You think that everyone wants or NEEDS a hero. You convince yourself that the world is waiting for heroic efforts and rescuing and the like.

Then something changes. They turn their backs on you. They laugh.

He thought they were his friends. He thought they would buy him a doughnut. He thought they would leave a box of kittens on his porch that he could share with the neighborhood. He thought wrong.

Comments

mattyc says:
I'll be your friend @motke.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:29am -
mu says:
your a nut... in the best way.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:30am -
keifel says:
it's not easy being the captain.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:34am -
miguelito says:
they're all gonna laugh at you!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:34am -
The Soulburglar says:
bwah hah hah hah hah!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:35am -
michaeljstraub says:
Kids can be so cruel
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:38am -
ThatGuy says:
c'mon captain. Buck up man. Those guys are begging for a beating.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:38am -
Broseph says:
@motke - don't let the poison set in. you're BIGGER than that.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:39am -
Andrew says:
what are their names? I'm calling their mothers!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:39am -
themightyjones says:
Fear not... I'm sure it'll just get worse.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:45am -
western dave says:
like the great peter gabriel once said:

don't give up
'cos you have friends
don't give up
you're not beaten yet
don't give up
I know you can make it good
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:57am -
Scrivener says:
I would be your friend too. Because I would like a kitten, so I'm hoping they bring you a box of kittens and you'll share one with me. I promise to give it a really good home.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:58am -
Matty O says:
I need a hero.
Not for hero-ing, but for cooking and housekeeping.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:59am -
folliclejuju says:
forever captain
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 8:08am -
folliclejuju says:
captain cake
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 8:08am -
folliclejuju says:
dairy
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 8:08am -
Paragone says:
mmmm doughnuts.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 8:47am -
Bishop says:
hang in there champ...It's not all bad!! A box of kittens though...that'd be nice, tough loss!!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 8:54am -
jnonfiction says:
peter gabriel also said, "so many men no one needs"
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:15am -
Wheat Beard. says:
those two are asking for a hurts donut
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:24am -
robberfly says:
look at the grown man wearing tights!
bwah hah hah hah hah!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:30am -
Grower&Shower says:
They're just jealous of the musculature.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:42am -
BURNEY says:
Strong Men Also Cry Mr. Lebowski. - no go over there and beat their asses.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:49am -
BURNEY says:
*now
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:49am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
I'm sure Vince Gill would buy you a donut.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 10:51am -
Beard Goggles says:
I wouldn't laugh, I would totally leave stray kittens on your porch.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 11:56am -
Birch Beard says:
I feel for you Captain.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 12:33pm -
Frog says:
Some people just don't appreciate heroism anymore. Stay strong, Mr. America. *Salutes*
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 12:50pm -
Jarrett says:
This story is getting good.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 12:58pm -
9schwander says:
ohhhhh krispy kreme. And I hope you turn captain america evil before this series ends.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:17pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
he's been thinking way too much i think.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:51pm -
Shanks Keating says:
Just love that you keep wearing that thing in public.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 3:46pm -
Timcredible says:
I didn't know super heroes liked donuts too!!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 3:57pm -
mc sauce says:
how do super heros pay their bills? can you write off being heroic at the end of the year? nice abs for a doughnut lover
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 4:39pm -
runningantelope says:
elliston place?
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 4:56pm -
Gavin says:
remember when that guy messed with superman in that diner? i hope you show them what's up.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 5:12pm -
Moses Marion says:
they laugh in public even... savages
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 6:06pm -
Yogi Beard says:
A hero deserves respect. Learn them who the boss is.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 6:10pm -
Patchy Stache says:
:( *hugs*
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 7:38pm -
Just Jamey says:
I'm so sad for you. But when the HOT light turns on, go get a donut. It'll cheer you up.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 8:18pm -
The Despot says:
here's to cooperative friends. these stories are so great.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:10pm -
wondermade says:
One of your best captions. Faved just for it.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:24pm -
folliclejuju says:
dairy.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 11:11pm -
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