Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 07 @ 11:15am
Everyone arrived at the party earlier than expected. They were wearing sweaters, some of them had whiskey-laden breath, others brought children who ran about, breaking everything.

200 miles away, he practiced his reflexes and his muscle movement exercises and his leg lifts. He ate canned meats and danced with invisible people. He was a really fast dancer.

Comments

mOtke says:
Thanks to @themightyjones for capturing this moment. He had to be quick.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:16am -
tedford says:
canned elbow meat?
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:17am -
jnonfiction says:
"He did that dance that David Bowie always did, where he punched the air in front of him."
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:18am -
western dave says:
cussit man! this is wild. king'd.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:19am -
Grower&Shower says:
From the thumbnail I thought you were rubbing crying eyes. Glad to hear you're still kicking a*#!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:22am -
Andrew says:
he danced the dance of dancers. and only the finest of canned meats would he consume.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:23am -
jason says:
gotta be quick to catch the caption.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:23am -
Ploafmaster says:
A crazy gleam in his eye...
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:25am -
themightyjones says:
I took the photo, but I can't still believe you were doing that. I mean, F.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:29am -
Jarrett says:
@Gavin's walls have a crack in them. Did you do this?
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:36am -
wiseacre says:
FEATS OF STRENGTH!!!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:36am -
Pip says:
Powerful
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 11:39am -
Ozzy Nelson says:
I want to see him dance.
Make a video.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 12:01pm -
mOtke says:
I might be able to arrange that, @ozzynelson. I'll see how the week pans out.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 12:04pm -
mOtke says:
@jarrett - maybe. @gavin's walls were asking for it, though, if I did in fact crack them.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 12:05pm -
Gavin says:
your punches are faster then a hummingbirds wings

don't punch any hummingbirds
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 12:09pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
kinda look like your hitting yourself... i wouldn't do that with your strength, that might hurt a bit
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 1:54pm -
Caronna says:
no camera is fast enough to catch those fast hands...
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 1:59pm -
sariebell says:
Thanks for the really swell birthday cheer. I told Tedford yesterday that you remind me of one of my best pals in art school. I called him Jon Pancake. He was whimsical like I imagine you will be when I know you in the real world. I think I may have talked to you at the last throwdown, but I don't totally recall and I would think that I would recall meeting you. The end.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 2:03pm -
Le Duncan says:
A thousand times, yes!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 2:27pm -
Moses Marion says:
this is great... kapow! bam!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 3:18pm -
Just Jamey says:
"He ate canned meats and danced with invisible people." HAHA! You are pure genius.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 3:57pm -
Matty O says:
He then boarded a bus. A big bus. Full of lots of people, some old, some stinky, most were just people with hair and eyes and elbows. But some of them didn't have elbows.

When he got off the bus, the party was finished, but the pummeling had just begun. He was going to punish the parents for letting their children break things and for letting the children wear sweaters and drink whiskey.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 4:10pm -
Noelix says:
Don't hurt yourself!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 4:35pm -
yourfavorite says:
awesome blurry shot. fav'd
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 4:50pm -
keifel says:
those are some amazing fast fists.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 5:38pm -
Katie says:
Hey! How'd you know I like the color pink and pancakes and Juggernaut from X-Men...?
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 5:40pm -
TheStride says:
Feats of extraordinary strength. Fueled by elbow meat.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 6:07pm -
Patchy Stache says:
Great photo...totally looks like a comic book cover.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 6:46pm -
sethro says:
quicker than the eye
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 7:00pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
insanity
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 7:03pm -
Yogi Beard says:
He's a maniac! Maniac on the floor!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 7:03pm -
jclutch says:
man, this came out rad!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 7:52pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
helo there friend. this reminds me of a dude in highschool who used to do his famous "50 punches" during pep rallys. he would punch 50 times really quickly, so fast you couldn't see his fists. he fought crime. quickly.
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 8:26pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
this is amazing, faved!
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 9:03pm -
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