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posted: December 03 @ 9:20am

Sometimes, at least once a week, malicious acts of maliciousness are committed. The perpetrators steal a sandwich or bake an unlawful cake or push down an old person. These same people send out spam, don't put their cart away at the supermarket, and burn down buildings.

It was time for these things to stop.

And sometimes, it just feels good to punch someone.

mOtke says:: Thanks to Hairy Cherry, Lloyd Hypplehiemer, and also to @marko for taking the shot.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:21am - ∞

9schwander says:: YESSS! IN ACTION AT LAST! I can't even contain myself.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:21am - ∞

Daniel says:: YES! Action shot!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:21am - ∞

Gavin says:: king. forever
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:22am - ∞

Andrew says:: his mustache looks fake. I assume that's why you punched him
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:22am - ∞

Furricane says:: Finally some action. I'm in love w/ this shot.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:23am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: holy toledo, kingman!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:23am - ∞

wiseacre says:: You're holding my platter of stars and bacon ponys!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:23am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: When Superheroes Become Monarchs. WSBM.

"WhaassBAAAAMMMMM!!!!!"
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:24am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: Unlawful cake bakers? Punch 'em out! King'd.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:24am - ∞

benfrank says:: is it cold there, @mOtke? your nipples look hard.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:25am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Many of us know exactly how tight the crotch is on that suit. Not that we wanted to know. But we do.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:26am - ∞

Fledgling Brewer says:: OK, so this photo's greatness just sapped all my interest in doing one of my own for today. This is amazing. And it's in the running for best photo ever, I think. America is in good hands.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:27am - ∞

miguelito says:: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:27am - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: KA-POW! Or KA-KING, if you prefer.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:27am - ∞

brobro says:: way to go after those bakers of unlawful cakes
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:30am - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: King. Fave. Wow.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:31am - ∞

miguelito says:: Very ALEX ROSS material

CLAME
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:33am - ∞

mOtke says:: Nice CLAME @miguelito.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:36am - ∞

elldub says:: I want a bearded capt. america comic book. great shot shawn.

those goggles look familiar.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:37am - ∞

David Knapp says:: King!, nice spittle capture.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:39am - ∞

slo gro says:: i would punch that guy.

that is all.

and kf'd of course.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:41am - ∞

c dub says:: this is king material all the way!!!!!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:44am - ∞

Marko says:: Guess that burst mode makes a difference! :) Nice @mOtke, very well played!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:48am - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: great shot.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:57am - ∞

flainez says:: Here comes the King! And he is punching a shady guy... (in all probability a night farmer).
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:58am - ∞

Jonesie says:: King, king, king!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:04am - ∞

Mat Wiseman says:: Incredible.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:10am - ∞

milothegoat says:: i'm with @Gavin. king forever.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:12am - ∞

SoulGlo1976 says:: Reminiscent of the opening credits montage in Watchmen. Awesome shot!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:23am - ∞

Le Duncan says:: Absolutely amazing! Have a crown or 12.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:23am - ∞

tedford says:: POW! FAV'D! KING'D!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:23am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Nice punch for a KING.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:33am - ∞

robberfly says:: Finally! Captain America kicks some ass!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:36am - ∞

BURNEY says:: KING'd I was thinking of how pulling this shot of myself.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:44am - ∞

BURNEY says:: You are clearly hitting him because he doesn't have the balls to grow a real mustache. Bravo.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:46am - ∞

stephen says:: here is your crown.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:53am - ∞

yourfavorite says:: A winner is you!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:54am - ∞

Benjamin says:: thanks for saving things...
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 11:10am - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: could this be a lousy farmer?? in disguise??
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 11:30am - ∞

mattmarch says:: C'mon man, I just need a fix. Just let me lick the frosting!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 11:38am - ∞

Just Jamey says:: I love the villainous things you've grouped together!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 11:48am - ∞

mynameisjason says:: wicked yes.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 11:51am - ∞

Katie says:: Is that the guy from the Aquabats?
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 12:19pm - ∞

keifel says:: thank you cap'n
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 12:31pm - ∞

BuddyJ says:: I feel safer now.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 12:34pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Airborne spittle.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 12:57pm - ∞

Jarrett says:: FIGHT!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 1:18pm - ∞

hale. says:: amazing. you're punching the mustachioed version of @elldub.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 1:19pm - ∞

Shanks Keating says:: All of your dreams are coming true right now.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:33pm - ∞

LG3 says:: hello booyah. Como estas favd kingd.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:15pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: That's right hit that steam punk right in the false-moustachioed kisser.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:21pm - ∞

Dewey says:: ol' Captain packing some heat
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:24pm - ∞

Marko Lady says:: Good to see Hairy Cherry...if only for a cameo appearance. Great shot all around!!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:42pm - ∞

mims attack says:: but yours is king-worthy
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:58pm - ∞

keeper of the fort says:: Incredible! the saga continues with an AutoInstaKingFaveRotica! Sweet shot!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:41pm - ∞

keeper of the fort says:: incidentally i watched now you're being ridiculous. so great!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:54pm - ∞

mOtke says:: @keeperofthefort - great. Glad you liked it. We had a ton of fun making it.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:55pm - ∞

ROMANCE says:: beard?
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:08pm - ∞

9schwander says:: I think you're winning king today. As well you should.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:44pm - ∞

Broseph says:: king king king king king king king. you little king you.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 6:57pm - ∞

TheStride says:: epic awesomez
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 7:22pm - ∞

Snuffleupagus says:: Brilliant!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 7:45pm - ∞

Barefoot says:: W H A T . You are the king.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 7:49pm - ∞

Chally says:: PROFESSIONAL.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:13pm - ∞

jmathiasxiii says:: you win everything.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:22pm - ∞

Furricane says:: mOtke, I hand over today's crown to you. treat it well.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:37pm - ∞

Mason Bernard says:: I thought Captain America had gloves.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 12:13am - ∞

benfrank says:: king. as it should be.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 10:06am - ∞

Finn MacCool says:: Pow! Right to the kisser!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 8:28pm - ∞

David W. says:: Man. I wanna punch someone now. Violence seems so cool!
Posted: Dec 4th, 2009 - 9:13pm - ∞

Noelix says:: What would be an unlawful cake exactly?
Posted: Dec 7th, 2009 - 4:33pm - ∞

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mOtke

takes a mean pic.

Nashville

AKA Music City. Honky Tonks, cowboy hats, country music and redneck stereotypes galore. Truth is, none of that is entirely true.