There was a "bang" then a "boom" then a series of "ahhh" followed closely by a "what" and a "huh." He stuck his head outside to figure out what it was all about. A 9000 lb giant sat outside his window, eating a building like someone would eat a carrot. It was so absurd that the guy mounted his black horse, and the two of them jumped through time and ate at a Waffle House 20 years into the future.
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