Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 02 @ 1:57pm
Is this considered cheating?

Comments

Andrew says:
bacon beard FTW
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:58pm -
themightyjones says:
Severe burns can take a while to heal, but I'm guessing it'd be worth it to go ahead and fry your face wrapped in bacon. You'd be in intolerable pain for some time, but you'd smell delicious. Bacon would be extra-crispy, too. Mmm.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:59pm -
Jake says:
I want to eat your face.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:59pm -
Jar says:
deliciously disgusting.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:00pm -
jason says:
does this soothe the razor burn?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:00pm -
mattyc says:
Dare I say best beard EVER.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:01pm -
shularbrau says:
no, that is not cheating. but any photo with bacon is considered pandering to the judges (the judges being 300+ men with a high bacon intake ratio).
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:02pm -
Shotgun Willie says:
mmm...gross.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:02pm -
mike says:
@jason: Oh yeah.

The stubble helped hold it in place. My face is the rough side of bacon velcro.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:02pm -
brandon says:
Such much win, so little time.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:03pm -
BW says:
man after my own taste.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:04pm -
Phil says:
yes. bacon. mmhmm. yes.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:04pm -
KnoxAndy says:
dude. i'm very jealous that i did not think of that myself. did you fry it up and eat it after you took the pic? oh, btw....KING.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:05pm -
tedford says:
everything is better with bacon. even bearding.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:06pm -
mike says:
@KnoxAndy Eating it as we speak. Bacon should never go to waste.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:07pm -
elegant_chaos says:
got bacon?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:07pm -
Daniel says:
I wish bacon grew out of my face too!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:07pm -
Tolleson says:
And thus concludes this years Whiskerino not having reached a full 48-hours.

You sir, win yourself as many internets as you can carry.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:07pm -
Dave says:
bacon for teh win!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:09pm -
Ploafmaster says:
Oh my...bacon beard? Combining two glories into one ultra glory?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:09pm -
wiseacre says:
you had me at baconface beard ... there is so much awesome happening in this that I have to remove my own face into the frying pan and eat it.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:10pm -
wiseacre says:
you have my vote for KB
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:10pm -
Pip says:
You look delicious.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:10pm -
jnonfiction says:
this will make so many men so very, very happy.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:11pm -
Brandon Hill says:
raw pig whiskeritus
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:12pm -
FeXd says:
Clearly infected with H1N1.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:13pm -
Corey says:
I just ate lunch and this still makes me hungry....
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:13pm -
Moses Marion says:
it moved
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:13pm -
mims attack says:
certainly cheating
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:13pm -
J-Ho says:
OMG so many lulz!!!!!12
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:15pm -
arudd says:
KBB = King Bacon Beard
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:15pm -
CaseyO says:
I hope you don't waste that bacon, that would be horrible.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:19pm -
ben says:
awesome...
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:20pm -
MarkyMadBeard says:
An extremely suitable substitute
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:21pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Well done, sir. Well done.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:21pm -
ty says:
CLAME
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:21pm -
rketcham says:
nice won! Bacon is great oils for the face!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:22pm -
Sageish says:
yikes
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:24pm -
j.goforth says:
proving once again, that everything is better when you add bacon
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:25pm -
pcain says:
HAHAHA!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:26pm -
Ned Kelly says:
oh this is great! Great!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:26pm -
keifel says:
you can never go wrong with bacon.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:27pm -
Chally says:
Today I have dried seaweed on my face and you, bacon. I bet bacon is better for manly beard growth. If you did your whole body up in bacon you would look like CLAME.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:29pm -
Benjamin says:
King Beard all the way...

I want more food slathered on your face throughout the competition
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:31pm -
Dante says:
Is it wrong that I still want to eat that?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:34pm -
Yogi Beard says:
This the absolute definition of "dedication." Tell me you ate that bacon then to give you courage.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:35pm -
mike says:
@Chally now I want sushi rolls. With bacon and cream cheese.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:36pm -
mike says:
@Yogi Beard - Eaten along with grits cakes I fried in the leftover bacon grease. Like I said, bacon should never go to waste.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:38pm -
Gbonez says:
wow
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:39pm -
ThatGuy says:
It's over. Bacon trumps everything. Seriously. Look it up. You win.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:45pm -
gragaband says:
Awesome.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:47pm -
heyrevolver says:
If bacon is the candy of meats, beards are the candy of facial hair.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:49pm -
S3AN says:
this is EPIC!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:49pm -
Chally says:
@mike you may be on to a new sushi menu item that can earn some serious bucks
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:04pm -
hale. says:
don't make me hate bacon
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:08pm -
matthewtodd says:
KING HIM!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:08pm -
benfrank says:
i dont even know what to say.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:09pm -
mike says:
I expect at least one of you guys to honor this on tribute day. Hell, we should all do it on tribute day. It's friggin' bacon.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:15pm -
chance says:
The old man humor inside me wants to say, "well I could just eat you up!" yet I must refrain.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:19pm -
J-Ho says:
I'm torn between you and Xjdunn for my King vote!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:21pm -
jnonfiction says:
How can this fail to be king?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:24pm -
josh says:
Bacon!!!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:27pm -
wondermade says:
This is considered genius. To think I could've saved the $650 with a few pieces of bacon.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:35pm -
jracecar says:
how many pigs had to die to make that beard?

i never thought i'd finally get a chance to ask that question. i've been sitting on it for something like 13 years or so.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:39pm -
Benjamin says:
Bacon theme day maybe?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:52pm -
eightyeight says:
{: everything is better with bacon :}
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:54pm -
Romeotomeo says:
so gross... yet so beautiful
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:55pm -
OhMyGoshman says:
Manliest beard EVER
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:04pm -
Seabolt84 says:
Awesome I love it
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:22pm -
yourfavorite says:
BACON! Is good for me.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:35pm -
GrizzlyDex says:
there's a certain pride that comes with wearing bacon.. it's in his eyes
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:41pm -
Matty O says:
"bacon face" sounds like an insult most times
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:42pm -
Caronna says:
Iv only said this to one other man but... I want to eat your face.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:48pm -
whipticker says:
King for sure.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:11pm -
bear! says:
you made my day better
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:19pm -
W E L L S says:
I do love that bacon.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:32pm -
mynameisjason says:
bacon beard!
hooray for salmonella! (and flavor)
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:33pm -
blankenship says:
No one competes with bacon. King-ed.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:46pm -
Ace says:
hmmm.... all i see is your face breaking out from bacon grease after you peel those babies off.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 6:10pm -
george says:
like velcro, oh the second day stubble is bliss..lol
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 6:28pm -
Snuffleupagus says:
Isn't this the first symptom of a real man with H1N1? I sure hope you ate that bacon afterward. KING!

Now I really want some bacon. Thanks.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 6:52pm -
mackle says:
Internet Rule #1: If you involve Bacon - people will respect you in ways you never imagined.

I commend you on invoking this policy.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:14pm -
LG3 says:
the bacon + the look = win
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:21pm -
monkey boy says:
Man, you look good right now.

Might I have a nibble?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:43pm -
Noelix says:
Good lord this rules so hard.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:11pm -
Gavin says:
king please
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:15pm -
Taylor says:
King!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:19pm -
matthewtodd says:
i will say it again, KING HIM!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:28pm -
Kent Colonoscopy says:
you put some waffles on your head and some syrup in your mouth, better than Shoneys buffet. Love it man.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:37pm -
Phineas McAllister says:
This can't be sanitary
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:47pm -
Shotgun Willie says:
king, indeed..I'm tryin' for the newbie king but dang...
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:53pm -
S3AN says:
you got my vote mike! KING!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:17pm -
Roo says:
GROSS! but i LOVE IT!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:53pm -
byron.nash says:
Solid. That's all I can say.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:34am -
heyrevolver says:
Robbed, I tell you. Bacon beard was my King yesterday.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:10am -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
i really want bacon
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:57am -
Zach says:
i'm late to the comment party on this one, but holy crap...amazing.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:54am -
JamesC says:
i'm late too, but this rocks
Posted: Nov 5th, 2009 - 6:33am -
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Whiskerino. fin.