I thought today's theme was "Go to a theme park and spend your evening shivering and cold and around a lot of strangers and spending money and eating succotash and have your wife accidentally blind a little person with the flash of a camera during the parade portion of the evening and enjoy this time with your wife."

It wasn't.

Which is a shame, because I took a heck of a picture depicting just such a theme.

We had a blast. Christmas time is fun at Silver Dollar City. My in-laws call it Steal Your Dollar City. Both names work for me. Anyhow, they have the equivalent of over 378 miles of lights there. It's awesome.

Sorry for the mini-blog post. Geez. Hope you were interested in my life. All of it.