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posted: November 12 @ 11:03am

5 Reasons you are more manly than I am
or
5 Reasons I am more awesome than you

mackle says:: hahahah.. this is so amazingly great
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:05am - ∞

hale. says:: what are the reasons?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:06am - ∞

hale. says:: i have paper arrows all over my head too, so what are you gonna say about that?

Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:06am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: or both. AT THE SAME TIME!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:06am - ∞

hale. says:: you know what makes you no manly or awesome? you don't own any cats.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:06am - ∞

hale. says:: i don't have staples in my head. who's awesome now?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:07am - ∞

revgoomba says:: Defo more awesome than me!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:07am - ∞

Pastor D Fizz says:: genius...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:07am - ∞

shularbrau says:: 4. 4 reasons you are more awesome than me.
i have polka dots.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:07am - ∞

hale. says:: every hipster in town has those colored sunglasses, and so did all the dorks in the 1980's. you can't be counting that as one of your reasons.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:08am - ∞

hale. says:: is that the straps to your purse on your shoulder?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:08am - ∞

hale. says:: you should have placed an arrow pointing to your stomach that said "tacos inside"
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:09am - ∞

zackle says:: clame. I think I will remind you every day, just for safety's sake.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:10am - ∞

Gavin says:: sweet braid matty
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:10am - ∞

hale. says:: you have a really nice voice, it's sort of soft and feminine. i guess that's why you didn't point that out.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:10am - ∞

hale. says:: i think i'm done.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:10am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: comment bomb.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:11am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: @zackle omg.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:12am - ∞

funkfinger says:: @hale is never done.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:14am - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: radder than an 8bit nintendo!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:15am - ∞

hankbobs says:: or, 5 reasons you are more king-worthy than I
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:16am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: definately 5 reasons why you're more awesome than me. Kinging you.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:18am - ∞

Dave says:: haha well played! Fav'd
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:18am - ∞

hale. says:: @funkfinger is right - i didn't know Sinead O'Conner had that braid.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:25am - ∞

keifel says:: you are the very definition of manliness. don't let anyone tell you different.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:27am - ∞

hale. says:: don't listen to @keifel. however, since we don't really know what to classify you as, i guess we could call you a man??? (shrugs)
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:30am - ∞

mOtke says:: In a sea of instability, one man with paper and a willingness to cut the paper, used his wits, along with some leaves and a bit of color, to create something that no one else in the world had ever seen: A 40 ft. can of Cheeze Wizz. People would drive to his house to take photos. They would plan vacations around the spectacle. Some, feeling mischievous, would bring very large crackers and try to eat of the yellow goodness.

A man in Maine smiled as he took a sip of Hot Tea.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:30am - ∞

Sageish says:: kinged, faved, and followed.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:35am - ∞

Daniel says:: I hope there is an arrow that points your stomach that says "Tacos".
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:48am - ∞

TroopaB says:: dude you don't have sideburns cause your beard is a total loner. it doesn't wanna be held down by what your hair is doing. its a free spirit.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:55am - ∞

tedford says:: you win.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:56am - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: king'd fav'd
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:59am - ∞

BBrux says:: super duper awesome
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:00pm - ∞

Just Jamey says:: Yeah, those 5 reasons are both true. Fave.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:04pm - ∞

Army of Whiskers says:: So ALT
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:16pm - ∞

mc sauce says:: rat tails should have never went out of style. they really make a statement. king you
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:19pm - ∞

Barefoot says:: Is that rat tail for real!?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:25pm - ∞

Matty O says:: more awesome
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:28pm - ∞

9schwander says:: that's really funny.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:32pm - ∞

Katie says:: The second option. For sure.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:34pm - ∞

miguelito says:: where's the "too much time on my hands" arrow? :p
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:41pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: I knit, crochet and sew. Beat that.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:47pm - ∞

digihurl says:: both.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:56pm - ∞

jason says:: hahaha...favorite. favorite.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 1:08pm - ∞

Pursuit of Hirsute says:: You just keep getting more and more interesting. I'll bet on day 50 you're going to show everyone you have a Kuato or something.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 1:11pm - ∞

jclutch says:: P3WND
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 1:46pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: All posible comments have already been made. F&K'd.

Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 2:02pm - ∞

mynameisjason says:: indeed.

kinged.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 2:07pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: whuhhhh? No stripes?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 2:24pm - ∞

Caronna says:: ill stick with the first one...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:16pm - ∞

JamesC says:: and inside the hip flask is ...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:19pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: King'd. Silly padawan.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:22pm - ∞

Ace says:: jedi braid. also, earring is spelled wrong.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:31pm - ∞

kidstatic says:: 5 reasons i am happy to know you exist.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:52pm - ∞

Corey says:: I'mma go with a little from column A, a little from column B. And a full King.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:55pm - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: loving the sun glasses...the shirt... ear ring ehhh not so much but still great picture. and even the green shirt that you are also wearing...if it is even a shirt
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 5:48pm - ∞

TheStride says:: Everything about this is right.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 6:09pm - ∞

Justin Will says:: Picture rules, comments rule, rulers rule.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 6:31pm - ∞

Chally says:: cheeky and clever and very well played.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 6:45pm - ∞

SoulGlo1976 says:: Bravo! Kudos! Keep em' coming!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:04pm - ∞

mateo says:: Yin and Yang.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:11pm - ∞

wondermade says:: First 5 in the ongoing series.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:21pm - ∞

David W. says:: This was very helpful.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:44pm - ∞

rodohmes says:: @Daniel 's comment is so hilarious...taco...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:47pm - ∞

elldub says:: you cannot be beat.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:47pm - ∞

Fofe says:: I can never be this cool. Glad you've got it under control!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:48pm - ∞

hope says:: holy crap dude.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:01pm - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: I get that sideburn thing, too.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:01pm - ∞

jason says:: btw...king!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:09pm - ∞

Johnnydr says:: Haha love this
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:25pm - ∞

hale. says:: i guess you are a nice guy
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:37pm - ∞

mattyc says:: @hale...nicer.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:38pm - ∞

hale. says:: @mattyc...nicest
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:42pm - ∞

hale. says:: you would want to know how to work a disco ball.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:45pm - ∞

mattyc says:: @hale.....true.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:49pm - ∞

Noelix says:: I already kingfaved this earlier today. Really a great idea for a photo.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:04pm - ∞

John-O says:: This pic owns!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 6:11am - ∞

John-O says:: Just saw the pic. Thats brutal. Ive been pretty hurt but nothing broken and not stitches. It makes a great story to tell to the grand kids.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 6:13am - ∞

Owen says:: Rocking!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:28am - ∞

watchyourface says:: great braid!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 12:17pm - ∞

mackle says:: @mattyc, all your feeds are there but there's only so much screen real estate so your comments get moved into a weird spot. Clame for where they are hiding.

I can remove the taco feed if you like.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:07pm - ∞

hale. says:: @mattyc, your theme suggestions are all gold.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:28pm - ∞

Cornerman says:: polka-dots are rad
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:33pm - ∞

Justin Will says:: Dude...wheres todays picture?!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 6:01pm - ∞

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mattyc

takes a mean pic.

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mattyc

takes a mean pic.

New Orleans

The birthplace of Jazz, Mardi Gras celebrations and a slew of unique foods. Also, the greatest accents the US has to offer.