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  • posted: November 10 @ 8:29am
What I did this weekend.

Comments

digihurl says:
OUCH

but awesome photo
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:30am -
Le Duncan says:
What this weekend did to you.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:30am -
Sageish says:
you went to Staples?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:31am -
chadmcclarnon says:
whoa...that looks gnarly. You bring a knife to a stapler fight?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:31am -
Daniel says:
Yikes! Get yourself a taco.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:32am -
pastor says:
did you staple someone else's head? or did someone staple your head?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:34am -
Robfrenzy says:
AMAZING!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:35am -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
AWESOME SHOT!!..but what did you do??? looks painful
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:35am -
KimJongIllness says:
Man, I hope that's the top of your head and not the beard...
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:36am -
Gavin says:
is that your head or your chin?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:36am -
milothegoat says:
geeze.... what happened??
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:37am -
orangebeard says:
oh that is hardcore gross. did one of the frames you were holding up break and cut your head?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:37am -
XscatteredshowersX says:
frig
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:37am -
mOtke says:
It wasn't so much the stapler fight itself that sent Little Timmy to the hospital on a bright, Sunday evening. No, it was the staples in his face, and the fact that he was growing a beard and still being called Little Timmy that sent him speeding down the Avenues and Boulevards to the small town hospital on the corner of Wilson and Main.

Little Timmy thought that you were supposed to bring empty staplers to the fight, so he filled his with taco meat and was ready to go when Large Gagog, the town bully, planted a few staples right in the kisser.

Little Timmy planned to burn his house down later on that day. It was a plan.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:42am -
Paragone says:
stapels??
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:42am -
abar says:
head injuries are no joke. friend of mine hit his head skating and couldn't speak for three weeks. CLAME. he did the same thing that happened at 0:24 but his board knocked him out and he slammed the back of his head. no bueno.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:43am -
Andrew says:
now that's a proper gash
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:43am -
yourfavorite says:
that looks so incredibly not fun. wow.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:43am -
revgoomba says:
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:47am -
mackle says:
gross. i'd categorize this as un family friendly as any mostly naked dude sitting in a coffee shop.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:47am -
FeXd says:
Erk
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:47am -
tedford says:
it hurts me just to look at this, but I'm going to keep looking
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:50am -
miguelito says:
looks tasty actually. just slap some peanut butter next to it. ready to go. blood preserves, right?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:52am -
jnonfiction says:
oh, ow.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:54am -
Jar says:
yikes! Hope you are doing better man.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:55am -
Justin Will says:
Wow. Gross to the max.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 8:55am -
shularbrau says:
I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:03am -
Vanbert says:
man oh man that looks ....... I'm speechless
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:06am -
pcain says:
damn!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:06am -
Sageish says:
so who's gonna do the vaginarino tribute for this one?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:07am -
Phineas McAllister says:
yuck. worse than my oily skin
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:10am -
Tolleson says:
Just so I'm clear, this is the top of your head and not anywhere on your face?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:11am -
michaeljstraub says:
This is what happens when you open yourself up to the world. A smash on the head
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:13am -
Brian says:
That looks painful!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:16am -
Owen says:
ow ow ow ow
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:20am -
mattyc says:
@ All this is the back of my head. Was skateboarding at a park on sunday. Did a kickflip on a bank ramp board landed primo (on it's axles) and I fell to the flat bottom and tried not to hit my head... Gravity won and I got a concrete tattoo. It bled like a bitch too.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:22am -
hale. says:
don't lie, you were insulting cats and they attacked you.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:23am -
Jimmy says:
What does the other guy look like?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:25am -
Army of Whiskers says:
Both disgusting and awesome
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:25am -
Grower&Shower says:
At least it's not the beard.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:30am -
James A. Polk says:
sorry about the luck
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:43am -
Yogi Beard says:
The next time I get a massive head wound, I want to just walk into a store and stare at the same item for an hour, just to see if anyone would notice.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:44am -
flainez says:
Oh, man... this is no good (the shot is awesome, but still). Hope you feel ok soon.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:44am -
JamesC says:
they have this stuff you can put on it which will help heal it and make the scar less unsightly, i think it's called arsenic
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:48am -
mu says:
WOW! painful...
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:50am -
JamesC says:
head wound tacos
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 9:59am -
mackle says:
man that head wound taco is making me uncomfortable
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:00am -
Kebibi says:
Oh, man. That hurts me just looking at it... I hope you feel better - don't let it fester.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:01am -
watchyourface says:
metal teeth
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:04am -
Bumgardner says:
Nice. Looks painful.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:11am -
BURNEY says:
sympathy king'd
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:22am -
Karl says:
daaaaaaang.

but staples are still cooler than plain ol' stitches, so you win!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:49am -
dalas v says:
Man, that made me feel weird.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:54am -
jpopick says:
Yeah, what if you bashed open your chin and they had to shave it to put staples in?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:56am -
Moses Marion says:
you know... there's doctors who will take care of this for you...
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:57am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Dude, this is crazy... I just had to rush my friend to the emergency room 2 weeks ago because a bass guitar fell on his head. Sounds hilarious, I know... but it's true. 8 staples for that one.

You've got my pity. This is intense.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:02am -
johnny says:
skateboarding eh? I think maybe the taco bit back!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:07am -
iamaaronmartin says:
Wuss.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:16am -
folliclejuju says:
it looks like they tried to solder it shut!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:20am -
western dave says:
i'm liking the cat attack theory.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:21am -
falfa says:
the cats had it coming.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:33am -
Pursuit of Hirsute says:
Damn
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 12:19pm -
Todd the Mok says:
Said in an obnoxious voice: Technically, this photo violates the rules of Whiskerino as it does NOT in fact show your beard growth.

That being said, freaking awesome photo, sorry your melon got banged, and glad you're ok.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 12:24pm -
mattyc says:
@Todd the Mok actually I made sure beard was visible...that's why I had the mirror in the shot.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 12:26pm -
keifel says:
ouch. did you get good drugs?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 12:27pm -
Mason Bernard says:
is that frosting on it ?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 12:55pm -
elclinto says:
Ouchasauras Rex!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 1:31pm -
Shotgun Willie says:
looks fun..
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 2:07pm -
R E N A U D says:
gonna venture to say that i had a better day than you.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 2:09pm -
(Another) Rachel says:
head wounds suck. They can really mess you up.


head wounds suck. They can really mess you up.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 2:22pm -
taber says:
that is freaking crazy, ouch. hope it heals up quicklike. could have turned out much worse i guess, though!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 2:34pm -
Nicotomo says:
Vicious.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 2:38pm -
Caronna says:
dang, is your beard going to be ok?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 2:56pm -
mc sauce says:
why would you staple the blood volcano shut?
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 3:15pm -
Frog says:
That day Matt hit his head changed his life forever...After that he gained incredible beard-related powers and since has gone on to wrestle a bear.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 3:20pm -
Le Duncan says:
I found the perfect sweatshirt for you. I know how much you love them. CLAME.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 3:47pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Put some ice on it.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 3:50pm -
hankbobs says:
This is brutally hard to look at, but very easy to crown
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 4:21pm -
wondermade says:
Ow
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 4:59pm -
mattmarch says:
Gnarly dude! you just way outgrossed everyone.

CLAME
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 5:18pm -
iambillpower says:
Oh crap!
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 5:41pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
holy comments. way to bust your head there guy.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 7:24pm -
Yogi Beard says:
In answer to your question, yes Chock Full O' Nuts is quite good. Arguably my favorite brand of coffee.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 7:36pm -
Noelix says:
That is foul.

Feel better.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 7:52pm -
hope says:
skateboarding is a crime
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 10:59pm -
Beard Goggles says:
ouch.

looks like a bubbling tar-pit.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:38pm -
c dub says:
gushy n' gross.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009 - 11:54pm -
Barefoot says:
I went skateboarding tonight, this was all I could think about.
Posted: Nov 11th, 2009 - 1:38am -
Barefoot says:
@abar Your friends with Justin Holmes? I used to watch Reason to Believe all the time.
Posted: Nov 11th, 2009 - 1:43am -
Cornerman says:
You're right about the helmet! Ouch!
Posted: Nov 11th, 2009 - 9:04am -
David W. says:
I know I'm not adding anything new here, but yeeowch.
Posted: Nov 11th, 2009 - 9:57pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.