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posted: January 31 @ 10:04am

For @benfrank. I call it FLARE! Beard.

mattyc says:: @benfrank if anyone commentjack™'s you I'll reup as many times as it takes. Sorry to hear about your hot water heater.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:05am - ∞

SoulGlo1976 says:: Fireface
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:05am - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: Coppin' a ploaf in the corner of the yard? Don't forget to cover it!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:09am - ∞

TheStride says:: You look like a gnome. I am looking for food myself neighbor.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:13am - ∞

Dewey says:: I agree with @TheStride - thought you were a gnome for a second
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:15am - ∞

specialshoes says:: i seriously thought you were going to be hiding behind what I thought was a garden gnome from the thumbnail....this is super stupid rad!

also, feel free to steal pizza any time you are a neighbor.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:20am - ∞

flainez says:: For the thumbnail I though you were a garden gnome!!!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:21am - ∞

c dub says:: i call it FlareGnome & rad.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:22am - ∞

revgoomba says:: What @flainez said.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:22am - ∞

mOtke says:: This morning I was enjoying some cake.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:46am - ∞

mOtke says:: And I thought of you.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:47am - ∞

mOtke says:: They were more like cornmeal pancakes, which is like cake.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:47am - ∞

mOtke says:: Anyway. I like this photo. So. Yeah.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:47am - ∞

mOtke says:: Oh yeah, Empire is the best of the five, and I would be tempted, but it's so nice outside that you shouldn't spend your day inside telling me about a movie that I love already.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:49am - ∞

sariebell says:: You kinda look like a gnome. And that's a compliment!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:06am - ∞

Greybeard says:: Dang, I thought this was a Travelocity.com ad !
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:14am - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: seriously thought you were a gnome when looking at the thumbnail. this is awesome
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:17am - ∞

El Barbudo says:: You're a lawn gnome!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:18am - ∞

johnatcollege says:: Can I have a gnome like this for my garden?
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:25am - ∞

Daniel says:: It's a garden gnome's face is igniting. Those guys are terrifying.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:40am - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: FLA....mmmfffmfmfmfmfmfmf
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:58am - ∞

chadmcclarnon is being strangled by @mattyc Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:58am - ∞

tedford says:: beardplosion!

burnt hair really stinks so please, flare with care.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 12:29pm - ∞

Caronna says:: Gnome!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 12:30pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: Whoa! You might need some Zantac!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 1:01pm - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: Creepiest gnome I've ever seen.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 1:02pm - ∞

Moxie says:: ^^True dat.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 1:04pm - ∞

benfrank says:: FLARE!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 1:04pm - ∞

benfrank says:: Love it.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 1:05pm - ∞

nate says:: Pozor! Uwaga! Achtung! Warning!

(in Czech, Polish, German...and English, of course)
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 1:08pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: looks like you ate a lightbulb.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 1:36pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: This looks amazing. I love this mini (very brite light) theme. So great.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:09pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Seriously, the colors, the lighting, everything about this is killer.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:10pm - ∞

jason says:: i'm with @elbarbudo. i instantly thought gnome.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:13pm - ∞

Fofe says:: I think this is the part where the glowing alien comes out of your body. The host rarely survives. Sorry.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:17pm - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: You done flared yer face off
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:18pm - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: Now available at all good garden supply stores.. the Gnatty matty Gnome. available in styles A, B and C.

I WANT ONE!!!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:25pm - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: Btw.. thats the coolest fence i ever saw. ever.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:26pm - ∞

mynameisjason says:: magic garden gnome time!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:38pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: this looks like a fairytale
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:40pm - ∞

(Another) Rachel says:: you're cool.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:54pm - ∞

Gavin says:: your beard is shiny
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 2:58pm - ∞

aaron itchyface says:: garden gnome FLARE! very cool.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 3:00pm - ∞

irishsquire says:: from the thumbnail you look like a garden gnome. i like garden gnomes. fav'd.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 3:40pm - ∞

The Bandito says:: This is a curious little picture. Makes me think of Amélie for some reason. and that's always a good thing.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 3:42pm - ∞

rodohmes says:: I don't think you look like a garden gnome at all...but if you would want to look like one, you should totally do this pose (CLAME)

(as long as you NEVER upload it)
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 3:43pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: In Australia we normally have our bathrooms inside
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 4:04pm - ∞

John-O says:: I read the back strory. Sorry for the injury, but that is a gnarly way to go!!!!!!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 4:53pm - ∞

brandon says:: I fell on the "gnome" side too, until I remembered that @mattyc is too badass for gnome-dom.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 5:15pm - ∞

wondermade says:: I'm glad everyone waited for @benfrank.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 5:49pm - ∞

mc sauce says:: are you a lawn gnome?
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 6:24pm - ∞

benfrank says:: really, this is just awesome.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 6:55pm - ∞

Childress says:: I don't think you look like a gnome.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 7:35pm - ∞

mu says:: I knew you were extraterrestrial. No human can comment that much.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 7:46pm - ∞

wondermade doubts he'll average more than 100 comments a day the rest of this month. Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 9:47pm - ∞

Kevin! says:: Your beard has a healthy glow today.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 9:47pm - ∞

jclutch says:: Super sick.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 9:51pm - ∞

mackle says:: Comments given: 10,773?! Are you kidding me?!?!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 9:54pm - ∞

Furricane says:: FLAAAAAARE

oh wait, that's taken already.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 10:22pm - ∞

hale. says:: yawn.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:03pm - ∞

CraigwithaK says:: love the pic man! you check out that clame i sent you about the ink on my 1/30 shot. i got to get your input, your influence and approval is priority one in my life.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:17pm - ∞

mackle says:: your little pointy hat is questionable at best
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:36pm - ∞

J-Ho says:: FLAREBEARS!
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:47pm - ∞

Patchy Stache says:: Great photo. Love the colors and that tree is great. Fav-o-king'd.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:52pm - ∞

Just Jamey says:: I am forced to king you for some fairy shit.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010 - 11:59pm - ∞

Poe says:: dreamy
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 5:20am - ∞

miguelito says:: wanna be my garden gnome?
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 5:51am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: are you barfing a flare?
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 6:02am - ∞

James A. Polk says:: yes. great.
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 6:43am - ∞

Timcredible says:: nice fleard
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 7:06am - ∞

Pursuit of Hirsute says:: Pretty sweet. How did you do this? My guess is holding a small mirror between your teeth and getting the sun to reflect off. Am I right?
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 8:30am - ∞

watchyourface says:: that's a great yard there
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 9:01am - ∞

mattyc says:: @pursuitofhirsute I swallowed the sun.
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 9:16am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: damn -- wish i didn't miss this yesterday. it would have been kingfav'd without a doubt. i guess a late fav-ing will have to do.
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 9:38am - ∞

runningantelope says:: this is excellent, although i hope you're not ploafing
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 11:26am - ∞

zackle says:: Missed this one. Love this one.
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 6:28pm - ∞

jonnyblueoval says:: a medium sized Gnome.
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 6:56pm - ∞

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