Whiskerino 2009 : Profile : mattyc

mattyc says:: At 10:22 Mountain time aka 9:22 Whiskertime....It happened.... I ploafed. Here are all of the methods i tried
stool softeners
milk of magnesia
prune juice
suppository
cigarettes+ coffee
miralax
and guess what worked

TACOS

actually I really attribute to all the laughter with @ben and his lovely wife Jess.....and the general good vibe they brought. It was a much appreciated visit and was a ton of fun which is odd considering we spent about 90% of the time in the hotel room with me laying on the bed.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:02am - ∞

jracecar says:: good hustle.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:03am - ∞

Karl says:: congrats on the ploaf!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:03am - ∞

mattyc says:: Also....this is my robot brace...I will be wearing it for about 8 weeks. I realize toilet shots are typically not appropriate for the site....but I thought this one would be most acceptable.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:03am - ∞

mattyc says:: P.S. Ploaf was still in the toilet during the photographing.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:04am - ∞

Beard Goggles says:: YAY ploaf!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:06am - ∞

Karl says:: i think the new @ploafmaster can be crowned.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:07am - ∞

Noelix says:: TACOS FTW
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:08am - ∞

revgoomba says:: Well done on the ploaf. That's great news.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:10am - ∞

Katie says:: Wow. Never thought I'd say this to a grown man but congrats on the #2.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:12am - ∞

Absolutely says:: You made poop! Yah!

I second @noelix TACOS FTW
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:12am - ∞

MrMaggie says:: i think i mentioned something about tacos FTploafW, but it must have been lost to the chatback. good to see you're on the road to recovery.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:25am - ∞

herr neas says:: great news!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:43am - ∞

Dschonn says:: Lies. Everyone knows you're still full of shit.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 2:00am - ∞

Andrew says:: you are a champion. and now have an exoskeleton.

it's good to know that the best stool softener is the love of friends. and tacos.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 3:40am - ∞

specialshoes says:: best wishes on a speedy recovery and full return to health & normalcy. just caught up on your situation...so glad it wasn't worse. you're a real trooper for still posting every day.

congrats on the Ploaf!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 3:50am - ∞

SoulGlo1976 says:: YAY!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:02am - ∞

keifel says:: yay ploaf. get better man.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:07am - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: @karl : There can be only one Ploafmaster.

But great job on squeezin' one out, @mattyc .
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:21am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: This story brought a tear to my eye.
...and this is going to be the first toilet photo that wins kb.
I will NOT be voting for it.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:42am - ∞

Daniel says:: Every time a patient ploafs an angel gets it's wings. Good work!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:52am - ∞

jmathiasxiii says:: @mattyc, glad you're going to be alright, back injuries are the worst. Glad you ploafed, constipation is the worst. Whiskerino is a thing that can longer be contained with words. Love you man.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:55am - ∞

blackbeard says:: i didn't realize apple was making back braces now. is that the new backbrace pro?
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 5:06am - ∞

Moses Marion says:: good going man!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 5:27am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: @blackbeard MVC
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 5:39am - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Cigarettes do it to me too
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 5:56am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: Kinged for Ploafing!!!!!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:11am - ∞

robberfly says:: hooray for tacos. i'm KINKing you for your troubles
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:19am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: You are fast becoming my favorite whiskerooni. I'm glad you have kept your high spirits throughout this normally crushing ordeal. You're the shit.

Pun intended.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:23am - ∞

mynameisjason says:: tacos, is there anything they can't do?
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:28am - ∞

tedford says:: best. toilet shot. ever.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:28am - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: congrats. i concur with @noelix.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:29am - ∞

gragaband says:: Nice. Good job.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:58am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: hey! shit happens!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 7:09am - ∞

themightyjones says:: Everything here is great. Except for your injury. Everything else, though. Great.

Congrats on the tacos. And poop.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 7:29am - ∞

l_etranger_ says:: Ploaf! good to hear. but that contraption looks... yikes!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 7:45am - ∞

iamaaronmartin says:: So nasty, but, I'm glad you're out.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:03am - ∞

iamaaronmartin says:: Whiskerino: Forming friendships since 2003.™
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:05am - ∞

julialikesbeards says:: This may be the only toilet shot to go uncensored this year, which is awesome. Also, highfives on your happy bowels and good luck with ze recovery!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:16am - ∞

Tolleson says:: Awesome to see you up and about and poopin'. Here's to some awesome Robocop-esque shots of you in the remaining weeks.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:24am - ∞

Pip says:: Success!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:41am - ∞

miguelito says:: that contraption is gnarly!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:55am - ∞

ben says:: you're too kind. I'm glad you ploafed and it was a blast spending time with you...see you in a few weeks.

also knowing there is poo in this photo is hilarious.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 10:07am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Did you have to sit on the toilet backwards (facing the wall)? I remember after I had back surgery, the doctors/nurses told me to ploaf in this manner because it's easier to get on and off the toilet while wearing the brace.

Glad to hear you pooped. Tacos cure all.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 11:07am - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but congrats on the ploaf.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 11:23am - ∞

Vanbert says:: i think it was the flannel that made you flow.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 11:52am - ∞

Vanbert says:: feel better man, my thoughts/prayers are with your recovery.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 11:53am - ∞

Shotgun Willie says:: PLOAF TACOS! YAY!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:10pm - ∞

ben says:: Jess: W- w-w-wiiiiiiippppppe oouuuuttttt.... front to back?
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:19pm - ∞

shularbrau says:: happy continued ploafing
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:21pm - ∞

Matty O says:: Thinking about @johnnyrebellious and his comment in action made this picture really really really awesome. As opposed to its previous rating of really awesome.

Glad you pooped.

Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:38pm - ∞

darksideblugrss says:: Well done sir, and hope your robot brace doesn't come to life... or maybe we do hope that either way... good work.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 1:00pm - ∞

sariebell says:: What can we do to decorate the brace? Striped spray paint?

Good "job". Now flush.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 1:09pm - ∞

sariebell says:: And you can put a sticker on the potty training chart. Yay!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 1:09pm - ∞

Davis says:: i've never seen someone more relieved from a good ploaf.

are you still coming to the throwdown? will you still be robo-matty when we see you?
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 1:52pm - ∞

wondermade says:: I'd glad you're healing.
And that you get such a rad exoskeleton.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 3:20pm - ∞

Finn MacCool says:: Back braces have come a long way. As a kid I had a friend that had one most of the time I knew him and it looked like a big plastic girdle. Congratulations on the ploaf.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:08pm - ∞

brandon says:: Good news buddy. I thought I'd only ever be proud of my baby daughters first poop, but you've proven me wrong.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:14pm - ∞

mackle says:: Rarely do I approve of toilets in Whiskerino shots but you've proven there are exceptions to everything. Congratulations sir.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:55pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: @johnnyrebellious tmi
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 7:04pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: @johnnyrebellious still rivetting reading

Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 7:05pm - ∞

watchyourface says:: congrats on your movement!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:11pm - ∞

Justin Will says:: All jokes aside, earlier today I thought again how awesome it is that yer alive. Kudos to that. The world needs you. Hope you recover quickly.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:13pm - ∞

JoePat says:: drank too much to read what is going on but....don't get it.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:31pm - ∞

mattmarch says:: Jagshemash! Great success!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 11:03pm - ∞

pcain says:: TACOS FTW!
Posted: Jan 16th, 2010 - 11:14am - ∞

John-O says:: sounds brutal man.
Posted: Jan 16th, 2010 - 4:10pm - ∞

elldub says:: dude. I just heard about your incident today. Get rest, take er' easy and get better soon...
Posted: Jan 16th, 2010 - 4:58pm - ∞

Poe says:: I'm late to wish you well but glad your okay. way to keep posting the entire time. I'm impressed.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 6:01am - ∞

FerociousCupcake says:: When @FinnMaccool told me the good news, i got very excited for you! YAY!!!! Gold Star!
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 4:23am - ∞

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