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  • posted: February 13 @ 6:39pm
It's my birthday tomorrow, which means I can't ever go out on my birthday. It was awesome when I was in grade school, because I'd get kisses from girls. But now it just sucks because I can't go out. Tonight I ate my cake but Jenny was unable to find a lighter to light my Disney Princess candle. I found a lighter after I ate the cake. Go me.

Comments

Andrew says:
you're a pretty princess
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 6:42pm -
specialshoes says:
i'm sorry that you can't celebrate your birthday because of hallmark capitalism day. happy birthday! hope it is great...also glad you found that lighter
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 6:58pm -
Robfrenzy says:
dude, I cracked up at the kisses part. Am I missing something? Why cant you go out?
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 6:58pm -
Matthew_Moore says:
@robfrenzy because all the eateries are jammed packed with dudes hoping to get laid, or be "special" and propose to their ladies. OR (God forbid) you get the crew of cattle-women who are being completely predictable and going out together because nobody will date them whilst sober.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 7:01pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Happy Birthday! I think you should go out anyway, Monday be damned!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 7:01pm -
Robfrenzy says:
suck it up, go out and enjoy yourself. If people get in your way, punch 'em.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 7:46pm -
Just Jamey says:
I'm with @robfrenzy. Swing those fists!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 7:52pm -
EdwardTeach says:
sucks man, happy birthday.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 8:54pm -
mattyc says:
I kinda hate birthdays
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:11pm -
ben says:
go get kisses tomorrow.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 10:18pm -
benfrank says:
FLARE!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 11:06pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
you aren't hoping to get laid?
I'm alwasys hoping and it always happens abou 8% of the time
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 5:40am -
folliclejuju says:
i'm wishing you a happy birthday! (100% of the time)
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 6:08am -
(Another) Rachel says:
awwww...sad birthday. Hope your smile returns today!
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 10:13am -
Dirty Pirate says:
i love your enthusiasm.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 12:11pm -
miguelito says:
eat the candle. *CHOMP'd*
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:44pm -
irishsquire says:
your beard looks great,
happy birthday.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 4:30pm -
mOtke says:
Awwwwwww.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 4:44pm -
ThatGuy says:
Sorry buddy. Having your birthday on any holiday must suck a little bit.


well maybe not if its on Labor Day, but you get my point.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 7:29am -
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