Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: February 07 @ 5:18pm
I am going to bow out of whiskerino.

No, this is not because of my little escapade yesterday.

It just wasn't fun.

I tried pretty hard in the beginning to fit in, but I always felt ignored and not cool enough. It just seems like this place is a big clique for grown up dudes, and I've never been one to be in a clique.

Anyway, hopefully with me bowing out, you guys can all have your "feature" of javascript in your about me section back. But to be honest, it probably shouldn't have been a feature in the first place.

At any rate, I wish I could say it was fun while it lasted, but it wasn't.

No, I kid. That kid was a shameful non-participating participant. I'm shaving down because I am a man under authority, and that authority indicated to me he thought my beard was wild and looked "too barbaric." (@Justjamey will understand this) Huge thanks to Mackle and the SUPER SUPER SUPER job he's done. I'm ridiculously happy that I was able to be in this and the previous two W'rinos.


(Another) Rachel says:

Now you owe me ANOTHER drink!!!
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:19pm -
aaron b says:
So you're seriously going to lose the beard? Looks like a communist party is not just happening on you shirt. ha ha but seriously, you plead to be allowed to start participating after the deadline and now you're leaving early. WTF Matt?
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:20pm -
chrisauel says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:21pm -
El Barbudo says:
Fight the power.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:21pm -
Smurf says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:21pm -
aaron b says:
I feel I'm totally justified in calling you Matt because you're letting us all down. We are very disappointed. SHAME.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:22pm -
Sir Walshington says:
I'll miss you matt. but, bon voyage!
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:22pm -
Yogi Beard says:
Well that sucks. Let it be known that I never referred to you as "Matt."

Best of luck.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:23pm -
mattyc says:
A shamebute. so you are going to bow out. You know you CAN stick around trimmed. You just might......WILL get made fun of.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:23pm -
Andrew says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:23pm -
aaron b says:
Team #hobo my ass. More like team #shame. and team #lame. You had to know I was going to post more than one comment after our conversation earlier.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:24pm -
Ace says:
"too barbaric"? i would take that as an awesome compliment. but whatever.... good to see you again dude. throwdown still?
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:24pm -
Andrew says:
like a million shames all up ons you
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:24pm -
aaron b says:
@ace he doesn't deserve to go to the throwdown. You should ban him.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:25pm -
Steve-O says:
I urge you not to. Look at me this year and last time. This is what you make it.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:25pm -
aaron b says:
My boss has been calling me Moses for the last 3 weeks, even in meetings that my Colonel was in, and I haven't caved. BOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:25pm -
HiImTerry says:
Good grief. They can't wait another measly three weeks? I don't get that. Boo authority.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:29pm -
gfmorris says:
Sorry you're doing this, doppleganger.

Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:49pm -
aaron b says:
Yes @gfmorris! Hell yes!
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:06pm -
Matthew_Moore says:
@ace I will more than likely still be coming, yes. Thanks for caring! haha
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:10pm -
chadmcclarnon says:

you're making the throwdown I hope
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:11pm -
EdwardTeach says:
aww man. see ya dude.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:12pm -
TheStride says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:12pm -
TheStride says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:12pm -
Beard Goggles says:
We'll miss you and your barbaricly awesome beard.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:31pm -
Chuck Damage says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:38pm -
Robfrenzy says:
dude really?
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 6:38pm -
LG3 says:
this made me laugh! shame all the same :(
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 7:27pm -
Ned Kelly says:
its a terrible shame authority feels like they have the final say on other peoples beards,
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 7:33pm -
wondermade says:
What's not barbaric about the Orthodox church?

I kid, I kid.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:51pm -
benfrank says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 9:29pm -
Fofe says:
Really sorry to see you go... and so close to the end. But I understand that sometimes there are commitments that make such an action necessary. It was fun participating with you. Good luck to you.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 10:09pm -
Just Jamey says:
Far be it from me to question your spiritual father...but has he been Orthodox very long? :) Big beards are in, and have been for about a thousand or two thousand years.

I'll miss you here in the homestretch. Looking forward to hanging with you at the throwdown.

P.S. Great shamebute.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 10:16pm -
revgoomba says:
Now this is a shame.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 11:17pm -
Ace says:
also, mattyc speaks truth. it would be nice if you could at least have a trimmed beard rather than nothing.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 11:20pm -
Twisted Sistare says:
excellent trickery, sir!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:56am -
ThatGuy says:
This was the perfect set-up to your trick shot yesterday. Nice work.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 6:16pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.