well, i hear that bare floors are in style this year. yours look nice and smooth like they've been waxed recently, unlike your werewolflike body that sprouts super beards even while actually shaving
"I feel funny," he said, meandering around the grocery with a bottle of hooch in his hand.
"You look fine dear. Just get me the bread that you said you'd bring home a few weeks ago."
"Ok. Wait. Where am I?"
"The grocery."
"Right."
It was one of those dreams where you get dressed and you get on the bus and go to school and someone's taking your picture when you get there - that's when you realize, you forgot to put on your pants.
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