Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 29 @ 10:21pm
I suppose it's a Godsend that my biggest problem today is this fish. You see, it's not my fish. My fish died in my neighbor's care while I was on my cruise. My neighbor thought it prudent to go out and buy this fish and not mention the event, thinking I wouldn't notice the difference. Needless to say, I noticed. Of course, it was after the neighbor had left, so I'm leaving it be, because at this point it would be needless conflict. Regardless, I'm now left with this fish to take care of. This stupid ugly orange fish.

I really want to write a song and call it Stupid Ugly Orange Fish.

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EdwardTeach says:
i have no idea what you're talking about..
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 10:39pm - ∞
Katie says:
True story, folks! Jay's fish died while he was away and his neighbor pulled the old switcheroo on him! Yeah, I thought it was only on tv, too. Apparently not.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 10:47pm - ∞
yourfavorite says:
awww this is so sad.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 10:50pm - ∞
yourfavorite says:
And who does that besides a parent with their 5 year old.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 10:50pm - ∞
EdwardTeach says:
oh that's a fishtank. I thought it was a paper shredder. Didn't mean to be insensitive. sorry.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 10:51pm - ∞
Beard Goggles says:
Please write the song.

This is very sad. I'm sorry for your loss.

But make it an angry song toward your neighbor.

I really want to hear this song.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 10:54pm - ∞
stanislaw says:
thats absurd.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 10:54pm - ∞
J-Ho says:
Aw, don't hate the fish- it's not his fault he was part of a sneaky switcheroo. The ugly ones always get more of your love in the end anyway, because the fondness runs deeper than their beauty. ...scaly, gilled, finned, beauty.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 11:03pm - ∞
josh says:
The good news is, it's hard to tell the difference between fish when you apply enough tar-tar sauce.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 11:22pm - ∞
Heathmonster B says:
sorry bout your fish
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 11:23pm - ∞
Just Jamey says:
What a freaking jerkface you neighbor is.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 11:58pm - ∞
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