- posted: November 29 @ 10:21pm
I suppose it's a Godsend that my biggest problem today is this fish. You see, it's not my fish. My fish died in my neighbor's care while I was on my cruise. My neighbor thought it prudent to go out and buy this fish and not mention the event, thinking I wouldn't notice the difference. Needless to say, I noticed. Of course, it was after the neighbor had left, so I'm leaving it be, because at this point it would be needless conflict. Regardless, I'm now left with this fish to take care of. This stupid ugly orange fish.
I really want to write a song and call it Stupid Ugly Orange Fish.