Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 17 @ 7:50pm
Some men build models with their free time. Some build treehouses, or doghouses, or even people houses if they're really bored. I build sammiches.

This is a very special story. This story begins with two pristine slices of white bread. Yes, there are fancier breads, but they would only distract from the party going on here. Turkey arrives early, always the proper one. Next comes Cappocolo, ever the life of the party. Sopressata follows soon after, always eager to be seen with Cap. Salami stumbles in with Sop, immediately grabbing a drink. The joint is looking like a bit of a sausage fest, and then Provolone saunters in. All eyes are on her and she walks in the door, trailed by her bodyguard, Colby Jack. Finally, bacon arrives, and the party begins in earnest. It does not fully reach its peak, however, until Southwestern Sauce and Miracle Whip, that saucy duo, make their entrance. A layer of Lays falls over everything, and the night is forever young.

Comments

mattyc says:
sweet. I'm eating nothing but turkey sandwiches for another week. i'm 1 week deep in the gauntlet already.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 7:52pm -
jason says:
my specialty is grilled sandwiches...preferably on huge rolls smashed in a panini grill.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 7:53pm -
ThatGuy says:
Can I get a BLT please? Thanks.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 7:53pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
All I kept saying to myself after reading each ingredient was "yes... yes... YES... YES.. and more yes." You know how to eat sir. I think I may make one of these now.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 7:56pm -
Dschonn says:
Sounds delicious. Also tasty.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 8:04pm -
mackle says:
all i can see is a sandwich with googly eyes on it
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 8:06pm -
wondermade says:
That's a pretty sandwich there.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 8:18pm -
EdwardTeach says:
that is a large sandwich.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 8:49pm -
Katie says:
Jesus Christ, Jay. Jesus fucking Christ.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 10:28pm -
darksideblugrss says:
@mackle It's like the geico commercial
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 - 10:33am -
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