Whiskerino 2009

Welcome to Whiskerino 2009! Time to grow and show!!

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  • posted: February 28 @ 10:22pm
I don't even know what to say. I'm horrible at goodbyes. I just know this past 4 months has been awesome. Meeting people online is usually fraught with difficulties. Perverts abound. Nigerians trying to steal your life savings. 32 year olds posing as 16 year olds. 16 year olds posing as 22 year olds. Bears stealing children. Its crazy out here.

But Whiskerino is different. I have never met so many cool people. And the weird thing is, something as simple as not shaving brought us together.

There are artists here. Photographers, graphic designers, parents, teachers, sculptors, musicians, stunt men, comedians, mechanics, accountants, parents and your mothers here.

In a tight knit community of people there are bound to be the outliers and even they weren't so bad. At the very least they provided hours of entertainment for the people who were amazed by their out right gall.

Thanks to @mackle for everything. Michael, you are a king among men. To take the workload of this thing onto your shoulders for no pay whatsoever other than the smiles of a couple hundred bearded gentlemen is one of the most admirable things I have ever witnessed.

I have made friends here. So many friends.

My name is Moses Harris Jr.

My email address is kidstatic ratz gmail dote com.

I am a whiskerooni.

Also, I am releasing an album digitally tomorrow. I created it for RPM (rpmchallenge.com). If you would like to hear it, please contact me and I will send you a link.

Yay. I love you all.


dizzywizard says:
it has been a pleasure growing beard with you.
great shot.

Slán agus go n-éirí an bóthar leat
(May the road rise to meet you )

Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:22pm -
Grower&Shower says:
So well put. It's been a great ride. You're amazing and talented and I have enjoyed your shots and your show at the Throwdown blew me away. Best of luck to you Moses.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:23pm -
Chinfropro says:
Well said. Actually gave me the chills. It was great late nightin it with you. Solid dude. Holler if you are ever in ATL you know you have more than a few place to stay. Take care and good luck with erything.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:26pm -
[j.kent.r] says:
You tore it up on the stage and here on the site. You're officially the only rapper I've ever met! Also, thanks for performing the "Mega Man" song, @Jar introduced me to that song and that is how I found out about you.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:28pm -
TheStride says:
THanks for everything you brought whiskerino. It's been a pleasure.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:29pm -
Chinfropro says:
Oh I thought you might like this CLAME
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:30pm -
zackle says:
Best caption of the day. You have a way with words. And rhymes. And style.

I know I'll be seeing you in May. Until then, my friend, I wish you the best.

Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:31pm -
pcain says:
you better send me a link. Ill hit you up on the facebook... or the gchat... anyway, it was great meeting you, even if it was briefly...

btw, I also hate goodbyes. so lets just no and say we did.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:33pm -
jmathiasxiii says:
Moses, talented and sincere, I think you are tops sir. Keep in touch.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:33pm -
miguelito says:
man there is video of you freestylin in the car on the way to White Castle and all i can say is you're an impressive dude. it was a tremendous blast getting to hang out with you.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:38pm -
miguelito says:

peace out
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:40pm -
Chinese Wildman says:
Hey Moses - it was great to meet you in Nashville. You're a hell of a guy. I'm glad we got to talk and hang out, especially after all of the goofing around we did in chat. Thanks for rocking the mom jokes with me. Hope to see you around - I'll keep an eye out next time you happen to be in Atlanta. Until then, take care of yourself and good luck with your music.

Also: your car is slow, and your mom is a wonderful lover.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:40pm -
jason says:
well stated. glad a got a chance to meet you on sunday at the throwdown. thanks for being our entertainment at the throwdown...you rule!
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:41pm -
stephen says:
best of luck to you.

Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:48pm -
Boaz says:
keep rockin and bringin the funk! it's been amazing; these past years in this community.

hopefully we'll see you in May
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:49pm -
jarrodms says:
growing a beard with you has been an honor... keep the great music coming!!1
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:53pm -
Mat Wiseman says:
You've got the tongue. Wish I could write so eloquently.

Always great to see a familiar face.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:53pm -
Kevin! says:
Hey Moses. I don't think we've ever really conversed, but I've always followed your pictures and your music. I think they're both great. If you're ever in the NYC area I'd love to hang out with you.

Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:53pm -
jeremyokai says:
One of my favorites. bring that awesome stage show to the west coast and clue me in when it happens. okaiart at hotmail dot com
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:56pm -
wondermade says:
I'll be looking for you when you come through Orlando again. I won't miss it like I did the last time.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:57pm -
Noelix says:
Moses you are one of the nicest funniest guys in person, absolutely one of the sharpest funniest guys online, and an amazing performer on top of it all. There's not much you can't do. It's been amazing having the pleasure of getting to know you, your music, and of course your sense of humor. Good luck with the move to LA and keep us updated on your goings-on!
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:02pm -
Grown Unknown says:
I said it before (on your photo from yesterday) and I'll say it again after your fantastic caption. Your energy is contagious, and I hope I can spread it half as well as you can.

Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:06pm -
mattyc says:
I will come play with you in los angeles some time when you get out there...and not like play a show.. I mean run a muck and do fun activities like eat tacos and knock on @vanbert's door and run away before he can answer and roll @terrymaster's house and possibly let all the air out of the tires on @masonbernard's bike... You know pretty much the stuff you and I do normally...but just in LA to people who we know that live there. YOu rock.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:15pm -
Ned Kelly says:
its been awesome! youve been awesome --- if you get to Australia definitely come and stay!
Im on flickr.! take cares!
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:20pm -
Roo says:
love you too man! keep on being creative and experiencing lifes adventures.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:21pm -
hale. says:
@kidstatic, you've brought a lot to whiskerino.

i bet at least 70% of these beards here had never heard of rap before.

and we needed someone tall to make the Whiskerino Participant Heights graph more accurately reflect greater society.

and your continuous quest to better your Taco Time is an inspiration to all hungry taco lovers out there.

and we needed more people flipping in photos.

and you provided a steady stream of 'your mom' jokes.

in all seriousness, you are a powerhouse of talent and comedy, and it has been a pleasure of mine to grow a beard alongside of you once again.

and since you'll be in LA, with luck, i'll see you soon.

take care of yourself and be well Moses.

also, keep me updated on record breaking Taco Times.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:29pm -
MrMaggie says:
good luck out west and thanks for all your great stuff rocking a mic and a camera.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:42pm -
Ace says:
i like you a lot.

really though. we should hang out more.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:50pm -
Chad Pugh says:
Love your work - I will be emailing you tomorrow for some more! Please tour around NYC.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 11:55pm -
Chad Pugh says:
Oh yeah, bring your brothers too - we can have a brother-off
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 12:07am -
damnweather is like, what's happening @kidstatic?
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 12:33am -
damnweather says:
i just had to do that one last time.

i consider it an honor to call you a friend. you are seriously talented, and i hope we can put together a meetup with other LA beards after you move out. good luck!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 12:34am -
Beard Goggles says:
kindred souls we are. And If I don't see you in May... (I better!) I'm sure you haven't seen the last of me.

It's been great growing with you. I'm glad I got you getting limber again. You're a F-ing awesome dude. Thanks for being you. I am honored and pleased to have met you, drank with you, danced with you, and chilled.

Be easy, see you soon.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 12:47am -
North Beard South says:
You're the man. I don't know what else to say except It was great meeting you, and I'd love to hear the new songs
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 12:48am -
sariebell says:
Kid. Thanks for making my Whiskerino experience rad again this time. I got worried there about you when you got robbed and your luck was just shot. But, you persevered and came through for all of us. I'll always cherish my moment on stage with you during the Golden Girls theme (even though @tedford was in the can and missed the whole thing). Take care, stay golden, and EACHOSAMMICH!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 1:49am -
Dschonn says:
You've got a superb command of this wonderful language called English, and you've got some crazy style as well. Wing tips with well-worn jeans? Hell yes.

I'm among the 70% @hale was talking about, and I thank you for introducing me to your passion.

I will see you in May.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 2:24am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Your Mutha!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 3:43am -
robberfly says:
Sorry to have missed your throwdown set.

It was great growing and showing with you. Best wishes!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 4:16am -
Ozzy Nelson says:
You rock this place my friend.
Best of luck in LA. I know you will kick its ass.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 4:38am -
EdwardTeach says:
so great to meet you.

You rocked it at the throwdown.

thanks for growing with us.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 4:45am -
mims attack says:
glad I met you through this crazy thing
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 4:54am -
Dave says:
It was a pleasure to meet you! Good luck with your music!!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 5:24am -
Furricane says:
You're tall,
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 5:34am -
Furricane says:
ok, that's not all I was going to say =)

I think you're also pretty funny, and what short time we spent together at the throwdown was pretty awesome. I'm glad to have met you.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 5:34am -
Jar says:
Moses, it has been awesome growing and showing with you, but more then that, just getting to know you the last two Throwdowns, thanks for being awesome.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 5:48am -
Pip says:
You're an amazing artist and an amazing man. I'm privileged to have met you, and hope that our paths cross many more times.

Be well, and take care.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 6:31am -
R E N A U D says:
You know I love you Moses. I'd love to hear your new record.

May God bless you with phat beats, dope rhymes, stuck skateboard tricks, sick jumps, friends across the world who want the best for you and a crave case.

Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 6:56am -
julialikesbeards says:
You beautiful, talented man, you. Glad I got to see your stuffs, and I'm sure we'll cross paths again. Here's to kicking sammiches.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 7:16am -
JamesC says:
I hate rap music, it sounds like the guy is so mad. But I like what you do because I know you aren't mad. You're a cool dude, I'm glad we got to hang out. My little heart was going pitter-patter when I zinged your mom. It was a new zing and not fully tested. (Your momma's so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed the first season of LOST!).

Stay cool, man. I know you will.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 7:28am -
Presto Beardo says:
Moses, you are the man! seriously, there's not many people that come up as often in my daily conversation. I am blown away by all the awesomeness that your life seems to be filled with. This definitely is not goodbye, and I promise we will battle it out on the dance floor one day.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 7:28am -
tedford says:
@kidstatic you are one of the finest gents i've met through this adventure. thanks for sharing your talent, humor, and friendship with all of us. it really has been a pleasure. no goodbyes here as we'll be catching you out on the road at some point. can't wait to give the new record a spint. take care of yourself!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 7:39am -
Paragone says:
It has been a pleasure sir. I know our paths will cross again --- I hope they do musically sometime as well. I've enjoyed watching your career blossom and your creativity grow. Keep it up.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 8:28am -
brandon says:
You, sir, are a great guy. And I'm glad doing Whiskerino introduced us.

Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 8:51am -
jclutch says:
You're a riot, glad to have met you and your live performance is seriously sick. Cheers dude!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 9:01am -
miguelito says:
one more Crave Case. this time. with feeling.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 9:17am -
Zach says:
you rule this thing. take care and see you around!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 9:57am -
Army of Whiskers says:
Lyrical mad genius. I'm definitely going to hunt down your album.

Thanks for growing a beard with me. See you around.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 1:53pm -
Phil says:
Your photos and your music have been a highlight. One of the reasons I couldn't wait to do Whiskerino again this year. Thanks for sharing and caring.

I definitely want a copy of that album. I will drop you a line.

And for the record, I only try to sell bears to children. What the bears do on their own time is their business.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 2:00pm -
Ace says:
also i meant to tell you that if whiskerino was a reality all the time, then we would probably spend all of our time together talking about how everyone be actin a fool constantly. or at least i would and then you would and then it would go on forever.

and i throughly enjoyed our time on the dance floor together. you make for a mad t-rex. all right. later.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 2:21pm -
michaeljstraub says:
Thanks for serving out a great serving of kickass. It's been awesome talking shit with you and growing beards
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 2:37pm -
mOtke says:
Like a cosmonaut of awesome, you float across the plains of forever, chasing the lost ones and herding them into a safe place of amazing importance. You are the pied piper of hip hop wizardry, telling robots to transform into conventional food heaters at will. You are a man who can climb a building like I can climb onto a stool. You are my friend. You are an amazing person.

I want you to succeed beyond your wildest dreams. Please stay in touch.

Best to you, and may at least 19 of your 43 dreams come true. I hope more.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 4:57pm -
specialshoes says:
dude, you are incredible! so much fun hangin' with you at the TD. i have always enjoyed your contributions to Moustache May and this Whiskerino. i appreciate you putting up with my fool-ass. white castle run was epic. would love a copy of your RPMChallenge album...

also, looking forward to May! take care man! let me know if you are passing through Athens ever!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 6:36pm -
Finn MacCool says:
It's been great. Your show was a blast and it was awesome hanging out with you at the post throwdown.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 6:37pm -
mackle says:
You are, hands down, the coolest dude on this thing. I know there are a lot of COOL dudes but none of them top you. And that's saying a lot. Ask anyone - "Are you cooler than Kid Static?"

They will reply no.

Thanks for participating and I hope this isn't the end. Hopefully you hit up /talk (clame) and, at the very least, get drunk in my general vicinity during SXSW.

Thanks for playing two Throwdowns as well.. seriously epic.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 7:25pm -
Andrew says:
man, ain't no fading moses harris JUNIOR. I was thinking it would be really fun if we tried out/auditioned for the eventual inevitable remake/sequel:

Twins II

I'd play the Arnold role, of course.

It's bee awesome getting to chat shit up with you on here and hanging out for a little while in Nashville. I need to make it down to Chi before you move. Playing any shows soon? If not, let's just hang out.

If worse comes to worse goddamn man. LA it is. Stay in touch.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 7:54pm -
Eric the Beard says:
It was a pleasure bearding with you. thanks for the good times and Good luck!
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 9:33pm -
iamaaronmartin says:
You kick so much ass. Thank you.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 9:42pm -
S. P. Dinsmoor says:
KS, you did RPM challenge too????

I'm on there also, as Bromance. We should trade albums, captainnumber1@gmail.com
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 10:09pm -
l_etranger_ says:
dude, glad I could watch you bust your ass over and over again in the white castle parking lot. good times. hopefully we'll see each other again. It's been surreal.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2010 - 11:47pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.