Whiskerino 2009

No trimming! No shaping! Embrace the Whiskerino!

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  • posted: November 24 @ 10:01am
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Comments

mattyc says:
I'm hoping this isn't me.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 10:02am -
Fledgling Brewer says:
Awesome, you'll have your acupuncture certificate in no time!
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 10:06am -
Gavin says:
that's a voodoo @benfrank isn't it
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 10:06am -
Katie says:
I feel kind of like that actually...
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 10:11am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
OOOOOoooo :/
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 10:23am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
lol@fledgingbrewer
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 10:23am -
jnonfiction says:
I don't get it.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 10:30am -
benfrank says:
@Gavin, it's hard to tell without the flare.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 1:03pm -
Gavin says:
@benfrank you've got to admit it would explain all your suffering
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 1:25pm -
benfrank says:
oh, @Gavin is totally tight. @keifel, why are you making me sick!?
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 1:48pm -
wiseacre says:
Generic compliment on your photo today!
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 2:24pm -
wiseacre says:
I feel that way about today too. I just want to stab people with pencils.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 4:18pm -
wondermade says:
It's @mattyc isn't it.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2009 - 6:58pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.