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  • posted: January 19 @ 10:03am
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

Comments

pcain says:
hitch hickers guide!
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:05am -
Andrew says:
loved the movie. a lot of people who read the book hated it but I loved Sam Rockwell
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:05am -
Birch Beard says:
nice shot
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:06am -
michaeljstraub says:
Wonderfully done keifel. I really enjoyed that movie. It combined my loves for Sam Rockwell, Mos Def, and aliens
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:13am -
mattyc says:
So I'm on valium....As a result it makes me kinda drowsy....I can't read all the words in your caption without getting tried....as a result...I have no guess.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:13am -
Le Duncan says:
I knew you would come through. Excellent again!
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:21am -
brandon says:
Well played.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:27am -
Yogi Beard says:
I was expecting an adaptation and you did not disappoint!
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:36am -
jnonfiction says:
Brush em, Arthur.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:43am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
SWEEEET
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 11:51am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
i havent seen it :(
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 1:22pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
I was going to say "Predator 4: The Brushing"

Because Predator has dreads and you're brushing your teeth...
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 4:02pm -
Frog says:
You win forever, good sir.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 4:43pm -
ThatGuy says:
Another film I have to see. Thanks.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 6:26pm -
HiImTerry says:
I haven't seen or read this one. I am culturally inept.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 7:01pm -
jonnyblueoval says:
I have that tooth brush!
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 8:46pm -
Karl says:
k & f for hhgg.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 10:46pm -
hale. says:
don't panic.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2010 - 12:38am -
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