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posted: November 27 @ 10:32am

After eating heaps of turkey, all Just Jamey could do was wander down the rocky Road to the Sea, and make a beard in the green-and-black sand. He immediately passed out. Witnesses say that he was mumbling what sounded like "turkeybeard." We can't be quite sure.

joebeard says:: .......turkey lurkey beard
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:35am - ∞

mackle says:: the whiskerino gods have been visiting that beach as well i see
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:57am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: That'll get you found.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 11:02am - ∞

jracecar says:: ...and there was the part with one set, where I carried you. I did take a break just once, when I had to set you down in the surf, run around and pound the outline of a beard into the sand and then just kind of leave you there.

Friends!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 11:18am - ∞

Le Duncan says:: It was all he could do to arrange the seaweed for the bearded alien's landing before he passed out.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 11:23am - ∞

flainez says:: Watch out! The things from the sea may be attracted by that beard!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 12:18pm - ∞

BURNEY says:: This is glorious.. nice footwork.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 1:32pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I am very impressed. If you took the photo yourself, I am very extremely impressed.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:07pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Great caption. well done.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:17pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: That's pretty awesome. King'd.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:28pm - ∞

mOtke says:: 17 natural rock formations existed in 9 countries, each country's name beginning with the letter T. Inside of a larger formation was a guy who loved to nap near the smaller formations existing on the islands near the T countries. This same guy could bake pies better than anyone else taking naps near rock formations. He was amazing.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 3:31pm - ∞

David W. says:: WILSON!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 3:37pm - ∞

jason says:: always a plus when the beard man shows up!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 4:10pm - ∞

Just Jamey says:: CLAME for larger shot.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 4:24pm - ∞

aaron b says:: Looks like a pretty rough day after thanksgiving.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 4:28pm - ∞

Chally says:: this is excellent, especially the day after thanksgiving with trypto levels still higher than normal.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 6:27pm - ∞

Philly says:: Still jealous! Lovely shot!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:42pm - ∞

Philly says:: I need some island heat soon, Minneapolis winter will be setting in soon. Glad you met some good people from here, I've been here a little over a year and they seem to be all pretty pleasant folks.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:45pm - ∞

TheStride says:: The water edged its way up. If only a sand beard could be made permanent.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:02pm - ∞

wondermade says:: I missed this before. Totally awesome.
Posted: Jan 11th, 2010 - 7:46pm - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

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Greatest Accomplishment: Setting the record for most King votes in a single day. I also didn't mind making the leaderboard 14 times.

Concocted in Bakersfield, CA.
Seasoned in Franklin, TN.
Now served in Kona, HI.

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Just Jamey

takes a mean pic.

Everywhere Else

Not a part of a metropolitan area or physically close enough to other participants these bond together virtually.