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posted: February 08 @ 12:00am

What do members of ROYAL Ruckus do? They grow beards, write rap songs, kick it old school, and wear crowns.

As we enter the home stretch, I offer you the Whiskerino 2009 Hip-Hop Anthem: “The Great Beard Rebellion.” You can download the MP3 by clicking the album cover on the right, under "About," or visit the Royal Ruckus bandcamp site.

Thanks to @folliclejuju for technical assistance. You’re a great guy.

Just Jamey says:: The Great Beard Rebellion by Chunjay (Just Jamey) of Royal Ruckus
Produced by The Rhythm Hurmits

Verse 1
Yo let me explain why there’s hair on my chin
And my neck beard’s fierce it’s for the kingfave win
We have clamebutes and samebutes our leader is the Mack ( @mackle )
@mattyC likes stripes but its poison for the cats
Ozzy likes the lookers and @keifel’s got the books ( @ozzynelson )
Edward can Teach you why you shouldn’t overlook all my beard growth ( @edwardteach )
You see I’ve taken an oath
To keep a razor from my face and do the @Pip Pip Pose
It’s only 4 months, maybe best of my life
I mean @folliclejuju is even risking his wife
So I dip dip dive and I so-socialize
Growing a beard with these guys makes me glad to be alive
Hook
Throw your fists to the sky for the Great Beard Rebellion
Because we Grow and Show they label us hellions
“I will have a beard! I will be a man! I’ll throw caution to conventions”
And that’s how it began
Four months come and for months go
We all grow and show with our machismo
We grow (we grow!), we show (we show!)
We overthrow kings on Whiskerino
Verse 2
From the streets of Nashville the whole thing got started
From the Bay to #LA to the NYC hearted
The joy has spread around to the land down under
Found on the islands of Crete, H-I tropic thunder (@mikedemonk)
A shout to @MatWiseman and my boy @NedKelly
Uncle Dan may be shamed but @Bishop’s not afraid of belly (@leduncan)
UK, Ula, @flainez in Spain ( @UlaOcealleigh )
500 guys growing beards what’s left to explain
If my boss grabs a Bic and tells me to shave
Gotta get on the chat support, I’m not gonna cave
So I dip dip dive and I so-socialize
Growing a beard with these guys makes me glad to be alive
(Hook)
Bridge
Do the Mackle, do the Mackle, everybody do the Mackle.
Do the Mackle, do the Mackle. Now, Scratch. Scratch! ( @elldub )
Verse 3
Who needs T-Pain when you’ve got that guy @pcain
Frank, @Tolleson, @Daniel, and @GrapeS – they do it all the same ( @benfrank )
Johnny gets Rebellious and Fledgling is a Brewer ( @JohnnyRebellious, @FledglingBrewer )
Scottish john is at college, whiskey sippin is the goomba ( @johnatcollege, @revgoomba )
@Tedford, @mu, and @Dave – they know how to throw down
@Andrew, @Trey, @wondermade – the baddest beards around
SoulGlo, @Robberfly, @mOtke and @HiImTerry ( @SoulGlo1976 )
If your photo gets jnon’d you are legendary ( @jnonfiction )
@carynorton is the man and Yogi is the Beard ( @yogibeard )
But this is The Final Chapter so we won’t meet up next year
So I dip dip dive and I so-socialize
Growing a beard with these guys makes me glad to be alive
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:01am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Dude
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:04am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: So AMAZING.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:05am - ∞

Just Jamey says:: CLAME for Royal Ruckus crown logo. Pretend I'm the baby in the logo.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:05am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: I'm going to King you everyday for the next week and no one else. This is way too awesome!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:05am - ∞

Just Jamey says:: @johnnyrebellious This song is hereby dedicated to YOU. You embody the Great Beard Rebellion.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:06am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Seriously, I can't wipe this smile off my face
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:08am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Kingfav'd to the max. I'll be sure to kill that rooster for you now.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:08am - ∞

revgoomba says:: Man, honoured to be included.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:16am - ∞

chance says:: If this doesn't get king, I'm going to take the life of something small, defenseless, fury, and cuddly. You've all been warned.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:31am - ∞

Mike de Monk says:: this is the KING my friend!! amazing you have mentioning my island

I need to download this in MP3 please :):)
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:33am - ∞

Army of Whiskers says:: You wrote and recorded an actual Whiskerino song... amazing. Fully enjoyed it.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:34am - ∞

jason says:: if this doesn't king you than i will quit!!!! amazing. triple awesomesauce! oh, and btw you and this rule!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:46am - ∞

Mike de Monk says:: @justjamey I got it man.. respect!! this goes as ringtone on my mobile :):):)
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:48am - ∞

jason says:: i will spend most of the day making sure everyone sees/hears this awesomeness!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:48am - ∞

Just Jamey says:: @jason You're making me feel bad that I didn't bute you in the song! You are too kind, bearded friend.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:49am - ∞

stanislaw says:: only one posted thus far but i dont care. im handing out today's king early.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:50am - ∞

jason says:: @justjamey i don't even care! this is the coolest whiskerino photo/tribute ever!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:55am - ∞

jason says:: @justjamey is this you rapping?? if it is, then i think you might need some stage time at the throwdown...start committing that to memory!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:04am - ∞

flainez says:: KING!!!

Not only it sounds INCREDIBLY GOOD... but also you have mentioned me!!! I'm really honored by this. THANKS!

Today, at last, is your king day!!! :)
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:21am - ∞

Beard Goggles says:: Oh my dear God...

KING.

I want to hear this at the throwdown.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:25am - ∞

johnny says:: wow, i wish i could king this more than once!
i also want to hear this at the throwdown!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:45am - ∞

Ace says:: its official. you MUST now perform this song at the throwdown. and i promise you that you will king today. if you dont, there might be a revolt. and we dont want that, so you are getting my crown now.

also, i think you may be more awesome than i originally realized. take that as a compliment. :)
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:55am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: That's awesome man. Nice track. I see a crown in your near future.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 2:24am - ∞

johnatcollege says:: Amazed, honored. You've been King'd
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 2:28am - ∞

Just Jamey says:: @ThatGuy Shoot. I forgot to tag you on the 3rd verse. That reference to "that guy" was most certainly, intentionally you. Anyway, I could not NOT include you with your daily efforts to participate in everyone's experience. You're a king in your own right.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 2:29am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: That's awesome man. I missed it both times I listened to it. Very honored to be included. Thanks.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 2:37am - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: insane! Honored and amazed, pity I can only king once. maybe ill just keep pressing it and see what happens.

Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 3:30am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Just came back to listen to the song again, and still so honored and amazed :)
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 3:35am - ∞

keifel says:: this is amazing, thank you for making this whiskerino so much more memorable and enjoyable.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:13am - ∞

miguelito says:: AMAZINGZ

team #RENAUD with some rightful shout-outs.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:15am - ∞

shularbrau says:: wow
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:34am - ∞

KC says:: Excellent, man! I wish I'd had the time to drop a verse on this when you asked me. Way to go! King'd fo sho!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:36am - ∞

mOtke says:: You crushed this. So great. Great great.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:41am - ∞

Justie Just says:: You rap like a man who's watched his fair share of fast food training videos.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:57am - ∞

SoulGlo1976 says:: FANTASTIC! I feel very honored to be mentioned!

THANK YOU!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:15am - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: JAW = DROPPED
MIND = BLOWN
MOUSE = POSSIBLY BROKEN FROM KINGFAVING THIS SO HARD
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:16am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: hilarious
You rap like Michael Scott from The office
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:18am - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: that took a hell of a lot of work and you should be proud
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:18am - ∞

Andrew says:: Dear Jamey,

YOU will be KING for this. Thanks millions. Also, you're the best.

Sincerely,
Andrew
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:21am - ∞

Dave says:: WOW! best beard song ever!! K&F!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:21am - ∞

Daniel says:: Overall Whiskerino needs more rap songs. I'm pretty sure that's what everyone has been thinking about. And you finally did something about it.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:31am - ∞

yourfavorite says:: lol, I hope you take this as a compliment but it sounds like weird al. :D
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:51am - ∞

brandon says:: I can't wait until you perform this at the Throwdown and we all do a choreographed Mackle, Mackle, Mackle, Mackle, Mackle, Scratch, Scratch during the bridge.

You rock.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:52am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Dude. You have King Beard on lockdown.

This them kills.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:55am - ∞

ewagoner says:: As you know, I am a noted authority on Nerdcore and related topics, and I can say with certainty that this is one of the greatest things I've ever heard.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:02am - ∞

robberfly says:: WOW!
i'm honored to be in your song.
KING'd, FAV'd BIGTIME!!!!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:03am - ∞

HiImTerry says:: Totally, totally, totally, totally, totally COOL! I've never been mentioned in an actual song before!

Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:03am - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SNAP!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:07am - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:17am - ∞

O-Train says:: Just when you think the bar can't be set any higher, you see something like this. King'd.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:22am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: dip dip dive into the monarchy!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:33am - ∞

JamesC says:: serious ass kicking going on
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:45am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: dude. awesome. superking.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:51am - ∞

rodohmes says:: it's impossible not to King this
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:01am - ∞

Sir Jellobeard says:: Master of Ceremony. King of Whiskerino.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:22am - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: awesomeness in writing... and in tune. :D K+++++F
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:24am - ∞

mynameisjason says:: this. is. amazing.

KING. FAVE.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:28am - ∞

JohnnyTooBad says:: so good. KING!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:32am - ∞

Poe says:: OMG! KING
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:32am - ∞

johnatcollege says:: While you sleep, we will make you our king!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:41am - ∞

chadmcclarnon says:: I'm gonna assume it was just too difficult to rhyme with McClarnon...

Just kidding man, this is amazing!!! Totally Kinged, I hope you enjoy your crown as much as we enjoy this song! Killer man, totally killer
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:53am - ∞

hankbobs says:: No F*ING WAY!!! This is so incredible, I'm going to king it and unking it 100 times to beat, ending with a king, of course
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:57am - ∞

GrapeS says:: WOW
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:37am - ∞

mattyc says:: holy crap this is so awesome. So honored to be in the song.

Total win.

Favorite part of the song is do the mackle everybody do the mackle...that part cracked me up.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:40am - ∞

mattyc says:: how bad ass would it be if @kidstatic could do this song during his set at the throwdown.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:41am - ∞

mattyc says:: seriously amazing dude.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:41am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: @kidstatic here you go, work up a collab with @justjamey and the throwdown will go absolutely insane
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:46am - ∞

jeremiahx says:: So so awesome!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:50am - ∞

Trey says:: I love the song and I'm honored to get a mention!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:52am - ∞

Sir Walshington says:: Though I didn't make the cut, I enjoy this tremendously. Thanks for taking time to put your beard and soul into this.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:00am - ∞

dizzywizard says:: he-hey wow wee, what a surprise! you just went to the next level and sailed right past it.

kudos!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:03am - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: Freakin.

Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:07am - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: Awesome.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:07am - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: King x 1000000000 and then some
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:08am - ∞

LG3 says:: wow. congrats dude. you may have made my week. I'm rocking this hard in my town and country.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:11am - ∞

OhMyGoshman says:: So rad.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:27am - ∞

JoePat says:: Can't wait to get home to listen to this! King!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:47am - ∞

Gavin says:: kinged for days. such solid work.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:09am - ∞

Mat Wiseman says:: I think you just clocked Whiskerino.

Brilliant work Jamey.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:26am - ∞

North Beard South says:: Respect.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:28am - ∞

Katie says:: Holy. Shit.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:29am - ∞

Roo says:: HOLY COW! KINGD FAVD! i love it!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:39am - ∞

Noelix says:: Aaaahhhhhmazzzziiiinnng. Kinged for life, Jamey.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:42am - ∞

Fledgling Brewer says:: This. Is. Amazing! Thanks for the shout-out and I actually hope that this is the only music I hear during the entire Throwdown. On a loop. Well maybe with a break at the midpoint of the event for one set of those "Forever Cake" songs.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:49am - ∞

tedford says:: okay, this is fantastic. totally honored to be included. so KING'D!!!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:52am - ∞

Freshie says:: So King. I anoint thee.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:54am - ∞

HiImTerry says:: For what it’s worth, you have my permission to keep calling me hiLmterry for the sake of the song. Hell, it’s what I’m called the most anyway! Thanks again for the shout out, I’m absolutely floored.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:58am - ∞

Karl says:: K+F for sweet raps
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:01am - ∞

seventy-seven says:: holy crap...this is pretty much the best thing I've encountered on Whiskerino. king'd. if there were something better than king, I'd choose it.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:13am - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: Holy crap, King. Fave. 'Nuff said.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:22am - ∞

Chuck Damage says:: This is the best thing that's happened ever.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:28am - ∞

cary norton says:: dude. the rap is the best fucking thing of all of time. gonna be on a loop for a month or so. thanks for making it and thanks for the shout out!

YES YES YES
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:35am - ∞

cary norton says:: btw KING times 5 BILLION
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:37am - ∞

c dub says:: Well, there you have it, King JJ!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:44am - ∞

BURNEY says:: Nice beats. Great Rhyme. Fav'd King'd all that.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:08pm - ∞

jason says:: i think the @jnon line is my favorite.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:14pm - ∞

benfrank says:: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!! thanks for including me, man!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:14pm - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: FUCKING KINGED!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:24pm - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: you beautiful man!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:27pm - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: so honored to be included.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:32pm - ∞

zbolin says:: Words can not begin to express how great this is. King.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:39pm - ∞

Pip says:: SO EFFING AWESOME. You're a true King.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 12:58pm - ∞

Douggal says:: Oh my goodness...someone get that guy a Taco (to go with his crown). !!!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:06pm - ∞

Vanbert says:: will you be performing this in nashville?
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:08pm - ∞

rnnbrwn says:: Haha, this sounds amaaaaaazing!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:11pm - ∞

Shotgun Willie says:: that is so good.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:14pm - ∞

wondermade says:: Awesome. This will be a king well-earned.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:18pm - ∞

themightyjones says:: Wownation.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:25pm - ∞

ZFA says:: oh snap. king forever.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 1:40pm - ∞

aaron b says:: Today is going to be your crown dude. Well done.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 2:08pm - ∞

aaron b says:: And once you're king I'm going to overthrow your ass. Ha!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 2:09pm - ∞

Smurf says:: FU#$KING SO MUCH WIN!!!!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 3:42pm - ∞

Frog says:: You win.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 3:53pm - ∞

irishsquire says:: KIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 3:53pm - ∞

zackle says:: Great listen, King.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:42pm - ∞

(Another) Rachel says:: Oh my freakin' goodness. Will you be my friend? Oh, wait, you are. Will you be my BFF?
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:17pm - ∞

specialshoes says:: straight crushed it! instead of a crown, you should get a gold mic that has been jewel encrusted!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:23pm - ∞

pcain says:: king fav king fav king fav KING KING KING FAV FAV FAV

sofa king awesome it hurts.

my picture today is just for you. thank you sir. thank you.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:24pm - ∞

Katie says:: Man, you're making Whiskerino explode.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:25pm - ∞

[j.kent.r] says:: Nice, very nice.

Kinged for a song and dance!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:31pm - ∞

l_etranger_ says:: "@carynorton is the man..."
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:39pm - ∞

9schwander says:: alright, alright, I'll king you.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:43pm - ∞

Tolleson says:: I can't believe my name made it in there!

This song is worthy of more than my meager, single King vote. Seriously, incredibly wonderful stuff, @JustJamey. You really are everywhere else!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:03pm - ∞

SayWhatSki says:: thank you
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:23pm - ∞

mackle says:: For the record, you may have more King votes than any other previous King. That's an accomplishment in an of itself.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:28pm - ∞

Karl says:: oh man thank you for making this song. sooo much
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:28pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: It was suggested to me that I KING you. I think that's a great idea.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:41pm - ∞

mu says:: Wow just freakin' wow. You will be remembered for this beyond ALL ELSE on Whiskerino. Getting KING for this (which you will of course) is somehow just not enough. This has just made this whole experience so much deeper and memorable. Amazing, just amazing.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:44pm - ∞

runningantelope says:: wow, just wow!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:02pm - ∞

Beard Goggles says:: superbly great and great. you rock.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:07pm - ∞

Welfare Fun says:: kingd. obviously.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:33pm - ∞

folliclejuju says:: yeaahhh, i'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to be king.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:03pm - ∞

jonnyblueoval says:: unbu!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:25pm - ∞

BryanHunter says:: You pretty much kicked ass man! Kinged
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:36pm - ∞

J-Ho says:: WERD!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 8:55pm - ∞

mackle says:: as of this posting: you have 218 King Votes.

218 is unprecedented. you earned your crown BIG TIME.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:27pm - ∞

Fofe says:: So amazing. Listened on the way into work today. SO great!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:45pm - ∞

kinetek says:: Werd, son!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 9:52pm - ∞

Taylor says:: oh me oh my
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:12pm - ∞

mattmarch says:: yo Royal Ruckus! I definitely heard of you back in the day :)

yeah this has to the most king'd king ever.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:29pm - ∞

hale. says:: wow, i'm impressed and amazed.

also, beard rap aside, i really like your photo today.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 10:44pm - ∞

SpiceJ says:: It's lacking a verse about us patchy folk, but hey I love it.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:34pm - ∞

Just Jamey says:: So, @mackle, what was the final vote tally?
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 12:27am - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: never seen as many commemnts on a photo. regardless of if it had won or not... lol.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 1:02am - ∞

nate says:: really amazing! dude...this is the greatest!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 3:42am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: congratulations 천제 왕!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 5:55am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: dang, bro. you got double crowned: "Awarded Crowns: 2"
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 5:57am - ∞

mims attack says:: I recognize this beat from Whodini's "Friends"
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 7:54am - ∞

Grown Unknown says:: For some reason I couldn't click King Him! today so consider it a +1... this is great!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:16am - ∞

kidstatic says:: so you gonna perform this at the throwdown or what?

cause if you don't I will.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:30am - ∞

k_bone says:: Song very much treasured, and King-ness super deserved!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 1:27pm - ∞

GrizzlyDex says:: wowoowowowowowowowowoowo
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 4:47pm - ∞

Just Jamey says:: @kidstatic Sure thing, man. I'll do some Great Beard Rebellion at the throwdown.
Posted: Feb 10th, 2010 - 3:28pm - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

Just Jamey

takes a mean pic.

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@jnonfiction Of course you did, bc you're the coolest. I forget that more people read my tweets than the judgment day angel. brettshilton

About:

Writer, editor, homebrewer, occasional rapper, semi-agrarian, mostly libertarian, totally Orthodox Christian.

Greatest Accomplishment: Setting the record for most King votes in a single day. I also didn't mind making the leaderboard 14 times.

Concocted in Bakersfield, CA.
Seasoned in Franklin, TN.
Now served in Kona, HI.

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Just Jamey

takes a mean pic.

Everywhere Else

Not a part of a metropolitan area or physically close enough to other participants these bond together virtually.