Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 24 @ 12:01am
The Fun Caption:

I got a text message from Santa earlier. He said that he mixed up a few of his appointments in his Christmas eve schedule, and that he needed my help with some of the present gathering for the good boys and girls of Bakersfield. He asked if I could head to the Valley Plaza Mall to pick up a few things. I hate malls, but for good old Saint Nick, I said, “No prob, Bob…err, Santa.”

The strange thing is that he wanted me to dress up as Mrs. Claus. I obliged, but based on the looks, photographs, snickers, and comments I received from fellow mall-goers, apparently I am not a very convincing misses. If Santa texts me to spoon, I’m totally saying no.

The Informational Caption:

I’m no advocate of malls, but the VPM brings the Banana Republics, Abercrombies, GAPs, and Hot Topics of the world to Bakersfield.

When I was 14, my girlfriend was 17. Felt like a total baller. I once got stranded at the Plaza, and I called my girlfriend on the payphone, asking her to drive across town to pick up me and a friend. She did. When she dropped us off, that was when I got my first kiss. Two words: Wintergreen Trident.

Comments

Just Jamey says:
CLAME for alternates, mostly blurry, but helpfully revealing in the extent I engaged in this debacle. I even had a guy follow me from the food court with his camera.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:06am -
Grown Unknown says:
Excellent choice of outerwear for last minute shopping.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:15am -
MrMaggie says:
All-Caption Team candidate. I love your stories!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:50am -
ThatGuy says:
I really hope that your mom had to go with you and take this shot. VEry funny.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 2:40am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
rock and roll!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 3:00am -
Matthew_Moore says:
Have a really great Christmas brother.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 4:35am -
jeremiahx says:
words. escape. me.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 4:58am -
keifel says:
all i can say is you wear it well.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:29am -
Le Duncan says:
You make my heart glad.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:59am -
sariebell says:
Werk it gurl! Happy Holidays!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:45am -
Dewey says:
classy choice
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:46am -
Heyzeus says:
I'm glad the second part of the story ended when it did.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:46am -
tedford says:
I really wish the last two words of your caption were Baked Beans.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:55am -
Creative Liberty says:
Merry Christmas!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:11am -
Andrew says:
You cannot say no to spooning with Santa. You *cannot*
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:42am -
Chuck Damage says:
Not even 8 AM and already a kingfave.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:56am -
MarkyMadBeard says:
That is such dedication!

KING!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:01am -
Jarrett says:
What the...?
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:42am -
Just Jamey says:
@tedford Never before have I wished a kiss tasted like baked beans. You make me wish. What a wonderful ending that would have been!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 9:44am -
HiImTerry says:
If Bishop can get a king for stripping at Starbucks, then you definitely deserve one for a dress at the mall!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:08am -
Yogi Beard says:
Mrs. Claus really let herself go.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:27am -
Daniel says:
The elves probably stole Santa's phone again.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:42am -
KC says:
Kingd and Favd!! Great job, brudda. Can't wait to see you in town in a week or so.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 1:55pm -
jeremyokai says:
Nah @JustJamey, I live in Portland but I'm From Charlotte,NC. @Foreveringreen is an old friend.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:57pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
King'd for being fantabulous!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:58pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
You look like a man on a mission
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:30pm -
Eric the Beard says:
bold, daring...what the heck was that mommy!?

Merry Christmas!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:58pm -
Just Jamey says:
@ericthebeard Yeah, and I DO have enough of a conscience that I stayed away from the Santa area. Didn't want to cause too many discussions at home.... :)
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:05pm -
Mat Wiseman says:
Killer. Merry Christmas!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:06pm -
Just Jamey says:
@matwiseman I guess you already had Christmas, didn't you?
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:48pm -
Mat Wiseman says:
Today is the day! Still have the big feed to look forward to.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:32pm -
Chally says:
So f'ing killer.

Merry Christmas bro!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:01pm -
jonnyblueoval says:
sweet suit man!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:11pm -
Chally says:
@JustJamey , we were at a friend's place tonight. He's my guitar buddy and his in-laws were over tonight. Kona is his boy and he did happen to name him after Kona, Hawaii.... loves the place. Ironically, I've never been to Hawaii even though I've lived here in CA since 1980 after moving from back east. My wife and I have yet also to visit England which is high on our list.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:50pm -
revgoomba says:
Nice story. Tongues?
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 1:12am -
Noelix says:
That takes balls to do that man. I cannot believe you did that, either. You are crazy!!
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 10:00am -
johnatcollege says:
Man you've got guts. Love the wee stories you put along with the pics.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:25am -
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