Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: February 14 @ 1:22pm
my only true love...

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:
1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.
3. You can unplug a guitar.
4. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
5. Other people can play your guitar without it/you getting upset.
6. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested.
7. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care.
8. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it.
9.You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking.
10. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
11. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
12. You can buy a used guitar without worrying about who had it before you, because if it's damaged you can always fix it.
13. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
14. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
15. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
16. If it pisses you off, you can just ignore it as long as you want to until you want to rock it again and it won't get pissy.
17. You can break it without worrying about getting arrested.
18. You don't have to buy it nice things and show it a good time in order to play with it.
19. It's always in the mood, wherever, whenever.
20. You never have to worry about it leaving you.

Comments

mattyc says:
that is one helluvan axe
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:25pm -
Shanks Keating says:
Did she say yes?
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:33pm -
gfmorris says:
Few loves are stronger than a man and his axe.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:43pm -
miguelito says:
BASS FEST!
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:46pm -
miguelito says:
CLAME
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:47pm -
Yogi Beard says:
Ahahaha, oh misogyny. Great picture!
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:48pm -
Caffeine Addict says:
I'd agree with that except i'm happily married :P
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 1:52pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
i see.
i need to learn how to play guitar
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 3:54pm -
ben says:
you look so great together!
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 4:01pm -
ThatGuy says:
Every time I see those super metal shaped BC Rich guitars in the store I wonder who buys them. Now I know. Thanks for that.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 11:22pm -
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