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- posted: November 12 @ 9:03am
Santa is not an animal.
jnonfiction
throws caution to the conventions of everyday society.
- Location:
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Detroit
The Motor City. Motown. The only US city to face South to Canada. Home of the auto industry and awesome people
- Link:
- neds-fox.com/joshua/
- Age:
- 35
- Currently: →
- @jameybennett brettshilton I got it.
- About:
- I'm here for the amusement. Whiskerino 2007.
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STATISTICS
Album Cover Day
Movie Day
Taco Day
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Official Pose of Whiskerino 2009. You should try it. See them all here, or check @Furricane's sidebar for a list of prior posers.
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LEXICON.
Autoclamebute: (n). A clamebute of one's own earlier photo (via @JoE)
Autocommentbomb: (n). The semi-ridiculous act of comment bombing one's own photo (see Comment bomb) (via @stephen)
Autofave: see Instafave
Awesomehogger: (n). a Whiskerino participant whose current photo is indisputably superlative in content and/or form.
Beardliment. (n). A compliment given about a beard. (via @OurBeard)
Beardsneak. (v). To take a picture of the beard or a portion thereof, such that the beard comprises a tiny and almost hidden fraction of the total photo composition. (n). The resulting picture. (via @llIllIIIIII)
Beast: (interjection). An expression of respect for a Whiskerooni or his photo, or some other aspect of his person/beard/character/work. A compliment. (via @Robfrenzy)
Beerded: (adj.) Inebriated while bearded. (via @GrapeS)
Bokeh: (n). Out-of-focus points of light in a photographic image. From the Japanese boke, meaning "haze" or "blur"
Captionbute: (n). A photo based solely on a previous photo's caption (via @mackle)
Clame: (v). to invite a participant to click on one's hyperlinked name (ref. "Click my name")
Clame jumping: (present participle). Linking (via Clame, see above) to a page containing another link, which is also intended to be followed. (via @wondermade)
Clamebute: (n). a participant photo recreating an earlier photo by another participant, which earlier photo is then hyperlinked/referenced in a comment (hyperlink increasingly optional; contraction of 'clame' and 'tribute', orig. @alijoon).
Coincibute: (n). An accidental clamebute, especially of an earlier entry from the same day (via @nedkelly)
Comment bomb: (v). The action of monopolizing the comments on another user's post. (n). The string of comments resulting from the above. (Trademarked by @derble)
Comment jacked: (past participle). Arriving at a Whiskerooni's page to make a comment only to find that the very comment has been made, earlier, by another Whiskerooni. Especially applies in cases where the comment is a trademark or habit of the later Whiskerooni. (via @mattyc / @OzzyNelson)
Copliment: (n). 1. an expression of respect or admiration for making use of another's original idea. 2. a remark of appreciation for a clamebuted photo (via @hale)
Doublebute: (n). A clamebute of two prior photos at once. (via @MrMaggie)
Favorited: (past participle). the action of having affixed a Medal of Favoritism to a particular image on Whiskerino, designating it a 'favorite' and causing it to appear permanently in one's user profile. (ex. "I love this shot. Favorited.")
FLARE: (interjection). An exclamation comment made when the photo includes a light flare. Reserved for @benfrank's exclusive use.
GTHOS: (acronym). Go To Hell On Sunday (via @ozzynelson)
Instafave: (n). An imaginary process which automatically marks as favorite either any inherently awesome image or all images from an inherently awesome Whiskerino participant. (v). The action of said process. (variant: Instaking; orig. @elldub)
Jnonfiction: (v). To take a photo employing printed, usually cut-out elements of another photo, especially earlier photos from one or more fellow participants. (also Jnon) variants: "jnonimation," an animation of a jnon'd photo, perhaps as a .gif (via @benfrank), "jnoncrayon," a jnon'd photo using a drawing of another photo (via @beardwinner)
Kingfaved: (past participle). A shorthand for having both favorited a shot and nominated it for King Beard.
King Punched: (past participle). Experiencing the state of starry-eyedness resulting from receiving a King Beard, or from the "punching" suggested by the action of clicking the King Beard nomination icon. (via @sethro)
Kink: (v). To "king" a photo for some very specific reason (i.e. - wearing a bowtie, not including a cat) regardless of any other qualities of the photo (via @shularbrau)
Lamebute: (n). A failed clamebute.
Latefaved. (past participle). Favoriting a photo well after its initial posting date, especially if it wasn't noticed the first time around. (via @ThatGuy)
Lazy J: (n). A faux jnonfiction, made by cutting out a picture of oneself and affixing it to another picture, then photographing the resulting collage, in approximation of an actual jnonfiction (via @sethro)
Mackle. (n). A bent-kneed pose, preferably with hands in hoodie pockets, as typified by @mackle (see this and this). (v). To assume said pose in one's Whiskerino shot. (via @Noelix) variant: "macklejackson," the above pose done en pointe, a la @pip (via @robberfly)
Nebuchadnezzar: (n). An ass that also may be a king. (via @wondermade)
Neckbeard: (n.) The portion of the beard, traditionally kept trimmed or shaved, that grows down the neck.
Pcain: (v.) To make or do something accidentally awesome, as in this example. (via @EdwardTeach)
Pip: (n). The Official Pose of Whiskerino 2009, incorporating (ideally) a) a pet in the right hand, b) a beverage in the left, index finger pointing out, and c) a crop from the nose to about the waist. Examples. (v). To assume such a pose in one's photo.
Ploaf: (n). Number two. (v). To number two. (via @mattyc)
Samebute: (n). A clamebute on the same day as the original. (via @mattyc)
Scratch, The: (proper noun). A pose typified by @elldub, in which the subject scratches the back of his head with his right hand, elbow out, while simultaneously mugging for the camera. (alt: Elldub, the)
Shamebute: (n). A clamebute of (or in honor of) a shamed participant. (via @Furricane)
Shamename: (n). The moniker adopted for commenting once a Whiskerooni shames out of the Whiskerino. (via @mattyc)
Thumbfail: (n). A photo which, when viewed at thumbnail size, fails to reveal either its true quality or some integral element. (via @miguelito)
Thumbfave: (n.) a photo so good that you 'favorite' based on the thumbnail, only to be more impressed with the enlargement. (via @Spoony B)
Vaguebute: (n). A tribute photo that's vaguely reminiscent of an earlier photo from another Whiskerooni. (via @mackle)
WhiskerBrag: (v). To brag about a fellow Whiskerino, or on Whiskerino about some brag-worthy object or subject. (n). The brag itself, as above. (via @General Lee)
Whiskeremo: (adj). A general quality of moodiness or unnecessary drama, characterizing a photo or participant or other aspect/element/action of or on the site. Actually, just pretty much see this.
Whiskerooni: (n). 1. A participant in the Whiskerino. 2. An alternate designation for the Whiskerino, originating with a slightly confused non-participant. (via @zena)
Whiskertime: (n.) Pacific Time Zone; refers to the fact that the Whiskerino servers reside in California (via @JustJamey)
Whz: (adv). Why. (via @Dschonn)
Yeard: (n). 1. a beard grown for the span of 12 consecutive months. 2. a one-year beard (via @blankenship)
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