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  • posted: February 27 @ 2:50am
You've always been a King. Don't you know that yet? You've been a King this entire time.

Comments

jracecar says:
Well if this isn't nice you can paint me green and call me Gumby.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 2:55am -
Just Jamey says:
What a fun script! I just want to keep refreshing it so I feel kingly over and over again....

Also, this is on the @mackle tip...
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:00am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
I could keep refreshing this all day and be amused. Thanks for making me feel important!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:27am -
Mike de Monk says:
I smell good coding skills! well done
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:29am -
ben says:
great
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:36am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
Very clever !!!!
super hilarious!!!! lol

But jnon is right @mackle said it! so,so good!!!!! lol!!! You tricked us & said that yesterday was your final jnon, but you have gone digital! lol!!!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:50am -
Phil says:
You are a wizard!

The best slash worst slash best again part is that when you look at this page it's like a high-tech self-affirmation.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:06am -
robberfly says:
This is amazing. You are a King as well. this has been so much fun growing and showing with you.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:07am -
Presto Beardo says:
my brain just exploded, thank @jnonfiction
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:08am -
ThatGuy says:
This is so well done. Thanks for that.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:39am -
miguelito says:
i feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:42am -
mOtke says:
With the power of the Internet in his pocket, along with some loose change and a bag of raisins, he tricked the world into thinking robots didn't exist, when really, they do exist. They're eating cereal next to you in the morning. They bathe your cats. They dance at BoomBoom clubs with wild bandito masks. They are kings and queens and jesters in the courts of famous people. You could be a robot. Yes, you.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:45am -
keifel says:
i think i might have just teared up a little. you are an amazing human being, thank you.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:47am -
RyRy says:
gee, thanks. :)
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:00am -
revgoomba says:
Ain't you the sweetest!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:03am -
Robfrenzy says:
haha nice work sir.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:42am -
EdwardTeach says:
amazing. great script. love this. makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:49am -
shularbrau says:
wonderful.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:12am -
Ploafmaster says:
Well ain't this shmancibald. Clever, and it earns you the ol' kingfave.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:36am -
sariebell says:
I am even a king for a day (fool for a lifetime). Thanks, @jnon. This is really sweet.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:41am -
kinetek says:
awesome bro
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:43am -
creole says:
Marvelously done. In true jNon fashion you've even out-"yourfavorite"-d @yourfavorite
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:46am -
R E N A U D says:
and you said yesterday was your last @jnon shot. You liar.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:50am -
Birch Beard says:
Why are you so awesome??
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:52am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
Also im sure you posted above me there as a pun, you rascal.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:05am -
mims attack says:
you are too smart for your own good
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:25am -
Flotsam & Beardsam says:
Oh jeez. I'm going to miss my daily dose of your brilliance. King'd.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:35am -
folliclejuju says:
you tug soft and gentle on my selfish strings, intelligent, sexy, being, you
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:35am -
Philly says:
Damn dude, this is really thoughtful.

By Kinging you, I am also kind of kinging myself.

So smart you kids and your computers are. K&F!

Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:45am -
Andrew says:
This is really, really nice. It's been a pleasure seeing your stuff every day, be it jscript wizardry or skills with a scissors, or just regular old photos.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:48am -
Dirty Pirate says:
hey, thats me.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:51am -
Dave says:
This is just awesome. It was a delight meeting you at the throwdown. Your cut outs are always superb and it was fun trying to recreate them.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:53am -
tedford says:
how appropriate that the shot that appeared was your face with me hard at work inside tweaking your gears (wait, what?)

i think you're even wearing the same outfit. you robots plan for everything, don't you?
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:53am -
HiImTerry says:
I don't want it to end. I really, really don't.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:57am -
Yogi Beard says:
You damn wizard.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:07am -
ewagoner says:
*sniff* Thanks, man. Thanks.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:20am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
@jnonfiction do you have an email i have a technical question to ask you if you can help me out please.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:22am -
Trey says:
Thanks! ;)
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:39am -
Grower&Shower says:
Brilliant and super touching. You are an amazing man.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:56am -
michaeljstraub says:
You magnificent bastard!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:57am -
Jarrett says:
You always know how to make me feel good.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:58am -
c dub says:
wow! you made this just for me? you are a super sweet guy.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:34am -
c dub says:
have you thought past the king beard page hurdle? you probably have. you're like that.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:34am -
pcain says:
I hope you never stop being so awesome
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:50am -
mattyc says:
nice work jnon.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:05am -
mattyc says:
i like how if you just keep hitting refresh it's like a bearded trip down memory lane.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:06am -
mattyc says:
oh...and how many times did you have to shoot to make the frame perfectly rectangular?
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:07am -
aaron b says:
I had no idea I'd been kinged so many times. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:24am -
aaron b says:
BTW, you need to add "everybeard" to your lexicon. I think the usage is pretty obvious. It's a derived from "everysmurf" but we're obviously not smurfs.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:26am -
ilikeschool says:
weee i am special.


last night i had a dream where i was hanging out with you and your wife. lets make it happen in real life.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:27am -
Vanbert says:
I remember you and @yourfavorite talking web magic and here is the proof.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:54am -
Finn MacCool says:
you and your dark magic.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:55am -
jonshell says:
you, my sire, are fantastic. one of my favorite parts about this whole experience.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:58am -
damnweather says:
@jnonfiction.... is there anything you can't do?
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:59am -
jnonfiction says:
@damnweather apparently I can't frost a cake.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 11:38am -
mattyc says:
oh... and this is like every man a king day....for 4 months....on your photo today.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:27pm -
Creative Liberty says:
Wizardry!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:42pm -
Voltron says:
How can you be a master of the cutouts and just translate that so well to master of the virtual cutouts with a script like this??? AWESOME!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:48pm -
dizzywizard says:
this is the best! great job jnon!!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 1:10pm -
Eric the Beard says:
This is awesome...your so nice...its funny though, the picture that came up of me is probably the lest favorite i ever took....i am laughing so hard.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 1:36pm -
Eric the Beard says:
least
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 1:36pm -
Moxie says:
That is amazing!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:09pm -
irishsquire says:
very clever, this is your usual fantastic,
thank you,
you are the king, always.an fav'd
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:35pm -
Katie says:
Awww, shucks. This is cool.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:17pm -
TheStride says:
demon. You sir are a king among beards. You're just as nice in person as you are on the internets too.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:30pm -
TheStride says:
oh and King Fave.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:30pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Josh Neds-Fox. I love ya man.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:33pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
I'm going to screen grab the shit outta these.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:34pm -
Pip says:
This is so kind. We all love you.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:39pm -
Mat Wiseman says:
Genius.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:56pm -
Zach says:
thanks buddy!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:11pm -
stephen says:
thanks, sir. you are a gentleman and a scholar.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:32pm -
yourfavorite says:
oh my joshua. You have set the bar so high with so little time remaining. This is incredible and you're awesome. You seriously made me raise an eyebrow.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:38pm -
yourfavorite says:
While I had originally planned to only vote @chris king today for his incredible @timbo cameo, I cannot not king this. It is just too good of a script.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:47pm -
yourfavorite says:
also, I can only assume that @mackle helped you with this. He too is amazing and despite your icons I consider both of you strong members of team #technology.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:51pm -
yourfavorite says:
And that is not to say that I doubt your abilities, but more so because I checked the source and saw that there is a jnon function file located on the whiskerino server. And by that I can only assume that @mackle had something to do with it. Either way its incredible.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:52pm -
yourfavorite says:
I have also just realized that I've got a bit of a bomb going here and I'd hate to stop at 4.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:52pm -
yourfavorite says:
on second thought 5 is a bit too low as well. Let me see how 6 looks.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:53pm -
yourfavorite says:
Nope, 6 is not enough, however one time when I was 6 I stole gum from the grocery store and when my mom found the wrapper under my bed she asked me where I got it. I told her that I got it from school. To which she replied, "They don't allow gum at school so they wouldn't have given it to you." At that moment I realized that I had been caught and I fessed to the whole deal. To punish me my mom made me go back into the grocery store by myself (she waited outside) and give one of the cashiers the money for the gum I stole. I was crying like what girl don't. I think that the people working there felt so sorry for me and perhaps felt worse than I did.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:55pm -
yourfavorite says:
The moral of the story there is that you should embarrass your kids when they do something wrong. Not lock them in a room. I have not stolen from a store since.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:56pm -
yourfavorite says:
That was pretty much the only time I ever got in trouble.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:56pm -
yourfavorite says:
Well I did get caught doing a senior prank and then I had to do janitor stuff for 5 days the week after school was out my senior year. That sucked, but everyone else was too pansy to pull a prank so I'm glad my friend and I did it.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:57pm -
yourfavorite says:
You know, no regrets.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:57pm -
yourfavorite says:
Oh, the only regret I have is befriending @mattyc. I hate that guy.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:57pm -
yourfavorite says:
I'm done now.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:58pm -
mattyc says:
@yourfavorite the feeling is mutual jerkwad.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:11pm -
mattyc says:
oh and @your favorite's comment about stealing gum made me remember somethign that happend when i was six
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:12pm -
mattyc says:
sorry that comment was @yourfavorite i accidentally put a space in.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:12pm -
mattyc says:
so anyway..... my dad took us to time saver (a convenience store) so we could get icees.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:13pm -
mattyc says:
being 6, i did wath any six year old does when he gets to the convenience store..... i ran straight for the candy isle.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:13pm -
mattyc says:
well there use to be these little jelly beans that came in a little burlap looking sack and i realized a while before that that some of them would bust open leaving jellybeans at the bottom of the display box.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:14pm -
mattyc says:
SO i began chowing down on the loose jelly beans.....and meanwile my dad was getting the iceee's (back in the days when those machines were behind the counter for whatever reason).
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:15pm -
mattyc says:
so my dad calls out and ask me which flavor i want....to which i reply "STWABEWWY" (b/c my mouth was so full of jellybeans i couldn't talk propperly).
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:16pm -
mattyc says:
then he came into the isle and reprimanded me and told me stealing was wrong and tried to pay the cashier for the jelly beans i stole
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:16pm -
mattyc says:
the cashier tried to tell him that it really wasn't a big deal and there were always loose jellybeans and he couldn't charge for them.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:17pm -
mattyc says:
so then my dad sort of made him take some money anyway.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:17pm -
mattyc says:
anyway the moral of the story is that i disagree with @yourfavorite about his moral of the story. I think you should NOT embarrass your kids when they do something wrong. mostly b/c it's kind of traumatic for the kid (hence he two of us remember that stuff 20 years later) and it's really awkward for the other people involved....exccept the parent.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:19pm -
BryanHunter says:
Kinged and Faved!

"...like nunchuku skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff?

Yes... probably the best that I know of."
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 11:46pm -
Ace says:
nice! you make me feel special in a way that can only happen on the internet.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 12:30am -
chadmcclarnon says:
this was awesome, and you rule
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 8:10am -
Fofe says:
This is brilliant, sir! Thank you.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 10:07am -
brandon says:
I missed this yesterday, this is super magic.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 2:12pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.