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  • posted: January 04 @ 3:58am
Amish Dreamz.

(Concept, costuming and photo by @zena. Here's my tattoo.)

Comments

brandon says:
Awesome.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:02am -
brandon says:
Also, I posted early today to be your neighbor, that's how much I like this one.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:04am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Dreaming of electrified rock and roll and next generation gaming platforms.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:04am -
robberfly says:
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:07am -
robberfly says:
...Amish paradise

(for the reference)
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:09am -
brandon says:
This is Michael Stipe does Amish, by the way.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:11am -
Corey says:
Ha! Love it.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:14am -
miguelito says:
we both dabbled in Gangsta Rap today.. yours is much more subtle.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:59am -
michaeljstraub says:
You gotta work hard to get that skrilla
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 5:02am -
keifel says:
you got some stuck in your beard. right there...
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 5:47am -
ThatGuy says:
Ah, frest milk. Delicious. NOw go get another tattoo for today.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:19am -
Seabolt84 says:
Very Accurate lol
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:25am -
Ozzy Nelson says:
very wholesome.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:38am -
9schwander says:
hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lotsa butter... raised a barn on monday, soon I'll raise another!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:39am -
Le Duncan says:
CLAME for something you've probably already seen, but still might appreciate.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:41am -
EdwardTeach says:
very nice.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:44am -
mattyc says:
To appease he crowd...you should have made a moustache tatoo on your upper lip for all the Lincoln haters.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:14am -
herr neas says:
does this mean you are going to start calling us "english"
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:20am -
mackle says:
i'm going to kick anyone out of whiskerino that doesn't favorite this
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:24am -
Xjdunn says:
CLAME to find out exactly which A Mighty Wind character you look exactly alike.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:33am -
blackbeard says:
likey.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:59am -
Gavin says:
you'd blend right in round here.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:07am -
jnonfiction says:
True story: Zena and I visited Mackinac Island a few years ago and rode the kids around on bicycles. There were huge wagon teams of Amish tourists visiting the Island that day too. I, of course, was wearing my customary huge Lincoln.

At one scenic vista where we'd stopped to let the kids run around and to enjoy the view, Zena taps me on the shoulder and says, "The Amish women keep glancing over here, staring at you. I think they're confused."

Sure enough, I was getting "checked out" by Amish women. It happened multiple times over the rest of the day.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:14am -
Jarrett says:
I was gonna say what @gavin said. You should come to Kutztown.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:15am -
jnonfiction says:
Another true story: I spent a number of years as a public reference librarian at a library here in Michigan. Number one reference question, after "Do you have Fahrenheit 451 and where is it" ...

"Um, excuse me. I'm not trying to offend or anything, but... you're Amish, right?"
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:16am -
josh says:
So great! FAV'd for sure!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:25am -
Daniel says:
The Amish know beards. This guy is probably dreaming of an epic moustachless beard right now.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:35am -
Pip says:
A nice midwinter's morning, eh??
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:56am -
CraigwithaK says:
i like your 1934 milk bottle.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 9:06am -
TheStride says:
Hello there Mr. Stoltzfus. Wonderful morning.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 9:20am -
mattyc says:
@jnon I deleted the comment you put on my photo I liked what it was saying...but I didn't think it necessary to reference the symbol..so that others who view it later in the day don't have to know...know what i mean. Feel free to post the comment again.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 11:11am -
mattyc says:
just read the new comment you had written....once again feel free to post the content of the old one if you like.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 11:12am -
Yogi Beard says:
Ay, 'tis a fine picture.

My garage was built by some of your brethren. Perhaps you've heard of Stoltzfus Structures?
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 11:23am -
Dschonn says:
the inverse moustache
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 12:21pm -
Bishop says:
I'm dreaming about how good that milk will taste straight out of the jug...
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 2:04pm -
Ploafmaster says:
Those glasses look a touch too fancy for the Amish. Sure you're not English?
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 2:05pm -
c dub says:
nailed it. i expect you have some suspenders under there and nothin but hooks and eyes.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 2:18pm -
J-Ho says:
Been spendin' most our lives livin' in an Amish paradise.
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 2:32pm -
Vanbert says:
did you carve that wooden bottle?
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 4:33pm -
mc sauce says:
how do you fit a horse and carriage in that backyard?
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 5:13pm -
Shanks Keating says:
Yeah, but real Amish aren't supposed to get their pics taken.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 5:23pm -
JamesC says:
i'm still not feeling well since you've shorn thine lip. whyest thou shorn thine lip?
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:04pm -
The Bandito says:
Urban Amish.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:15pm -
pcain says:
awesome abe. awesome.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:25pm -
mu says:
do you have any peanut butter or home made rasberry preserves?
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:29pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
I'm pretty sure this is my favorite picture of the day.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:29pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
classic greatness of the northern star to heaven on earth
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:34pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
i have no idea where that comment came from.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:34pm -
LG3 says:
wow is this awesome. And to think, the amish live just down the street. Now I can get some serious milk/beef.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:45pm -
Furricane says:
definitely amish, and definitely faved.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:53pm -
Caronna says:
its prob against the rules for amish people to get tattoos anyways... whats the tattoo mean?
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:00pm -
jnonfiction says:
@Caronna, Zena is my wife.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:32pm -
Moses Marion says:
but we don't have a cow... we have a bull
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:34pm -
hale. says:
you should bring your Amish buddies for the Throwdown. all those beards need a place to stay. think of all the temporary housing you could raise in a day.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 9:51pm -
Blastro says:
I buy whoopie pies from the Amish. You'd make a good one.



Book's in the mail.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 9:58pm -
Fofe says:
Nice Amish persona. I'm sort of partial to the Amish beard myself.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 10:16pm -
Absolutely says:
sweet glory
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 11:08pm -
Brian says:
Love the story with the Amish women checking you out. That is awesome.
Posted: Jan 5th, 2010 - 6:47am -
Site closed!
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