Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: January 02 @ 4:41am
Abraham. Lincoln.


keifel says:
looking good gentlemen. looking very good.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 5:13am -
tedford says:
whoa. you know i think i like it.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 5:35am -
mOtke says:
I knew this was coming. I could smell it in the air. I could see it in the writing in the snow. I talked to a bird yesterday who told me that this could maybe be happening, but the bird was actually a flying bee that was painted like a bird and he knew (or she?) that you were going to do this.

I actually knew you were going to do this 3 years ago.

I'll be your tour guide.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 5:40am -
shularbrau says:
really? here's a word for you:
moustashame: (n). he ain't got no mustache!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 5:47am -
flainez says:
I'm confused; some part of me is really into the "hobo concept"... and that part is crying "moustashame!!!" (thanks @shularbrau for the word)

But there is another part that is just appreciating the beard as it is and that part is saying "awesome!!!"

I think the second one is winning, so, awesome!!!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 5:57am -
Gavin says:
it'll be easier to blow your nose now.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:07am -
robberfly says:
WHAT?! NO! You had a great moustache!

(looks like Abe approves)
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:12am -
Brian says:
You are one of my favorite participants ... but ... SHAME. This is much worse than trimming the neckbeard (which I also think is shameful). I personally think this is an offense worthy of the Hall of Shame, but that is @mackle 's call.

You destroyed the crown of your beard! SHAME! SHAME!! SHAME!!!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:22am -
Brian says:
Oh, and long live team poison ;)
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:23am -
EdwardTeach says:
awesome photo. I did like the 'stache, but i understand this move.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:30am -
shularbrau says:
I did not mean to turn the mob on you. It does look good.
I think in return for Moustashame, I'd like to see you, in full Lincoln outfit, in a phone booth with the rest of the characters from bill & ted's excellent adventure. That would make up for it.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:39am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Wha Happened?
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:48am -
Chinese Wildman says:
As a wearer of a full-time Abe beard (when I'm not Whiskerinoing), I have to say that I approve,
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:49am -
ThatGuy says:
@gavin is right. I've been battling a cold for the last 4 days and it can get messy. Nice Lincoln, and I'm guessing that is Lil' Abraham just to your right there. He's pretty cool to. Not sure what he's up to though.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:54am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Ew, a "snotstache" @thatguy? Eh, stuff happens. Should somebody start a Team Snotstache? :)
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:12am -
mynameisjason says:
abe is either giving the double thumbs up or driving an invisible car. i'm going to assume it's the thumbs up.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:13am -
Timcredible says:
Hey, either way, I like your beard
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:20am -
Presto Beardo says:
Moustashame!? Hilarious
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:20am -
Matthew_Moore says:
Hey the only reason why I kept my stache was because you told me you keep yours for 'rino. Sadness.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:30am -
Andrew says:
I approve. Nothing is appealing about a mustache full of snot, especially if you're at work.

Mine's getting gnarly. Like a brier.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:31am -
Philly says:
Looking good, I like the kid's approval and you get mine as well!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:49am -
miguelito says:
ahh the Jnon i know and love. i love regardless though.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:14am -
Finn MacCool says:
While the loss of the mustache saddens me, I quite enjoy a good Lincoln.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:16am -
blackbeard says:
i don't care about anyone or anything or any comments...

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:17am -
9schwander says:
@brian is mad at you.

but it works for me.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:42am -
benfrank says:
@Brian is SO right. while you and @blackbeard are awesome people and you always bring awesomeness, this is depressingly sad and worthy of shame.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:45am -
blackbeard says:
i am smelling a lot of jealousy.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:56am -
alijoon says:
@jnonfiction always brings the drama.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:00am -
Just Jamey says:
This is full of SHAMENESS. Shame, shame, shamefulness. If I did this, I'd change my name to Just Shamey. It's a good thing you are awesome, and you did not tamper with the rest of the beard.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:00am -
alijoon says:
Also, this is one of those games. But I forgot what you call them.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:03am -
folliclejuju says:
hmmm. besides the obvious thing to comment on, your son is adorable; however, he appears to be suffering from a mild nintendo-thumb. just switch him to wii for few days and call the office next week if things don't look better.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:15am -
mackle says:
Wow! You really know how to upset the masses!!

For the record, @brian, this is not a Hall of Shame move. I have personally witnessed the jnon Lincoln beard in its full glory and it's a BEARD - no doubt about it. It just happens to be missing the moustache.

I will say this - I really thought you'd go the distance this time around with the full moustache. I'm a bit bummed that you didn't keep it but I'm HOPING (fingers seriously crossed) that this is a one time Abraham Reset and you let it go again for the next 60 days. I don't know why you hate the moustache so much but use this to push you into having it!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:25am -
Brian says:
I can't believe I missed that @blackbeard shaved his stashe too. SHAME!

@benfrank spoke the truth when he said you are both awesome people ... I couldn't agree more.

I know it is @mackle's call, and I respect that BUT I still think it's shameful and will delight in dealing out poison against these anti-hobos!!

In my mind this is SHAMEful.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:28am -
Brian says:
Oh, and clame
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:31am -
mu says:
I love this cult we are a part of :-)
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:39am -
BuddyJ says:
Your lip is gonna freeze off.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:43am -
mackle says:
@brian, There's a difference between being Shameful and being worthy of the Hall of Shame. Yes, it is a shame that the mustache has been shaved. Super bummer. But, with 411 people participating - having less than 10 of them be on Team Lincoln doesn't really seem like we're losing sight of Whiskerino. Obviously @jnonfiction is VERY into Whiskerino - he brings great things to us on a regular basis. Forgive him this trangression - I think he's worth it.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:51am -
jnonfiction says:
I figure it this way: this is my only chance ever again to participate in The Whiskerino on Team Lincoln. If I don't try it now, I can never try it again.

It's not hurting my marriage any, either.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:07am -
mackle says:
hahah.. excellent point there sir.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:13am -
yourfavorite says:
you need a lincoln hat
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:20am -
9schwander says:
@jnonfiction.... the marriage point is most excellent. Those mustache hairs can really get in the way. I admit I trimmed mine up just a teensy bit to make the kisses a little less painful for the mrs.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:29am -
GrapeS says:
wow mad drama on this picture, hope you dont reshave the 'stache as mackle seems to hope this is a 1 time transgression and im sure there are plenty that dont want you shamed.

other than that nice lincoln.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:32am -
Matty O says:
I think my wife is actively lobbying for such things. She wouldn't kiss me very much yesterday claiming that my 'stache was just too long.

I think I'll hold out a little more.

You look nice, by the way. Distinguished.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:38am -
herr neas says:
best of luck with your new team and the new look
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:55am -
Army of Whiskers says:
Don't worry guys. He hasn't really shaven his moustache. He is just standing behind a cut-out shaven upper lip.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:56am -
chance says:
You know, I think you look super svelte with a Lincoln.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:02am -
Creative Liberty says:
HAHAHA @Armyofwhiskers
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:09am -
Yogi Beard says:
I'm thinkin' a Lincoln.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:18am -
Just Jamey says:
BTW - the Lincoln really works on you, @jnonfiction. :)
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:57am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
is it sharades day already? :D
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 12:38pm -
blackbeard says:
clame for my thoughts on the @jnonfiction lincoln.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 1:52pm -
Trey says:
I'm tempted to do that myself. It's no fun getting food in the whiskers.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 1:54pm -
O-Train says:
I think this is great. In fact, I think it takes considerably more machismo to pull of the "Lincoln" than a simple "hobo".
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 1:57pm -
The Bandito says:
Rocking the Lincoln. Good man.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 2:03pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Don't listen to the negative comments. I think you look good both ways, and in fact, being sans moustache gives you a very antique look that few people are able to pull off. Keep rockin' that Lincoln -- I think it's great!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 2:08pm -
brandon says:
@armyofwhiskers stole my comment.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 2:12pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
dude, first i was gonna say i don't remember your beard being this gigantor, but now i know, something was amiss, it was THE LINCOLN
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 2:38pm -
Jarrett says:
I kinda like it.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 2:39pm -
Le Duncan says:
I think this beard suits you incredibly well. It was a good call.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 2:50pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
really, in regards to the tash subject... i think jnonfiction can do as he pleases its a free society :)
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 3:23pm -
whipticker says:
Love it. Don't let the haters upset you.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 5:14pm -
ben says:
it's a sad day...
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:09pm -
Greybeard says:
@jnonfiction's his own man, albeit one who now looks like someone else who was his own man. I'm a Lincoln supporter! No SHAME in this.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:46pm -
R E N A U D says:
for you whiners : clame
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:53pm -
R E N A U D says:
Abe looks like the kid in There Will Be Blood.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:55pm -
R E N A U D says:
maybe later you can transplant some that bountiful neck beard to yr lip
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 6:56pm -
blackbeard says:
absolutely what @RENAUD said @ 6:53 PM. Give it a listen!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:20pm -
cary norton says:
i've never owned a goldfish
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:26pm -
Dschonn says:
I dislike this turn of events. I agree with @Mackle, in that it is a shameful move, but not a Hall-of-Shame-worthy move, but I really truly believe that the oberlippenbart is essential to the integration of the beard and the rest of the face.

You do look more unusual and unique now (that's a good thing), but I miss the moustache.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 7:43pm -
Daniel Wilkerson says:
Beards: I'm for them!
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:24pm -
R E N A U D says:
@dschonn for friends of @jnonfiction he looks more unique with a moustache because the Lincoln is his *normal* look.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:56pm -
Furricane says:
i cried a little in my heart.

still, not bad. not bad.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 8:59pm -
blackbeard says:
@jnonfiction and @everyone else - i just read that the reason Lincoln grew a beard was because an 11 year old little girl wrote him a letter saying that more people would vote for him if he had a beard.

Ironic that on this site it causes some to lose the popular vote.

clame for fun with Lincoln beard styles.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 9:26pm -
zackle says:
I'm still laughing at @mackle's comment. Can we get "Abraham Reset" added to the lexicon.

I've got no beef whatsoever with the Lincoln. In my perfect world, you would be doing this in exchange for participation in Moustache May. But for now I'll take all the jnon I can get and be happy with it.

Haters gonna hate. Just ignore 'em.

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:09pm -
mattyc says:
Don't worry...I'll only hate you for today.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:13pm -
mattyc says:
or yesterday I guess...It's already tomorrow here.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 10:13pm -
Danimal says:
my first few beards were 'stacheless. i see no folly in your steps.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:21pm -
c dub says:
Even if this weren't The Final Chapter I say this is yet another awesome aspect of Whiskerino. How many freakin participants do we have on here? Lookin great, man.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:44pm -
c dub says:
I thought of goin Team Lincoln this year; at least for the final month. BUT, instead I'm not trimming the upper lip at all.
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:45pm -
jracecar says:
I support you. CLAME
Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010 - 11:58pm -
Brian says:
All I will add to this discussion is that @carynorton 's comment said it all for me. I too have never owned a goldfish.

Oh, and CLAME.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 8:01am -
Karl says:
rip jnonstache
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:37am -
Blastro says:
One day, Abe will find out how lucky he is to have had you and Zena as parents.

I support your Lincoln. I mean, we have whole 'nother month for staches.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 9:55pm -
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