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  • posted: December 23 @ 5:19am
Lots of great tributes in this picture... let me explain.

First, it is of course an @pip.

Second, my official dabble into Team Shirtless.

Third, there is the Christmas sweater. The sweater was sent to my wife by my 85 year old grandmother. It was obviously from a thrift store and was starting to tear in places and smelled like old basement. Sad part was this wasn't a joke gift, she actually sent it as a present.

Third, the plate. My mother sent this to me a couple of years ago. It is a picture of my dad from the mid-70s when he was a Santa at the Springfield, MO Sears-Roebucks store. On the back she wrote "you always knew who the real santa was" At the time I thought it was creepy and dumb but we bring it out every year now and it gets prominently displayed in the kitchen and is one of my most cherished Christmas decorations.

Fourth, Jim Beam Black... because it is the only good thing to come out of Kentucky.

Enjoy!

Comments

robberfly says:
wow. words fail me...
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:20am -
Brian says:
King fav'd ... lol
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:20am -
jeremiahx says:
haha thanks guys :-)
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:21am -
benfrank says:
you have to 3rds.

also, we can only have one king. you.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:23am -
benfrank says:
oh, crap, i made a typo. you have TWO 3rds.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:25am -
jeremiahx says:
whoops! sorry about that @benfrank
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:25am -
michaeljstraub says:
One button buttoned is enough for me. I approve
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:42am -
shularbrau says:
This



Is



Awesome
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:46am -
Le Duncan says:
How do you spell the vomit sound?

Oh yeah, winner!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:48am -
ewagoner says:
We need to see you like this, wearing a cowboy hat, on a pony, carrying a bb gun.

I fon't know why, but it is needed.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:52am -
Pip says:
This is full of amazing things. That's a fave.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:21am -
Hirsutius says:
Little hint of bottom cleavage there... Very um. troubling.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:21am -
jeremiahx says:
Thanks @pip. You started it all!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:27am -
jeremiahx says:
@Hirsutius what can I say? I'm a tease! :-)
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:27am -
ThatGuy says:
This is outstanding. And I'm pretty sure there are a number of meth addicts and pot heads that would disagree with that Kentucky comment.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:36am -
jeremiahx says:
@thatguy muahahahaha! My parents actually live there now... in the South East side of KY. They would agree with me.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:37am -
hankbobs says:
You statement about Jim Beam Black being the only good thing to come out of Kentucky is pretty damn offensive man.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:44am -
hankbobs says:
I mean, have you not had Maker's Mark?
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:44am -
hankbobs says:
:-)
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:44am -
Twisted Sistare says:
i want to whistle - but i don't know how to put that into type. so i guess i'll just say king/fav!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:44am -
hankbobs says:
Oh, and I don't think that plate is creepy at all, I would be so proud if my dad had been a department store santa. Sad but true story: My dad has never grown any facial hair at all, not even a moustache.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:49am -
jeremiahx says:
@hankbobs That is true... I think I was really referring to Whiskey in general. Makers is pretty smooth.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:49am -
jeremiahx says:
@hankbobs oh my dad has had some mean beards over the years. Especially in the late 70s early 80s. I learned from the best.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:50am -
Matty O says:
I'm furiously enjoying this.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 6:54am -
Grower&Shower says:
This is a gift that keeps on giving.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 7:35am -
mattyc says:
um.....
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 7:45am -
mattyc says:
I don't really understand how so much awesome can fit into one photograph.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 7:45am -
tedford says:
ugly Xmas sweater bikini edition.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 8:16am -
jeremiahx says:
@tedford I have to give it to my wife for suggesting the button. It made the look.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 8:25am -
Owen says:
Oh my... did you have a wonderful life?!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 8:26am -
KnoxAndy says:
my dear sweet jesus. this is soooo full of win. Kingfav'd HARD.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 8:47am -
jeremiahx says:
@owen yes it is a wonderful wonderful life!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 8:48am -
jeremiahx says:
Thanks @KnoxAndy!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 8:49am -
Andrew says:
the *only* good thing? what about the colonel's original recipe? Hunter S Thompson (who actually was a Kentucky Colonel)?

and this dominates. you have been kinged.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 9:07am -
Taylor says:
kinged for the reverse cleavage.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 9:21am -
jeremiahx says:
@taylor you like the underboob? I make my mother proud! :-)
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 9:21am -
jeremiahx says:
@andrew ok ok there are a limited amount of good things that have come out of KY.. George Clooney NOT being one of them.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 9:22am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
KING for COURAGE!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 10:25am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
oh man you have already won...
i concede.

lol.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 10:28am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
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Ula O cealleigh says:
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Ula O cealleigh says:
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Ula O cealleigh says:
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Ula O cealleigh says:
opps that shoulda been...

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sorry :)
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 10:29am -
Juan Pablo Garcia says:
Oh...oh my. This is unbelievable. Un. Believe. Able. I...no. No no no. Oh my.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 10:39am -
aaron b says:
I totally phonekinged this earlier, but I have to comment now. While it's not a sweater, this is one of the most ugly, manly, and repulsive christmas pictures ever. And I mean that as a total compliment. Well done.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 10:53am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
also... i belive as "knitwear" it does count as a sweater/cardigan ect.. thus fits the theme perfectly! :)
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 10:59am -
Yogi Beard says:
Horrified and delighted at the same time. So king'd.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 12:05pm -
Ned Kelly says:
ho ho ho this is awesomeness
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 12:19pm -
chrisbergman says:
Only thing that could make this better would have been Maker's. A+
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 1:15pm -
rketcham says:
ROFL wow, thats where my old sweater from when i was a 5th grader!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 2:07pm -
Caronna says:
Gross... ha ha
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 2:15pm -
Furricane says:
I just chortled. No seriously.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 2:25pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
King, you may have it your way
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 4:39pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Um, King'd and Fav'd for obvious reasons.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 4:41pm -
Heyzeus says:
Double Breasted, and horrible sweater! Double Win!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 4:55pm -
jeremiahx says:
@heyzeus Touché!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:06pm -
jeremiahx says:
Wow amazing comment response. Thanks ya'll for the votes!!!!!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:06pm -
Dschonn says:
Ew
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 5:41pm -
Just Jamey says:
You pretty much rule the world in this picture.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 9:52pm -
Just Jamey says:
Hey, I'm not sure of every single whiskerdude in Nashville that I've invited to this CLAME, but please consider coming. The more the merrier!
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 9:53pm -
chance says:
Wait just one minute...
"you always knew who the real santa was"
What does this mean?! Who is the real santa supposed to be?!
Tell me! I can take the truth!!!

Posted: Dec 23rd, 2009 - 11:45pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
congrats :)
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 1:13am -
Karl says:
yes, virginia, there is a santa claus. and this is him. he lives in that plate.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 3:59am -
jeremiahx says:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MADE KING!!!!!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 4:08am -
Davis says:
insert slowclap.gif

amazing, good sir. amazing.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:51am -
Heyzeus says:
congratulations King jeremiahx
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:42am -
Ramsey says:
this is great! really, really great!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:35am -
elclinto says:
mylanta... this is fantastic.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:03am -
joebeard says:
WHY IS THERE A TEAM SHIRTLESS!!!!!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 3:42pm -
Boaz says:
Congrats JJ; this is...

uh...

omg :)
Posted: Dec 26th, 2009 - 3:30pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.