Whiskerino 2009

No trimming! No shaping! Embrace the Whiskerino!

« »
  • posted: December 28 @ 9:58am
How To Be A Hipster:
1. Flannel (sleeves rolled up)...check
2. Skinny jeans (dark)...check
3. V-neck tee (preferably from American Apparel)...check
4. Beanie (bright, pulled back)...check
5. Thick rim glasses (bigger is better)...check
6. Beard...ehh, getting there

Comments

mattyc says:
Did you remember not to bathe?
also you forgot to carry some really old looking camera. and you forgot to have really shitty tattoos visible.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:01am - ∞
Shotgun Willie says:
keep it up...it'll get there
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:02am - ∞
miguelito says:
are you really growing?
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:04am - ∞
Andrew says:
you forgot cheap-looking yet terribly expensive shoes
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:04am - ∞
Chinese Wildman says:
7. When someone asks you what bands you listen to, be sure to answer with "I listen to some really obscure stuff.. you probably haven't heard of them".
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:05am - ∞
ty says:
I still have faith in the fact that you WILL have a beard by the end of this thing. It's coming...
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:05am - ∞
Brian says:
haha - fav'd
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:08am - ∞
Katie says:
Where's your hot Asian chick with the tattoo on her boobs?
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:08am - ∞
mOtke says:
I don't know, but there's a chance that I'm a hipster without trying to be a hipster.

That kind of sucks.

Although, no v-neck shirts for me. Or at least very few.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:10am - ∞
Grower&Shower says:
How about:

Bike messenger bag.
Tallboy can of PBR
Menthol cigarette dangling from mouth
Scarf
Bicycle

Just to name a few more. I could go on and on- I live in Portland, OR. It's hipster heaven here.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:22am - ∞
michaeljstraub says:
dammit @grower&shower, cheap beer and cheaper cigarettes is what I would have said too.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:33am - ∞
robberfly says:
i don't think those jeans are skinny enough...
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:49am - ∞
mattyc says:
I totally forgot that you need a fixie.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:59am - ∞
mattyc says:
@katie true about hot asian with tatoo on boobs.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:59am - ∞
Jarrett says:
@mattyc - Oh that's good...should have had my polaroid!

@miguelito - I am growing. Slowly. Very slowly.

@andrew - I wanted to say something about shoes but I didn't know how to describe it. That's perfect!

@ChineseWildman - Perfect.

@Katie - Uhhhh....

@mOtke - No v-necks, no hipster. I think.

@Grower&Shower - Wow! Good list. The messenger badg and bike would have been good additions. But if I wore a scarf, it would cover the v-neck! I should come to Portland and study up.

@robberfly - skinnier?
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 11:06am - ∞
mOtke says:
@robberfly is right. The skinny jeans are REALLY skinny. I don't own any of those either, so I think i'm safe.

Whew.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 12:14pm - ∞
Birch Beard says:
The glasses are great.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 12:36pm - ∞
Yogi Beard says:
Bahahaha, this is great! And true.

You also need an acoustic guitar and a soy latte.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 12:56pm - ∞
jnonfiction says:
What's a hipster?
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 2:20pm - ∞
Mike de Monk says:
like the colors in this one :D
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 2:47pm - ∞
Mat Wiseman says:
Simple. Effective.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 2:52pm - ∞
Johnny Rebellious says:
hahhaahah @yogibeard said it perfectly
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 4:00pm - ∞
Johnny Rebellious says:
great shot as always.

and the beard will come. don't you worry. one day.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 4:00pm - ∞
ThatGuy says:
I live in an area in Norfolk, VA called Ghent. And you have just perfectly described with the help of @andrew and @grower&shower what I like to call Ghentiles. They're everywhere around here. Nice guys generally, but hard to take seriously sometimes.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 4:38pm - ∞
julialikesbeards says:
Don't forget 7) dark vignetting around the edge of every self portrait
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 6:15pm - ∞
keifel says:
you're too cool to be a hipster.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 6:22pm - ∞
XscatteredshowersX says:
what's a hipster?
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 9:11pm - ∞
Creative Liberty says:
If you grow it, it will come...it may take a few years but it will come.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 9:12pm - ∞
Fofe says:
First thing I noticed was the shoes, need different shoes. @Andrew got it.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 9:15pm - ∞
mackle says:
where's your copy of VICE magazine and an unread / unopened copy of Infinite Jest?
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 9:15pm - ∞
JamesC says:
use this phrase a lot "back before they were popular"
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 9:18pm - ∞
JamesC says:
also a shoulderbag with a german military patch with a few odds and ends; your ipod nano engraved with the Black Flag logo, a pack of unused condoms, a box of tissues for crying with , a notebook of albums to purchase and a bottle of water.
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 9:21pm - ∞
mattmarch says:
23. macbook (most likely displayed in a local coffee establishment)
24. faux hawk and/or mullet and/or swooped bangs
25. nike air high tops
26. what's a hipster?
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 9:29pm - ∞
O.G. Manly Beard says:
dude. this photo rocks!! you killed it!!
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 10:00pm - ∞
Taylor says:
nailed it!
Posted: Dec 28th, 2009 - 11:55pm - ∞
Mathy says:
I think you look cool.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 12:05am - ∞
brandon says:
Hipster or not, you look pretty killer in this shot.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 4:30am - ∞
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.

Jarrett

will not fail Whiskerino.

  • Previous Image
  • View All
  • Next Image
Location:
Kutztown
A small borough nestled in the East Penn Valley. Home to the Crystal Cave; look it up some time.
Link:
www.jarrettfuller.com
Age:
20
Currently: →
About:
Dot Com

Blog

Twitter

Facebook

Flickr
Favorites:
View Jarrett's Favorites