- posted: February 28 @ 5:56pm
Later, bitches. It's been kind of fun.
Another year ended without a King Beard, which is awesome by me. And let's be honest, that "everyone is a King today" win? Bull shit win.
You know what I think? I'm the man for lasting this long without a win. That just means I love beards for the real reason: because I'm a man. Some of you are real mean, in it for the flannel and money saved by not buying razors.
The rest of you? The dudes who think this is about KBs?
Ya'll are bitches.