Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 16 @ 8:30am
mark helped me remove our kitchen. we paid the previous tenant 500 for it and we sold it on ebay for 810. mark is much taller than he appears.

german apartments usually don't come with a kitchen. you either put one in yourself or buy it off whoever was living there before. that is, if they aren't taking it with them to wherever they are moving.

our new place has a kitchen in it already. we paid 200 for it.

complicated, eh?


mu says:
whoda thunk. that's just... strange.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:33am -
ewagoner says:
German kitchen ownership is weird.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:33am -
Brian says:
You sold an entire kitchen on eBay? Hardcore!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:34am -
JamesC says:
i'll give you $20 for the fruit
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:37am -
MarkyMadBeard says:
Germany needs to rethink their kitchen policies. If everybody just left their kitchens behind, there would be so much less fuel wasted on moving kitchens all over the place!

Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:40am -
slo gro says:
@markymadbeard tells it like it is. STAND UP TO KITCHEN TYRANNY!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:43am -
MarkyMadBeard says:
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:46am -
herr neas says:
@markymadbeard--some people just leave theirs on the street too when they move out. lots of junkpiles too.

second hand kitchens are pretty common on ebay here. deal is usually you have to come get it yourself.

i think it will take an enlightened generation of landlords to change things. not all of germany does it this way. i've heard berlin and hamburg and some other areas do things the right way.

the kitchen had been in since 1996 so you can imagine how gross it was up under there.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:55am -
MarkyMadBeard says:
Oh man. It sounds like such a huge, collective waste of human energy. But I guess changing the kitchen every time you move is just one of a million different ways that we as a people are absurd...

And I can imagine! I guess that's one good reason for moving the kitchen...to get that deep-cleaning done!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:59am -
herr neas says:
yeah, it only benefits people who sell or install kitchens.

i forgot to mention that you have to put in your own light fixtures as well.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 9:15am -
Davis says:
that makes so little sense to my american brain.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 9:49am -
Dschonn says:
I was going to say I don't remember anything like that happening, but I was in Berlin, where they do things the right way.

By the way, it looks like you at least came out ahead on the kitchen deal.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:23am -
Patchy Stache says:
Extraordinarily so.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 11:21am -
ThatGuy says:
I'm going to start buying houses and selling them as parts.

"What's that my man?
Your little lady in pregnant?
Well can I interest you in an additional bedroom for a very reasonable price?
Maybe a half-bath to go with it?"
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 11:24am -
S. P. Dinsmoor says:
This kitchen policy is rediculous! The whole kitchen? Countertops? Sinks? Appliances? crazy!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 12:10pm -
shularbrau says:
"german apartments usually don't come with a kitchen"

Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 12:34pm -
MrMaggie says:
Herr Neas, the junkpile king of Germany!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 2:12pm -
XscatteredshowersX says:
that makes total german sense
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 3:00pm -
ben says:
what a mess.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 4:09pm -
jason says:
didn't know you could sell a kitchen on ebay.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 6:34pm -
mateo says:
So that's why Ikea sells those free-standing kitchens counters. I never understood who would buy those till now.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 6:57pm -
C says:
Nice work on the kitchen swapping Scott! Now we also know why that one guy with the station wagon picked up everything he could find the junk piles: eBay.

It will be nice to be back in Dusseldorf! Miss ya there big guy.

Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 7:23pm -
Juan Pablo Garcia says:
Looks like you've got everything you need but the kitchen sink.

Yeah...that's right. I went there.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:04pm -
Poe says:
duude.... you found the Plumkin! nice find. Are you going to make to the throwdown?
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:40pm -
Pip says:
Isn't a kitchen a room?! I don't understand!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 9:15pm -
Spoony B says:
that's such a cool story. i wish i could say that canadian apartment rental has some weird kookiness to it, but it feels pretty standard to me.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2009 - 9:36pm -
revgoomba says:
Dude... you're making money off kitchens.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 5:35am -
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Whiskerino. fin.