- posted: December 19 @ 7:46am
Some would argue that my lack of participation itself is cause for being shamed. For that, I am truly sorry. I could give the numerous reasons for my shaving this morning and dropping out, but no explanation would salve my conscience, or your sorrow at losing another to the shaven world. I will feel forever shameful, and have failed you, my brethren. But know that my heart is for thee, oh hairy ones! For I have NOT lived up to my name!