- posted: January 13 @ 1:06pm
Almighty Jerry, who gave music and strength to the weak of beard, this is a wondrous thing we call Whiskerino. It allows us to unite with other bearded brethren, see their lives and activities, meet their families, even discover strange "adult toys" on the side of the road with them.
And yet, with each passing day, more bravely bearded men fall and leave this, the greatest of all Whiskerinos.
The mere thought of loosing them is making me so depressed, I could eat a whole pint of your delicious ice cream.