Whiskerino 2009

Throwdown details coming together. Please attend!

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  • posted: January 22 @ 8:24am
so when is the throwdown?

Comments

Gavin says:
CLAME for reference.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
michaeljstraub says:
SO
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
pcain says:
so awesome
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
michaeljstraub says:
MUCH
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
michaeljstraub says:
BEARD
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
Jar says:
Good lord man, you have turned into him!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
Le Duncan says:
I want to take a nap inside that beard.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
Andrew says:
HOLY SH... No you didn't.

Yes, you did.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
shularbrau says:
HOLY CRAP.
You took it to far man.

AWESOME.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:25am -
Pip says:
Hey, do you have any more lapel pins?
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:26am -
michaeljstraub says:
ahaha @pcain assist
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:26am -
Jar says:
PS - No way we are rooming together this year. . .
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:26am -
mims attack says:
OH MY GOD
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:26am -
Le Duncan says:
Does this mean you creepily stroke your own beard now?
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:26am -
mims attack says:
this is such a massive win
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:26am -
alijoon says:
oh snap.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:26am -
Daniel says:
Serious beard.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:27am -
jclutch says:
YEE-HAW! badass.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:27am -
mattyc says:
hahhahahhahhhhhhhh
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:28am -
Matthew_Moore says:
PHIL!! HAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:28am -
Tolleson says:
Why did I even bother to post today? This is so glorious!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:28am -
shularbrau says:
TEAM BEARD USA!!!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:28am -
mattyc says:
BEST IMAGE EVER ON THE INTERNETS
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:29am -
mattyc says:
I just can't get over this...I'm still laughing about it.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:29am -
mattyc says:
I'm starting to think you have a crush on him...you had your pin shot earlier....and now this.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:29am -
JamesC says:
hahahah
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:30am -
revgoomba says:
ALWAYS!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:30am -
ThatGuy says:
This is so great. It looks perfect.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:30am -
Yogi Beard says:
Please don't molest my beard.

Fantastic work, I burst into laughter right away.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:31am -
Sir Jellobeard says:
sorry i don't wear flare.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:33am -
jeremiahx says:
wow! just wow! Ok I guess I can say this day is going to be awesome.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:38am -
Jarrett says:
I'm not sure I want to go to the throwdown now.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:38am -
Ploafmaster says:
Oh dang.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:39am -
mynameisjason says:
Somewhere in America, Phil Olsen is overwhelmed with emotion because of this picture.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:45am -
benfrank says:
this is amazing. wow.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:47am -
cary norton says:
Seriously you look just like this guy Byron here in bham. Nice extra tonnage.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:00am -
Katie says:
LOLOLOLOLOL.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:01am -
Katie says:
Oh, God. This is soooo good.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:01am -
brandon says:
Everything about this is amazing.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:01am -
Paragone says:
YES!!! This is amazing. Are you going to stroke everyones beard at the throwdown?
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:07am -
mOtke says:
Wow. You went there. Did you see that? You totally went there.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:19am -
tedford says:
i like this so much i might even let you cop a feel at the Throwdown.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:25am -
robberfly says:
is your beard long enough?
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:31am -
jnonfiction says:
This is so touching.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:31am -
Mason Bernard says:
are you pants on?
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:33am -
Mason Bernard says:
r
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:33am -
Fofe says:
This is so great! You've probably been waiting 2 years for this. King!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:53am -
mackle says:
This all makes sense now. He wasn't stroking YOUR beard, he was stroking his own.

In this particular context, the word "stroking" sounds particularly gruesome
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:54am -
Vanbert says:
i hope you grow your beard that long
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:58am -
EdwardTeach says:
awesome.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:59am -
dizzywizard says:
enhanced well.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:00am -
hale. says:
NOW i would join Beard Team USA.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:06am -
bananaknuckles says:
incredible
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:12am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
El Capitan!! I got super excited when I saw the thumb. Fav'd, my good sir. Fav'd.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:24am -
yourfavorite says:
lol you wish!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:29am -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
This is hilarious. Kingfav'd
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:33am -
Poe says:
KING!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:39am -
Ace says:
Ohmygod.

Your photo is the only one that made me laugh out loud today. If only everyone knew the story behind this photo would they understand how hilarious this is. This is why you are so awesome gavin. I will never forget how he close talked you into a corner so he could cop a feel... and I hope that this incident doesn't happen again for all of our sakes.

KINGED.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:47am -
ZFA says:
yes, i just want to second everything everyone has said so far. this shit is off the hook. king forever.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 11:38am -
zbolin says:
That's amazing...and so lifelike.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 11:56am -
9schwander says:
aw man. brilliant. I just recently lost this guy's card. I carried it my wallet for nearly two years because it gave me such a good chuckle every time I happened upon it again.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:19pm -
9schwander says:
....those chuckles I had when I saw the card can't compete with the terror that this man inflicted at the last throwdown though.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:20pm -
kidstatic says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *sob* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:26pm -
Gavin says:
thanks for the love everyone.

@sirjellobeard that was easily one the best things i heard that weekend.

@paragone no. i promise.

@ace haha, i'm so glad you were there.

@mason of course not
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:28pm -
Birch Beard says:
hopefully no ones tries to come up to you and pet it. haha
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:30pm -
kidstatic says:
SHOPPED!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:36pm -
jonshell says:
YEEEESSSSS. So, so, so, so off-the-chain hilarious. King eternity.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:43pm -
zackle says:
OH MY GOD.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:55pm -
zackle says:
You win just for thinking to do this.
And then there's the perfect execution. Scary.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 12:55pm -
elldub says:
WHERE IS YOUR BEARD AMERICA TEAM PIN?!?!?!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 1:05pm -
sariebell says:
I am so creeped out. I guess that's a win, then!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 1:07pm -
Dschonn says:
This is perfect in every way. Just stay away from my moustache.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 1:27pm -
wondermade says:
Hahahaha

My wife laughed at this two, so you know it's really a winner.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 2:12pm -
shularbrau says:
He gave me a TEAM BEARD USA beer stein in exchange for touching my beard.
True story.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 2:18pm -
Le Duncan says:
I keep coming back to how incredibly seamless this is. Amazing.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 2:43pm -
bear! says:
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 2:44pm -
c dub says:
i have a nice room with two showers. wanna stay at my place?
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 3:31pm -
TheStride says:
@gavin The theme was use photoshop. Not dress up and take a normal picture.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 4:10pm -
Formerly MosesMarion says:
just say it.... you liked it when he touched your beard
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 4:41pm -
mims attack says:
i hate you for thinking of this instead of me
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 7:28pm -
mu says:
this could be you. so perfect and funny as hell!
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 7:29pm -
Presto Beardo says:
I bet that beard is soft to the touch
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:51pm -
Sageish says:
PERFECT!!!! Man, such a nice shop.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 8:55pm -
Noelix says:
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:45pm -
Noelix says:
Oh
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:45pm -
Noelix says:
My
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:45pm -
Noelix says:
God.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:45pm -
Noelix says:
That's fucking hilarious.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:45pm -
Noelix says:
I kinged it but now I'm regretting the possibility that we may have Phelt up the king beard page as a result
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 10:46pm -
Furricane says:
damn so mad i missed this.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2010 - 5:47am -
R E N A U D says:
As Phil Olsen's personal chauffeur at beard events, I approve. I look forward to driving you around Nashville this year.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2010 - 7:57am -
P-Funk says:
awesome clamebute, sir. faved big time!
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2010 - 10:29am -
Dirty Pirate says:
That was great.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2010 - 3:55pm -
Heyzeus says:
I think that is the most comments i have ever scrolled down in order to leave one. Now I don't even want to leave anything else.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2010 - 7:13pm -
Absolutely says:
bbbwbwahahahahha this should have won. this is the first time I saw it.

Posted: Jan 24th, 2010 - 10:53pm -
jonnyblueoval says:
this is too funny! sorry I missed it.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:33pm -
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