Whiskerino 2009

No trimming! No shaping! Embrace the Whiskerino!

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  • posted: January 03 @ 6:58am
What can this strange device be?
When I touch it, it gives me a wound
It's got blades that cut and give pain
What can this thing be that I found?

I can't wait to share this new wonder
The people will all see it's light
Let them all make use of it
The Priests praise my name on this night

Will I dare to use it? What do you think about this strange device, my fellow whiskeroonis?

(Inspired by Rush's song 2112)

Comments

michaeljstraub says:
Get that garbage out of here! No razors. VIVA LA TEAM HOBO!
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 6:59am -
ThatGuy says:
Love the idea and the execution. So great. Now git rid of it. Before it hurts someone.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 7:27am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Is that a frozen Mach 3? KING!
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 8:07am -
Sir Walshington says:
do not give way,
do not fall prey,
throw out the blade,
whiskerino forbade.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 8:23am -
Grown Unknown says:
Very nice... love the prop.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 9:02am -
mynameisjason says:
don't do it.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 9:12am -
Yogi Beard says:
Attention all Faces of the Bearded Federation
Attention all Faces of the Bearded Federation
Attention all Faces of the Bearded Federation
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 9:18am -
Jarrett says:
hahaha this is great!
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 10:38am -
Beard Goggles says:
OK, I need you to slowly put down the foreign object...

and step away.

don't worry...

please, put it down... and STEP AWAY!

every thing's going to be fine.

just please put it down...
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 10:53am -
folliclejuju says:
that is just cold...did you really freeze a razor?
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 11:06am -
Grower&Shower says:
Put that back in the cryogenic freezer until (at least) March!
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 11:26am -
dizzywizard says:
an Ice Age relic.. archaic
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 12:56pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
burn it...
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 1:36pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
King'd for the facial bandage alone.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 3:12pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
facial bandage? I meant facial expression and then looked at the bandage... oops. typos
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 3:13pm -
yourfavorite says:
such a prehistoric device. The Modern man lets it grow.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 8:02pm -
jeremiahx says:
PUT. IT. DOWN.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 8:36pm -
Taylor says:
haha... great deterrent.
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 9:40pm -
mc sauce says:
there is no reason to be holding that. place down the shaving device and walk away
Posted: Jan 3rd, 2010 - 9:43pm -
brandon says:
I hope this stays frozen for 2 more months.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 3:09am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
Put it back in the freezer.
Posted: Feb 22nd, 2010 - 6:05am -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.