- posted: February 16 @ 9:51am
As the battle with BeardNet ramped up it was soon quite clear to both parties that there would be no compromise. BeardNet had staked out the high ground and was preparing for a mortal strike when, from the North a mounted hero, once a villain, galloped onto the scene. Yes, Snidely Whiplash, using dark trade he had mastered through years of battle against the RCMP, made short work of BeardNet. Thank you Snidely! As a token of my appreciation for saving my life please accept my beard clippings and this mustache in your honor! I present to you The Snidely!
On a more serious note, my Whiskerino man friends, it has been more than a pleasure. It warms my bearded little heart to know there are so many beardos in the world. I'm saddened that this in the last year (for now?) of Whiskerino. Mackle, you've done well. Thank you for your sacrifices and efforts. Farewell my bearded brothers. Farewell.