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posted: January 12 @ 6:42pm

our nightly family bath.

jason says:: ozzy is gonna love this...brief nudity ftw!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:43pm - ∞

Pursuit of Hirsute says:: Too . . . many . . . jokes!!!!!

OK, just one.

Did you give her that pearl necklace?
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:44pm - ∞

specialshoes says:: holy good god! this is rad and potentially questionable...but first and foremost...

RAD!!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:45pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: @Pursuitofhirsute nailed it!

and that cat looks PISSED
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:45pm - ∞

dizzywizard says:: Wow. That's on the edge. I have to King this!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:46pm - ∞

zackle says:: If your lady escaped this scenario sans cat scratches all over her back, I'll be impressed.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:47pm - ∞

shularbrau says:: WOW!
I love 1/2 of this and wish the other have was censored!

You are obviously a very a crazy man with a very patient and hilarious woman.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:47pm - ∞

zackle says:: Also, this would be like 110% more family friendly if you were six inches lower into the tub.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:48pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: I forgot to say Kingfaved
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:49pm - ∞

jason says:: oh...and what @johnnyrebellious said
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:50pm - ∞

Andrew says:: hahahahaha I'm kinging and faving this

some serious laughs.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:52pm - ∞

Jarrett says:: This is completely amazing. So good!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:52pm - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: do you always wear a hat when you take your bath?
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:53pm - ∞

Katie says:: Um, cats don't like baths; watch your wiener.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:53pm - ∞

pcain says:: I would say keep it classy but there is a wine glass and a pearl necklace so I guess you are good!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:55pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: I'm kinging this with a wistful, bittersweet king. Because how can it possibly last?
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:55pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Also, wine was evidently involved.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:56pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: And you have your hat on.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:56pm - ∞

Zach says:: i hope/doubt this will still be up in the morning! king!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 6:58pm - ∞

Moses Marion says:: oh my
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:00pm - ∞

llIllIIIIII says:: This is really classy, in some strange way. I dig it.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:01pm - ∞

gragaband says:: Keep it Classy.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:02pm - ∞

Tolleson says:: I wanna see 30 seconds after this shot was taken…

I say it's some good clean fun.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:05pm - ∞

aaron b says:: I think @zackle nailed it. I was thinking the exact same thing.

It is totally awesome that your lady was willing to help you with this. She is fabulous.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:05pm - ∞

Ace says:: hmmm... suggestive.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:07pm - ∞

Ace says:: oh wait youre wearing a hat and shes wearing pearls so you arent naked thats good.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:08pm - ∞

mOtke says:: It was a normal evening in the Teach Household. Mrs. Teach sipped on the finest of Cabernet's, her eyes glued to the robot sitting in the corner, watching her drink the delectable grape. Mr. Teach was communing with nature, wrestling with the kitten as to who would be able to use the remote control that evening for some tv machine fun. The bubbles did their bit as well.

Everyone came out clean in the whole matter.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:08pm - ∞

runningantelope says:: @ozzynelson where you at, you're slackin man!

@pcain good point!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:09pm - ∞

Gavin says:: "babe. seriously you'll be covered in bubbles. it's the internet what could happen?"

"let me just hold the cat.....wait.....shit....... holy Fu@K.... it's freakin out !!! put down your wine and help woman."

*closed captioning brought to you by Gavin
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:11pm - ∞

jason says:: @gavin nailed it!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:14pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: Why do I feel like I should be paying $9.95 a month for this?
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:17pm - ∞

jclutch says:: Questionable or not, this is awesome- just the fact you held a cat over a bath, while naked- is the ballsiest thing ever!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:19pm - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: She's going to need a lot more wine to get through this.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:21pm - ∞

mynameisjason says:: hahahaha! these comments are amazing.

(the picture is equally amazing for gutsiness and insanity)
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:23pm - ∞

folliclejuju says:: you're doing it wrong
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:41pm - ∞

TheStride says:: W T F.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:43pm - ∞

Welfare Fun says:: wow. i mean. umm. wow. im just amazed and intrigued. you're REALLy high up in that tub. ha. i just can't... wow!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:47pm - ∞

mackle says:: 1) Super awesome photo.. my gut reaction is to give you kudos whole heartedly

2) The curator in my has to echo @zackle's statement: "this would be like 110% more family friendly if you were six inches lower into the tub. "

3) Imagine browsing this site with someone's conservative Grandma or, potentially, Boss? How would they react to this? As I have said, I love the image.. but The Curator in me has to point out that you're breaching the line a bit much here. I HATE that it's that way but there are reasons for it.

4) Not asking you to replace.. not at all. Just posting here to let people know, this is just a BIT over the line. It's sexy (which, Lord knows, Whiskerino needs more of), fun, amusing and superbly done.. but does raise a tiny eyebrow in the part of me that tries to keep this thing accessible to everyone.

5) Seriously.. love it.. but I'm doing my job ya know?
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:52pm - ∞

[j.kent.r] says:: You know that is a sweet looking bathtub. old school style.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:56pm - ∞

Chad Pugh says:: @mackle always refers to his penis as an eyebrow, fyi.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:57pm - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: I made a joke early today to my girlfriend about a bubble bath picture

I can't stop laughing
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 7:59pm - ∞

zackle says:: In line with @mackle's thinking... Imagine browsing this site YOUR Grandma. Ooh la la.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:03pm - ∞

Mok the Todd says:: ah, so many wonderful jokes that i will not make. all respects to @mackle
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:08pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: hmmm
this is very awesome, but I will agree that you need more bubbles on your bare ass. on the other hand, she looks hot as hell.

Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:10pm - ∞

Beard Goggles says:: Naked ladies on Whiskerino!?!?

Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:12pm - ∞

monkey boy says:: Good GOD! You lucky bastard. I LOVE baths, bubbles, women, wine, and that hat!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:15pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: @chadpugh with MVC
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:17pm - ∞

benfrank says:: best!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:27pm - ∞

brandon says:: Must. Avoid. Cheap. Laughs.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:35pm - ∞

whipticker says:: so glad I didn't miss this. great job, man.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:37pm - ∞

miguelito says:: bubble bewbs!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:39pm - ∞

WHERE THERES A WILL THERES A BEARD says:: if you were flipping the camera off it would be over the line
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 8:42pm - ∞

Dirty Pirate says:: Thank goodness you got that hat on.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 9:03pm - ∞

Kevin! says:: Classy as hell.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 9:21pm - ∞

LG3 says:: wow... i feel like i should send you one for free.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 9:32pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: im gonna wear my hat int' tub from now on, superbo!
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 10:01pm - ∞

brandon says:: Can @mackle censor this with a black bar over his rear once it wins King? :)
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 10:08pm - ∞

bananaknuckles says:: im not sure if i laughed harder at the picture or the comments. i would love to have heard the conversation between the two of you where grabbing the cat sounded like a good idea.
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 10:24pm - ∞

bananaknuckles says:: oh double honors sir
Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 10:24pm - ∞

hale. says:: Mrs. Teach finally gave Team Shirtless the respect and validation they've been dying for.

eh, risque, whatever. it's a super cute photo, humorous and tastefully sexy. and it has a cat, in a bathtub. win win, all around.

Posted: Jan 12th, 2010 - 10:26pm - ∞

revgoomba says:: My most favourite ever. @Mackle, my eyebrow raised a tiny bit too. Ha ah!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 12:12am - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: thanks for the comments everyone. and thanks @mackle for being a superlative curator.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 2:52am - ∞

SoulGlo1976 says:: Around round excellence. The lady is El Scorcho!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 4:05am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Best. Comments. Ever.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 6:01am - ∞

James A. Polk says:: great pic. please keep it!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 9:02am - ∞

Pip says:: I'm just seeing this.

DAMN!!!!!!

Love it.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:39pm - ∞

Pip says:: ALSO, eyebrow raised.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:43pm - ∞

stephen says:: i am speechless.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:56pm - ∞

Karl says:: i am in full support of this.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:01am - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

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