Whiskerino 2009

No trimming! No shaping! Embrace the Whiskerino!

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  • posted: December 13 @ 11:55am
My first (largely unsuccessful, I thought) attempt at using moustache wax to "train" the hairs to the side that now grow straight down over my lip. I HATE THAT; the walrus effect only works for me in respect to my girth, not my moustache. I was singing at church this morning, and wanted to neaten the upper lip a bit and for it not to bug and distract me. This must be an acquired skill, I felt like I used a quarter of the tube and still it didn't work as well as I thought it should have....I kept having to smooth them back into place.

And women think they have issues with THEIR hair.


chance says:
That last line is hilarious! haha. And so true...
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 11:57am -
mu says:
woa man you gotta beard there!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 11:58am -
mattyc says:
Dude...your beard is at least twice as long as mine is.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:00pm -
Trey says:
That's a heck of a beard.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:00pm -
brandon says:
Which wax are you using? The secret is to warm your beard with a hairdryer first, then apply the wax in as few strokes as possible, and the use the dryer to "set it" quickly. You shouldn't be using very much wax at all, just a dab -- too much will make it sticky and gunky.

Also, your beard is insane.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:12pm -
Moses Marion says:
that's good advice... gnarly beard!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:19pm -
Douggal says:
Thanks, @brandon, that's just the type of advice I needed. "Sticky and gunky" pretty much describes how it feels right now. It's been 15 years since I used a hair dryer, hope I saved my old one...
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:22pm -
Yogi Beard says:
I am far too captivated by your beard to post a decent comment.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:25pm -
jason says:
did your wax come with the tiny comb/brush? it helps! crazy growth btw.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:51pm -
jason says:
also, just brush it into the hairs right above your lip, not the whole stache!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 12:52pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Sea Captain!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:10pm -
Patchy Stache says:
I have great sympathy for you...and I am in awe of your beard. I hope you are able to tame it at some point...or simply choose to let it run free!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:28pm -
k_bone says:
I've used the wax here and there. This photo is great.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:33pm -
Freshie says:
this beard is the definition of scruff
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:38pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
mabe you just need practise with the wax?
or a differentbrand? :)
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:47pm -
Douggal says:
@Freshie, I agree. It's hard to tame the gray, and it whorls around every which way. @Ula O cealleigh, I'm using Clubman...anyone have any recommendations? @Jason, appreciate the tips..it did come with a little brush that was helpful.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:23pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
I tried to use Clubman's back in Moustache May this year and HATED IT! I couldn't ever get it to work, with our without the brush. I think there has to be something better. There's recipes to make your own that I've seen online, which I'm probably going to try my hand at once my growth gets to that point. You on the other hand are already there...your growth is insane!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:54pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Considering wax myself but my beard isn't even CLOSE to as monsterous as yours. Wowzers!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 4:20pm -
whiskerbert says:
sweet facial hair! so thick and manly…
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 6:32pm -
Pip says:
Cool. Keep working and let us know what works best.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 6:38pm -
whipticker says:
that beard is gnarly, man. i'm jealous.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 6:56pm -
BryanHunter says:
Wild beard! Thanks for sharing your struggle. I was about to try to find some wax this week and would have hit the same difficulties.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 7:20pm -
Taylor says:
incredible beard...
I also hate the straight mustache... I'll be looking forward to learning from your mistakes... seeing that I'm a ways off from you.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 8:25pm -
KnoxAndy says:
great growth, sir. good luck on figuring out the waxing situation.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 11:16pm -
Just Jamey says:
This is pretty awesome. You're like a wooly mammoth. But just on your face.
Posted: Dec 14th, 2009 - 12:15am -
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Whiskerino. fin.