Whiskerino 2009

Ongoing Challenge: Comment on as many users as possible.

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  • posted: February 27 @ 12:12am
This is dedicated to @soulglo1976 who gave me the idea....which is Captain Spaulding.

I would also like to thank my makeup artist, ErinD.


Katie says:
Holy shit. Mind = BLOWN. This is scary as hell. Can't decide if you should be kinged or sent back to hell.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:13am -
Katie says:
(Because clowns are from hell.)
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:14am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
THis is really really good. I knew who you were from the thumb. Awesome.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:14am -
c dub says:
wow! you just got off the exit at awesometown. or was it crazy town? makes me think you drive that crazy ice cream truck in Twisted Metal
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:16am -
Noelix says:
Crazy metal
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:17am -
Boaz says:
super scurry! ...and super beard!!!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:39am -
kidstatic says:
this is creepy as f#$%.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 1:02am -
jason says:
super creepy...nice.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 2:04am -
jnonfiction says:
@cdub it was Crazy Awesome Town
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 3:11am -
Presto Beardo says:
you nailed it! I love this guy. kinged and faved
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:04am -
ThatGuy says:
Dude, you look 9 kinds of crazy in this picture, which if I'm doing the math right makes you 12 times kingworthy. But I'm not sure about that because of some rounding of numbers when I took the cosine. I'll recheck my math.

nevermind. I'll just kingfave it now.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:25am -
keifel is curled up in a corner, because of previous clown trauma.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:33am -
mOtke says:
In an act of simple brutality, the clown rose from the bath tub, eating the family and their pets. This is not the same clown. Well, sort of. This clown's beard is filled with french fries. Invisible, already eaten french fries that go great in milk. This clown wants to give you a hug. A deadly hug.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:26am -
revgoomba says:
Terrifyingly brilliant... I knew you looked familiar!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:36am -
Robfrenzy says:
this is perfect yet terrifying.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:49am -
David W. says:
My eyes!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:49am -
zackle says:
Rob Zombie himself probably couldn't tell the difference. Well, aside from the fact that your beard is OUT OF CONTROL.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:59am -
dragnlo says:
haha, nice I like it
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:16am -
Ploafmaster says:
I'm terrified. But this is pure greatness.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:29am -
kinetek says:
holy crap man!!!

scared the crap outta me.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:42am -
KC says:
You wonderfully creepy bastard! King'd all day LONG!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:43am -
Sir Walshington says:
wooooow, you really do look like him. this is amazing.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:50am -
R E N A U D says:
i am turning off the internet for a while.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:52am -
aaron b says:
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:52am -
SoulGlo1976 says:

I'm a genius. And, you executed this brilliantly.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:53am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
You nailed the SHIT outta this. I feel like a proud papa.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:59am -
sariebell says:
I hope someday I can wipe this away from my mind's eye.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:18am -
Furricane says:
man, I was hoping you'd go through with this. SO glad you did.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:26am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
Havent seen the original but this is unbeliably AWESOME!!!!!
kinda scary in a good way!! totaly impressed by the make up in this!! its looks astounding!!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:26am -
revgoomba says:
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:29am -
EdwardTeach says:
so creepy.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:30am -
Dirty Pirate says:
@soulglo1976 haha, glad i could live up to the expectations.

@ulaocealleigh if you want to look at the original, click on the Captain Spaulding link in the caption or CLAME.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:38am -
tedford says:
this is going to be resurfacing in my nightmares for weeks.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 7:45am -
Fledgling Brewer says:
Yeah, Whiskerino may be ending tomorrow but this one will stick with me for eternity. Thank god my son didn't see this.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 8:27am -
mercantilever says:
for the love of pete juggalo.

someone got tickets to the ICP concert!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:02am -
Grower&Shower says:
I dare you to go to Chuck-E-Cheese like this. Brilliant. Kingfaved.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:13am -
Yogi Beard says:
Bowel voidingly terrifying.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:21am -
mattyc says:
this is insanely creepy
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:58am -
Patrick says:
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 10:43am -
specialshoes says:
you ARE Capt. Spaulding! seriously creepy...
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:05pm -
Dante says:
oh dude! this makes me scared.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 12:06pm -
Voltron says:
Is that a Texas Rangers Dairy Queen batting helmet???
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 1:09pm -
shularbrau says:
I did not think it was possible to make your beard look more insane.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 2:15pm -
Dschonn says:
At last we are to meet him,
The famous Captain Spaulding.
From climates hot and scalding,
The Captain has arrived.

Most heartily we'll greet him,
With plain and fancy cheering.
Until he's hard of hearing.
The Captain has arrived.
At last - The Captain has arrived.

Mr. Horatio W. Jamison, Field Secretary to Captain Spaulding.

I represent the Captain who insists on my informing you of these conditions under
which he camps here.
In one thing he is very strict, he wants his women young and picked and as for men,
he won't have any tramps here.

As for men he won't have any tramps here,
There must be no tramps.

The men must all be very old,
The women warm, the champagne cold.
It's under these conditions that he camps here.

(Voice off Screen)
I'm announcing Captain Jeffery Spaulding.

He's announcing Captain Jeffery Spaulding,

Oh dear, he is coming,
At last he's here.

Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going.
I'm glad I came, but just the same I must be going.
La La.

(Mrs. Rittenhouse)
For my sake you must stay.
If you should go away,
You'd spoil this party I am throwing.

I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer thru,
But I am telling you,
I must be going.

Before you go,
Will you oblige us,
And tell us of your deeds so glowing?

I'll do anything you say,
In fact I'll even stay!


But I must be going.

There's something that I'd like to say,
That he's too modest to relay.
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.

This fact I emphasize with stress,
I never take a drink unless - Somebody's buying.

The Captain is a very moral man.

If he hears anything obscene, He'll naturally repel it.

I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who -
Knows how to tell it.

The Captain is a very moral man.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.

Did someone call me Shnorrer?

Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts.

If I stay here I'll go nuts.

Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.
He put all his reliance, In courage and defiance,
And risked his life for science.

Hey, hey.

(Mrs. Rittenhouse)
You are the only white man to cover every acre.

I think I'll try and make her.

Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.
He put all his reliance, In courage and defiance,
And risked his life for science.

Hey, hey.

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame
And that is why we say, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

(Spaulding attempts to speak)
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion and I want
you to know.........

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame
And that is why we say, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray.

My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion and I want
you to know.........

Hooray for Captain Spaulding, The African big hero.....

Well, somebody's got to do it!

Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 2:38pm -
dizzywizard says:
hahahaha.. this is great. clowns are great!!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 4:33pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
WHOA!!! This is amazing!!!! Kinged!
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 5:00pm -
Richmond Red says:
Oh dear.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:06pm -
Kevin! says:
That's awesome. Devil's Rejects is my favorite horror movie.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:10pm -
TheStride says:
Oh sweet everything.....
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 6:41pm -
El Barbudo says:
I think you're even more terrifying.
Posted: Feb 27th, 2010 - 9:02pm -
Just Jamey says:
Is that one of those old Baskin Robbins icecream hats?
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 12:24am -
Dirty Pirate says:
@soulglo1976 no king, but im glad you liked it.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 12:30am -
Dirty Pirate says:
@voltron @justjamey Pretty sure I got it at the Rangers game and there was definitely ice cream in it.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 12:32am -
Army of Whiskers says:
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 12:41am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
A valiant effort!
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 6:56am -
mackle says:
hahah.. this looks so insane and turned out PERFECTLY
Posted: Feb 28th, 2010 - 5:21pm -
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