Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 21 @ 7:56am
Merry F*ckin' Christmas

From the Jersey F*ckin' Shore!

Comments

Brian says:
Merry F*ckin' Christmas to you too!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 7:56am -
Davis says:
The second in our series of ongoing north eastern stereotyped portraits.

CLAME for the first, the Upper East Siders.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 7:57am -
Andrew says:
ahahaha that hat lampshade fits right in with the leopard. I am KINGfaving this.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 7:57am -
Jar says:
Hahaha! Perfect.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 7:58am -
mrpbody33 says:
Do some Jager bombs for me! Merry F*ckin' Xmas!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 7:59am -
Presto Beardo says:
What eva you do, don't mess with my hair!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:07am -
mu says:
get outttaaa heeere... with ya' beard growins self.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:11am -
falfa says:
Needs more gold chains.

Also, I assume Ozzy is at work?
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:16am -
wondermade says:
effing awesome
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:18am -
Beardwinner says:
This is fantastic! Kingfav'd fo sho.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:18am -
Pip says:
I'm really vibing with this photo.

I just faved the shit out of you guys.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:19am -
MarkyMadBeard says:
Baha, you've really captured the Jersey-sass here :)
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:20am -
JamesC says:
do a jagerbomb!!!!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:22am -
Spoony B says:
lol. i love it. do canadians next.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:25am -
KnoxAndy says:
there's too many books on that desk for that stereotype picture.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:26am -
KnoxAndy says:
kingfav'd, btw.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:27am -
mims attack says:
what did you just say to me? do you want a piece of this??
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:27am -
Ploafmaster says:
Part of my Jersey heritage is bothered by this, but I still can't help faving it anyway.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:30am -
Davis says:
@ploafmaster - no harm intended. i'd laugh just as much as someone dressing up like rednecks from tennessee or cowboys from texas.

plus, i look great in gold chains. i couldn't help it.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:43am -
whipticker says:
I'm intimidated.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:46am -
Owen says:
ditto Falfa
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:47am -
XscatteredshowersX says:
u aint pullin' punches wif this pic
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:52am -
shularbrau says:
i'd hang this christmas above my mantle.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:55am -
jnonfiction says:
I don't understand.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:58am -
Ploafmaster says:
@davis : I should have been clearer - I'm not offended - it's probably just the reflexive reaction along the same lines as when people say "Joisey".

Besides, this is a hilarious shot.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:03am -
Romeotomeo says:
i love that the lampshade works perfectly in both pictures.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:03am -
mattyc says:
I've only seen 5 minutes of this show and that's enough to know that it's simultaneously the best and worst show that has ever existed.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:21am -
mattyc says:
also i feel like your lady isn't quite glammed out enough for the shot.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:22am -
Jarrett says:
Uhhhhh....
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:25am -
ben says:
this is great...you and your wife look fabulous.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:28am -
BURNEY says:
hahaha.. sweet.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:28am -
benfrank says:
WIN!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:34am -
ThatGuy says:
Hilarious. I can't wait to show this to my Jersey native girlfriend.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:35am -
mackle says:
"plus, i look great in gold chains."
hahahahaha

SO AWESOME
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:47am -
flainez says:
Badass!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:08am -
jason says:
nicely done, especially the poses...my boss sent me xmas card this year with family photo collage, but instead of merry xmas it says go fuck yourself.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:09am -
Dante says:
where's the giant italian flag on the wall?
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:24am -
sariebell says:
I've not seen the show, but I'm diggin your vibe! Merry Effin Xmas ---- oh!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:28am -
jason says:
btw...this is a king shot!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:31am -
Davis says:
i wasn't going to post it here (thought it's on my blog), but here's the real christmas card version of the photo. thanks for the kind words, my wife set this up.

merry christmas everybody.

@jason - that sounds incredible.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:33am -
Davis says:
erk... clame.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:33am -
c dub says:
Hah!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:34am -
Jamie Dubs says:
I'm not here to fall in love
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 10:40am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
KING GUIDO!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 11:00am -
BamaBuckeye says:
if i had a christmas card to send it would be this one, bravo
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 11:32am -
Mat Wiseman says:
So, you're telling me this isn't really you? Sigh.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 11:33am -
Davis says:
@matwiseman - this wiseguy might be making a few more appearances. we'll see.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 11:47am -
revgoomba says:
I love the shirt and jacket.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 11:57am -
Andrew says:
ha I just saw your IT Crowd clip on your tumblog. Love that show. Clame for more of Moss & soccer
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 12:04pm -
Just Jamey says:
Well eff.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 12:12pm -
Daniel says:
The ratio of chest hair to leopard print is perfect.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 12:27pm -
KimJongIllness says:
Well Merry f*ckin' Christmas to you, too! Now get me a f*ckin' cannoli before my head explodes!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 12:31pm -
North Beard South says:
F*cknKing'd
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 12:36pm -
tedford says:
nice Christmas sweater.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 1:16pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
Davis you are one of my heros ever since i saw you demo how to rock star wars toys correctly :)

& still you teach me what it is to be awesome without even trying. :)
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 1:59pm -
Ned Kelly says:
cheers!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 2:18pm -
David W. says:
Don't beat me up, man. I'm scared of you!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 3:20pm -
Poe says:
hey wiseguy get out a da fuckin street!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 4:05pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
looks like a king to me
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 4:17pm -
Patchy Stache says:
Hahaha so amazing. The facial expressions nail it down.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 6:00pm -
keifel says:
this is amazing. instafav.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 6:11pm -
runningantelope says:
happy f*ckin new year, jackass
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 6:21pm -
zackle says:
Fist pump!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 6:34pm -
Yogi Beard says:
Dat's right! Know whatta mean?
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 6:35pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
that is some awesome F*ckin' cleavage.
thanks
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 6:45pm -
Davis says:
@ozzynelson - amanda was waiting for your comment. hah!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 7:57pm -
Ace says:
/LIPS

also, i just watched that show on mtv for the first time yesterday. i stopped watching after about 5 minutes.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:02pm -
ben says:
this made me watch an episode of jersey shore...not sure whether to thank you or be upset.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:04pm -
elldub says:
this gets a revved up fist pump all the way.
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:32pm -
Taylor says:
yes!
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 9:55pm -
hankbobs says:
This is great work. And you won the king you also earned yesterday! nice work
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009 - 12:02am -
brandon says:
Tomorrow, rip those sleeves off and take us to the gun show.
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009 - 3:38am -
Thommy says:
"If you're not hitting the gym for like an hour or so, then you may have a problem. Because I'm at the gym for an hour and a half, you know, working on my fitness"
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009 - 5:43am -
Tolleson says:
This week has absolutely robbed me of checking more on this site! It's a travesty I missed this, but it definitely deserved KING.

God, this is funny!
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009 - 8:19am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
yes!
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009 - 9:37am -
Rolf Bastard says:
congrats Davis, well deserved.
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009 - 11:55am -
rnnbrwn says:
Congrats on the King. Love this pic.
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009 - 12:19pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.