Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 04 @ 11:37am
Ok, so get this.

Every Wednesday after school I go to my 4-H meeting and show the group leaders who's boss. This week, my mom got stuck working late so I had to ask my big loser jerk step-dad to drive me.
Of course, since he's a total ignorant piece of lame garbage, he said "If you don't feel like working and buying a car, you're going to have to work to ride in mine." Like they're even related, idiot!

Then he made me rake all the leaves behind the shed-where NO ONE EVER SEES- until I had blisters and my hands got all dry.

THEN I went inside to tell him I was done so he could take me to my meeting, and crapface told me I had to do the front yard too. Now I have like 6 minutes to rake 23144 million leaves.

I'm never going to make the 4-H Aggie All-Stars now.

Thanks butt-head.

Comments

Matty O says:
You ought to drop kick that guy
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:39am -
damnweather says:
you are a genius
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:39am -
Brian says:
Nice shirt ... and hat
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:41am -
wiseacre says:
you are ... king
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:43am -
themightyjones says:
It wasn't hauling around the corpses that bothered me. I just hated the leaves, because bloody leaves are stickier than normal leaves.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:44am -
jonshell says:
this has got to be the best part of my day.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:46am -
jnonfiction says:
You make me cry. With happiness.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:47am -
Shotgun Willie says:
jerk
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:50am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
You deserved the crown for that story alone. Great shot -- I love everything about this.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 11:54am -
The Bandito says:
I bet you have some prize goats in that shed.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:00pm -
Barefoot says:
win.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:01pm -
mattmarch says:
That's just too many leaves for a young man with no beard.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:01pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
that shirt is badass!!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:04pm -
mattyc says:
What a jerk man.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:05pm -
Mat Wiseman says:
Oh man, this is perfect. Shirt, hat, expression, caption... good job!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:12pm -
mackle says:
why are you using a wheelbarrow to rake leaves!?
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:16pm -
Andrew says:
sorry about your step-dad. that's way to many leaves for one person to rake
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:20pm -
Davis says:
i somehow missed almost all of your photos last time, realizing far too late that these were all killer. i will not make that mistake again. not at all.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:22pm -
Danimal says:
rake them into the wheelbarrow, walk them to the crippled nextdoor-neighbor's yard.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:23pm -
doubles says:
love the shirt
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:31pm -
J-Ho says:
100% awesome
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:31pm -
Caronna says:
if this were an ugly shirt contest you would hands down kick some ass.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:35pm -
shularbrau says:
what a crapface
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:36pm -
ty says:
love this!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:37pm -
Pursuit of Hirsute says:
There are so many layers of complexity to your oddballitude. Please continue to peel back fresh awesomeness.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 1:09pm -
wondermade says:
So genius that it hurts.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 1:57pm -
Ned Kelly says:
Im starting to like your step-dad.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 2:32pm -
hale. says:
you have two wheelbarrows??








so do i. this is great.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 2:37pm -
brobro says:
keep up the good work danimal
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 3:07pm -
Dschonn says:
Is there any other kind of barrow besides a wheel barrow?
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 3:12pm -
sariebell says:
That jack hole made you do yard work in your killer halloween costume? What a loser.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 3:30pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Victorious!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 3:34pm -
iamaaronmartin says:
Loving the sweater.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 3:45pm -
KC says:
Well done, man! Love it!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 4:30pm -
Daniel Wilkerson says:
i like friends!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 4:35pm -
Flotsam & Beardsam says:
We're all having so much fun together!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 5:11pm -
yourfavorite says:
brilliant photo crapface!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 5:20pm -
jmathiasxiii says:
Dear Daniel,

Thank you.

Sincerely, James.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 5:20pm -
Poe says:
you won me over with the shirt. nice find - great narrative.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 7:14pm -
brandon says:
Oh look, another favorited shot by Danimal.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 7:24pm -
Gavin says:
you have my vote for king, but then again you always have.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 8:49pm -
Matty O says:
I'm going to try and do some funny things like you. It's too funny not to try.

And then I'll fail.

But at least I'll try.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 8:58pm -
GrizzlyDex says:
omg
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 9:01pm -
Welfare Fun says:
favorite. a wheel barrow and a sombrero and a budding beard? favorite. no question.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 10:03pm -
Le Duncan says:
I just got back from out of town, so I haven't had a chance to graze the goodies of this years beards. NOW its a Whiskerino.
Posted: Nov 5th, 2009 - 6:37am -
David Knapp says:
Yes! you are back!
Posted: Nov 5th, 2009 - 7:45am -
damnweather says:
why no posts the last few days? grounded with no internet?
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 4:58pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.