Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 03 @ 6:23pm
to the jerkosaurus-rex's in the yearbook staff who decided not to let me know UNTIL HOMEROOM THIS MORNING that today was picture day: thanks for making me look like a TOTAL IDIOT for the rest of the year and infinity after that. i was planning ALL FREAKING YEAR to wear my new authentic japanese gi with my purple obi, but now i'm stuck looking like some kind of wimp that can't handle himself in a death match.

NOT ONLY THAT, but the dumb idiot loser photographer kept telling me "hold your smile hold your smile hold your smile" until i felt like my lips were going to rip or set one fire. then, the SECOND i let my face relax so it wouldnt get stuck, the piece of crap takes my picture and says i have to pay $15 more for a retake.... like i'm going to pay him more money to make me look like a geek when i could be buying yu-gi-oh boosters instead.

no one's going to want to be my date for snow ball now. AWESOME.

Comments

Gavin says:
you have no idea how much i missed these.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:26pm -
Sir Walshington says:
great sweater. cosby would be jealous.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:27pm -
ThatGuy says:
Hilarious. looking at the thumb nail it looked like you were practicing kissing in the mirror.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:29pm -
Grower&Shower says:
This is one for the ladies, for sure.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:30pm -
Barefoot says:
I am jealous of everything about this picture. Don't be pissed, well maybe at the photographer for being a tool.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:31pm -
jnonfiction says:
you have even more no idea how much i missed these.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:32pm -
jnonfiction says:
*no* idea. some people drink scotch to wind down, but not me. i read your captions.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:33pm -
david.bean says:
Wake up!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:36pm -
bear! says:
wait a minute... arent you technically the photographer?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:37pm -
Pursuit of Hirsute says:
Did you borrow that sweater from Kip Dynamite?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:44pm -
mattyc says:
I hate that jerkasoaurus rex.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:52pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
kinged.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:59pm -
jmathiasxiii says:
Dear Daniel,

Never quit.

Sincerely, James.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 7:16pm -
yourfavorite says:
I don't think you understand how much I love this.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 7:31pm -
brobro says:
rocks!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 7:39pm -
Matty O says:
FINE! I'll buy some Jell-O.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:08pm -
Moses Marion says:
oh the memories of hand me down sweaters
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:22pm -
Dschonn says:
You are inspired and I like it. Keep it up.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:31pm -
S. P. Dinsmoor says:
so, so good.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:35pm -
Daniel Wilkerson says:
makes me feel like I need to go study math. or knitting.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:36pm -
ty says:
caption king.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:41pm -
drennon says:
Deliciously pensive.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:44pm -
Noelix says:
I like this.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:45pm -
wondermade says:
Theme king
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:51pm -
os mutante says:
YES
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:54pm -
mackle says:
oh man.. i didnt even see you until this very moment and it improved my day by 300%
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:22pm -
ben says:
the soft hair is awesome.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:35pm -
Furricane says:
i _actually_ laughed out loud
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:49pm -
keifel says:
i though the av club was in charge of taking the photos
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 11:44pm -
Absolutely says:
love the sweaters. love the glasses. love the face. you sir were missed.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 12:41am -
shularbrau says:
your captions are my favorite part of whiskerino.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 4:55am -
tedford says:
this just made my morning. thank you
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 6:07am -
elldub says:
you're one of my favorite all-time Whiskerinoer's
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 8:09am -
Andrew says:
oh man this is splendid. +fav
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 8:10am -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
i may be but your beard will be full and strong. i can only manage the abe lincoln beard. your pics are awesome by the way
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 8:33am -
jonshell says:
i'm pretty sure i'm going to fav every one of your photos this year. missed it so much.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 10:17am -
Sir Walshington says:
Seriously, Bernoulli is rolling over in his grave.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 10:28am -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.