Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 12 @ 6:52pm
scared and alone


Gavin says:
relax. there is plenty of the AXE you came to buy right there over your left shoulder.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 6:53pm -
Twisted Sistare says:
That's how I feel in the grocery store, too.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 6:54pm -
mOtke says:
Personally, I use Phoenix Deodorant by Axe. It smells like a candy store trapped inside of a 900 ft giraffe on heroin.

But, you're probably already home.

Next time.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:00pm -
llIllIIIIII says:
@mOtke no offense, but that's hardly a ringing endorsement. For a deodorant, body spray, OR cologne.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:02pm -
mOtke says:
Listen @llIllIIIIII, you should mind your own business. That comment was probably meant for @mattyc or @wiseacre, anyway.

Have you ever taken a whiff of a candy store inside of a giraffe, regardless of his height or drug of choice? I think you'd be surprised.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:11pm -
keifel says:
you're not alone you've got almost 500 bearded brethern
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:14pm -
gfmorris says:
You look like you need a hug.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:23pm -
david.bean says:
If you're near the AXE you should have about a dozen women surrounding you at any moment. That is if the commercials are true.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:24pm -
ForeverinGreen says:
Can you pick me up some C batteries for my flash light?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:31pm -
wiseacre says:
can I AXE you sumpin?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:35pm -
wiseacre says:
wow, that was so lame ...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:35pm -
blankenship says:
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:44pm -
j a t says:
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:09pm -
Matty O says:
you should never feel alone with that ferret on your face...

nice growth!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:11pm -
hale. says:
of course you're scared. you have wandered out of your house.

you never leave your house.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:17pm -
Ace says:
wait... are you in the womens hygiene section? is that why youre scared and alone?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:18pm -
ThatGuy says:
That growth is mega-impressive. Now get out of there before you end up on the shaving isle.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:33pm -
KC says:
Damn, man...it may be the color of your beard, but it's already looking serious.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:38pm -
GrowWithTheFlow says:
Outrageous beardage!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:55pm -
bananaknuckles says:
i always try to stay away from the store. fine beard sir.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:59pm -
whiskerbert says:
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:09pm -
hope says:
please get back in the DeLorean and come back to this year. The beard is a dead give away.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:22pm -
Absolutely says:
i almost forgot how badass your beard is, was, and will be.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:55pm -
jeremyricketts says:
My beadling cowers in the shadow of your beard.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:06pm -
jeremyricketts says:
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:06pm -
llIllIIIIII says:
@mOtke apologies, my comment was made in jest. It sounds kind of crazy intense, and I suspect there's an inside joke I'm not in on, which is why I made the joke with you. Regardless, that sounds like a crazy intense set of smells. How would you break it down more acutely?

@damnweather can I borrow some of your testosterone?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:06pm -
elclinto says:
damn. your beard groweth.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:16pm -
Dschonn says:
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:40pm -
Noelix says:
So far from tacos
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:02pm -
mOtke says:
@llIllIIIIII you don't offend me. @damnweather does with his fierce and unbridled beard. You see, his beard drunk texted me last night around 2am, and it said some pretty horrible things to me.

Example 1: you don't lick tacos.

I think it meant "like" but I don't know that his beard can spell very well. Check this one:

Example 2: youre mom has a beard, funny man. Phoonix is a stupid smell. Turd.

Yeah. Mean.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 4:47am -
jnonfiction says:
Things you didn't know about @damnweather: germaphobe.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 5:14am -
Finn MacCool says:
You are never alone with that monster of a beard on your face.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:55am -
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