Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 15 @ 9:01pm
1) Tiny Elvis sized Mt Dew (actually lip balm)
2) GOD I NEED TO CLIP MY FUCKING FUNKY NAILS (think of a tv-edit of a movie. it makes it funny. in theory. like in the tv edit of Summer School where the girl turns around and says to kirstie ally "It's okay...you can say Bull Chips in here")
3) Me, my friend Rob, and @letranger did some WORK tonight man. For serious. Rob and I are about to rent an office space from @letranger and we decided to strip the floor back to its former glory (vague ron sexsmith reference). This meant executing the following:
3a) moving everything out of the office
3b) removing baseboard moulding
3c) removing a NASTY layer of carpet from the 80s
3d) removing the carpet padding (3d aside: gag at the stuff thats collected under the carpet)
3e) strip out layer one of old tile (70s? 60s?)
3f) strip out layer two of old tile (50s)
3g) work a bit on the asbestos tar layer (more work later for sure)
3h) take a few trips to a local dumpster to offload the crap we ripped out.

4) if you're still reading this, man....go to sleep.
5) make sure to keep growing while sleeping.

Comments

Ace says:
didnt you tweet today about that lip balm? i vaguely remember thinking about soda flavored lip balm.
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 9:05pm -
Vanbert says:
so silly, DO THE DEW
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 9:05pm -
Beardwinner says:
I hope you wore a mask tearing up all that asbestos, I have not heard pleasant things about it.

P.S. You do need to clip your fingernails. Kind of frightening.
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 9:09pm -
cary norton says:
@ace i may have...its borderline likely, actually.
@vanbert im off carbs this week or i'd be tearing one up
@beardwinner we dont officially know there was asbestos, we just sort of assume it. sadly we didnt mask, but we took air breaks. and yes...dont i know it. i forget and then remember at inconvenient times. i'll do it soon. the clippers are on the desk already!
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 9:22pm -
Tolleson says:
Totally want that Dew can!
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 9:24pm -
Karl says:
tiiiiny soda!
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 9:38pm -
cary norton says:
@karl i'll be reading that in the nick-cage-cum-tiny-elvis voice!
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 9:43pm -
Ace says:
you did! CLAME
Posted: Dec 15th, 2009 - 10:32pm -
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