My Bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll saaaay,
Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
This reminds me of a song, but since it's obvious which song it is, and since I don't want the song stuck in my head for the rest of my natural life, I won't sing it.
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