- posted: February 14 @ 7:03pm
There is no shame.
The time has come for me to depart this fine endeavor. I came to realize that my wife really wasn't too into a beard as untamed as I possessed. I also have realized that I do (and should) value her opinion on the matter. So, on the day of love, I have tamed the beast in her honor. For, in truth, no one who walks this planet deserves my honor and respect more than my wife.
I wish you all the best. I have enjoyed my time here and am proud to have participated in an amazing event like this. Many thanks to Mackle for putting it on. He will always have the beard upon which all others are judged.
Farewell and Godspeed.