SPW: "You might not understand this but for a long long time, I have been with out my husband. He grew up studying magic and I fell in love with him as he had become a powerful sorcerer. Uncharacteristically, He was never able to grow a beard. Not one follicle of facial hair would grow on his face and it tortured him. His shame over this matter led him to leave me and I saw him go out a window and I thought he was trying to commit suicide. When I looked out the window he had just vanished.

So out through the window I went but ended up here and my husband is no where to be found. Despite my efforts to find him I never did. So I decided to wait here for my husband to return... and when he does I was going to offer him the largest, longest beard a man could ever have!!. "

Burney: " By taking my beard? "

SPW: " Yours ...and others.... Sure it will be a fake beard but I know it will make him feel more like a powerful wizard. if you just give me your beard you can go home .. I was smart enough to take this potion with me when I went after him. He told me once that no matter where I was, if I drank it. I would go home. However, I refuse to drink it because I refuse to live in the real world without him. Besides, I am almost done with his beard. I just need one more... "

Burney: " Milk? - You have to be kidding and by the way...you are not fit for the real world, lady.. So wait.. I shave my beard and you let me have the potion? "

SPW: " Everyone that shaves goes home "

Burney " OK I'll tell you what I'll give you the beard just... do me a favor and put your mask back on my friends are not going to believe this I want to take a picture with you..."

SPW " put it on? "

Burney: " Yeah just put it back on "