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  • posted: February 13 @ 8:38am
The Whiskernator: Rise of the Shavebot

The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. I wish I could believe that. My name is Bryan Hunter, they tried to shear me before I was born, when I was 13 they tried again. Machines from the future. Whisker-nators. All my life my mother told me the storm was coming, Shavement Day, the beginning of the war between man and machines. Three billion beards would vanish in an instant, and I would lead what was left of the human race to ultimate victory. It hasn't happened, no whiskers fell, shavebots didn't take control, we stopped Shavement Day. I should feel safe, but I don't, so I live off the grid - no phone, no address, no one and nothing can find me. I've erased all connections to the past, but as hard as I try I can't erase shaving creams, my nightmares.

Comments

EdwardTeach says:
What an epic battle.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 8:39am -
EdwardTeach says:
kingfaved.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 8:40am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
hahahaha EPIC!! love the story!!!

this reminds me of the Tin man who thought he did not have a heart.. but all along hedid, he just didnt know it. mabe the machines might grow to love beards in the future :)
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 8:48am -
ben says:
he's got the upper hand
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 8:57am -
El Barbudo says:
You must have some old people medication on you.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:15am -
Ploafmaster says:
Whoamazing.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:24am -
(Another) Rachel says:
awesome.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:39am -
Yogi Beard says:
I knew it! The machines are among us!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:50am -
Grower&Shower says:
Your knee is in prime position to get him in his robot nards!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:50am -
Robfrenzy says:
fight that crazy thing off! PUNCH IT!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 10:56am -
mattyc says:
hahah. this is EPC
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 11:24am -
mattyc says:
*EPIC
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 11:24am -
HiImTerry says:
I’m hitting up all of the members of Team #Nashville to try and pimp a ride for @revgoomba and @johnatcollege down to Lynchburg to tour the Jack Daniel’s distillery. They can’t drive and there are no tours going there from Nashville in February. It’s only an hour drive and it’s a great tour. I’d do it, but I’m in Atlanta and won’t be getting to Nashville until Friday. Help a couple of Whiskerino legends out?
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 11:55am -
BryanHunter says:
@HiImTerry @revgoomba and @johnatcollege: I will be glad to play chauffeur. I have a van and love visiting Jack Daniels. It's a great tour. Can't wait.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 12:27pm -
revgoomba says:
@HiImTerry - I think @Ben will be able to take us! YYYAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!!!!! BryanHunter... you should come too!!!!!!!!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 12:31pm -
Cruise says:
hahaha @elbarbudo snl reference right? awesome pic too
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 12:40pm -
mOtke says:
WATCH OUT THERE'S A ROBOT TRYING TO KILL YOU
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 12:45pm -
Ned Kelly says:
Cyberdyne Systems Model Beta
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 1:19pm -
folliclejuju says:
oh yeah! they tried to shear me before I was born - best caption ever!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 1:27pm -
Just Jamey says:
Deja vu!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 1:34pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Faved for epic levels of lunacy and imagination.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 2:25pm -
dizzywizard says:
ha ha this is fabulous !!!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 3:12pm -
mackle says:
i know this robot. he's a tricky one but i am sure you can overpower him with your righteous beard
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 3:58pm -
michaeljstraub says:
Well I can't agree that you are completely off the grid ... but I absolutely love this shot
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 4:41pm -
gragaband says:
Watch out for his scissors!
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:22pm -
Fofe says:
You can do it. The shavebot must be kept at bay for at least another couple of weeks.
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 9:55pm -
jonnyblueoval says:
not fair, he has a sweet stash, why do you need to shave?
Posted: Feb 13th, 2010 - 10:16pm -
jnonfiction says:
Thumbfail. This improves upon the original by, like, a gazillion percent.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 3:28am -
johnatcollege says:
Legends sir, a true gent!
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 3:57am -
irishsquire says:
...i have never been to jack daniels : (
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 4:57am -
ThatGuy says:
This is absolutely perfect.
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 5:08am -
Mrs. Ozzy says:
I am helping @Mackle organize the Friday night event at the Marathon Village. We would like to have snacks for people to munch (especially with the beer drinking) and for those out-of-towners who might arrive late and not have time to eat. So, we are asking the Nashville folks to pitch in and provide these snacks I have a list of things we need. If you would be willing to help, please email me at pam dot nelson at Comcast dot net. Let’s show our traveling beards some true southern hospitality..
Posted: Feb 14th, 2010 - 11:21am -
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