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  • posted: November 13 @ 7:42am
Alright people, class in session.

Today: The Science of the Beard

Comments

eightface says:
That's bloody awesome. What conclusion did you reach?
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:44am -
ewagoner says:
I think my quantum mechanics professor gave this same lecture.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:44am -
Brandon Hill says:
(and yes, there are a few whiskerino easter eggs on this white board. )
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:44am -
Daniel says:
You're smart.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:44am -
Sir Jellobeard says:
Recipe for success...smarty pants.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:45am -
eightyeight says:
i don't see 88 anywhere on the board...
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:45am -
elldub says:
the answer is..... Coca-Cola.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:45am -
Ploafmaster says:
Glorious.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:46am -
Jonesie says:
This is awesome! King'd and Fav'd for sure.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:47am -
brandon says:
Of course, I love this.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:47am -
Voltron says:
Nice nod to the mackle and a great pic!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:48am -
folliclejuju says:
this is such a beautiful picture. can you change follicleitus to folliclejuju, though?
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:49am -
yourfavorite says:
hah so nice. you need to check out @brandon's science of moustache photo! CLAME
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:57am -
kidstatic says:
this is awesome. mostly cause i dig math.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:00am -
keeper of the fort says:
thumbkingfav'd for sure. love the easter eggs! brilliant work.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:04am -
Davis says:
astoundingly killer. i'm floored.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:05am -
chance says:
The best part of the equation is the bearded smiley face. King'd.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:08am -
c a b says:
my brain hurts.....outstanding! Thinking "king" is in your future.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:09am -
Jar says:
I see where you messed up.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:10am -
mattyc says:
Good God. this is awesome. Totally faved.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:11am -
chadmcclarnon says:
wow, this is really really great
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:11am -
jclutch says:
fav'd! and also still giggling at 'stachio'
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:17am -
The Despot says:
i don't get it. but it looks so cool.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:20am -
iamaaronmartin says:
Faved and Kinged.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:20am -
jnonfiction says:
jar squared. add bean. jnon cubed. brandon hill kinged.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:22am -
Tolleson says:
Spectacular! Seriously, great effort.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:33am -
Pursuit of Hirsute says:
NERD ALERT!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:34am -
Twisted Sistare says:
The answer is 42... but what is the question?
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:36am -
KimJongIllness says:
Don't forget to show your work!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:42am -
creole says:
If this doesn't win, then I'm quitting math class altogether.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:46am -
Zach says:
kingggggg!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:52am -
Patchy Stache says:
I demand a proof!

Or is this a proof?
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 8:55am -
The Soulburglar says:
what's that line from 'A Serious Man'

the uncertainty principle. It proves we can't ever really know... what's going on.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 9:08am -
Brian says:
King'd
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 9:20am -
jason says:
amazing....fav and king!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 9:22am -
tedford says:
and the answer = awesome.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 9:34am -
Le Duncan says:
Awesome squared.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 9:36am -
R E N A U D says:
Kingfav'd
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:10am -
mackle says:
Kingfav'd x100. This is the best image. BEST.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:14am -
Shotgun Willie says:
just let it grow...we don't need to understand it!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:14am -
BURNEY says:
Kingd... this is a great shot. Nice work.. Thank you for showing your work.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:16am -
mOtke says:
The math class was constantly confounded by the brilliance of their professor. He knew how to turn gold into au jus. He had all the knowledge as to how the Great Oscillator of 1987 worked. He knew maths. He knew former president Jimmy Carter. He could bake a mean casserole.

Once, one of the casseroles he made yelled at an elderly woman and made her cry. The teacher was Ok with it, because the woman cut in front of him at the Tasty Quick this one time.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:25am -
whiskerbert says:
Kingfav'd! Best image yet!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:31am -
Jar says:
What I just heard from Brandon Hills mouth in a high pitch excited voice:
"oh! mOtke just wrote a story about me!"
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:36am -
Pip says:
Nerd.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:36am -
Tyler Hill says:
Are you a Serious Man?
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 11:05am -
Caronna says:
Great Scott you've found it!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 11:08am -
Gavin says:
so glad i don't have to do math to grow a beard. i'd still look clean shaven.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 11:14am -
Barefoot says:
AMAZING
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 11:24am -
Barefoot says:
fav'd
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 11:24am -
R E N A U D says:
can i get a photo of the background for my desktop wallpaper... i mean this photo is sweet and all, but i don't want another dude on my wallpaper.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 12:15pm -
Brandon Hill says:
Thanks guys. Everyone passed! To imagine Whiskerino as one big college class would bring too much rad-ness to the table.


@mOtke - you described the dream i had last night.

@jnonfiction - you figured out the perfect equation. you do beard math good.

@mackle - thanks Mr. Curator. Only a beard community could inspire this study.

@TylerHill - yes indeed, the blackboard scene in A Serious Man is amazing.

@R E N A U D - i'll work on that wallpaper.

Beard Academia 4 life!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 12:50pm -
Furricane says:
K-K-K-KINGED!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:11pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Today's crown is yours. I'm dizzy.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:18pm -
llIllIIIIII says:
King'd for epic epic win.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:21pm -
benfrank says:
this is great.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:21pm -
shularbrau says:
3 thumbs up
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:26pm -
Jarrett says:
Automatically liked and king'd!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 1:44pm -
bear! says:
bravo!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 2:39pm -
miguelito says:
king beard
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 3:30pm -
alijoon says:
i like science and technology.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 3:36pm -
Curtiss says:
My head hurts looking at this but I like it!
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 4:07pm -
Furricane says:
KingFaved Favekinged.

K-faved

Finged?
Kaved.
Favinged.
kingved.

All of the above.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 4:30pm -
Ryan! says:
Professor Brandon, you're wrinkling my brain.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 6:13pm -
jonshell says:
no use in explaining it. it's a modern marvel.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 7:28pm -
Mike de Monk says:
very nice. congrats on the KB
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 1:07am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
congratulations on King Beard & well earned! :)
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 1:11am -
mOtke says:
I'll take second to you any day. Great shot. Congrats.
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 4:18am -
jpopick says:
It's six, right? Wait . . . crap, I forgot to carry the one . . .
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 6:37am -
jnonfiction says:
a) Where's that wallpaper?

b) Pseudoscience is King. You've proved it.
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 6:45am -
jnonfiction says:
If you do the wallpaper, send it to the bazaar.
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 6:46am -
jnonfiction says:
Why do we call it wallpaper? It's not a wall. It's not paper.

Give us a high-resolution image sized to look good on a computer screen.
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 6:47am -
Jar says:
Congrats Hill! KC Represent!
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 7:35am -
CraigwithaK says:
you remind me of seth rogen, but your way skinnier, i assure you. nice.
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 11:17am -
whiskerbert says:
Congrats on king beard! I say you provide a download of the image behind you for our wallpaper, just like @jnonfiction says!
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 11:29am -
Dave says:
not sure how I misses this yesterday.... congrats on the well deserved KB!!
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 12:16pm -
Twisted Sistare says:
damn right this one won! congrats!
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 2:16pm -
taber says:
haha awesome. i wonder what stachio is up to these days.
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 - 5:15pm -
matthewtodd says:
that tie is huge.
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 - 9:51pm -
Just Jamey says:
Absolutely brilliant!
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 - 12:51am -
Jamie Dubs says:
Math gets autofaves
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 - 2:58pm -
jnonfiction says:
@brandonhill: the wallpaper. the wallpaper. where's the wallpaper?
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 9:51am -
Brandon Hill says:
@jnonfiction - finishing it up. almost done indeed....
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 1:47pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.