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  • posted: February 07 @ 8:05am
When I was having dinner with @ben the other night, he told me that the original beard contests that @mackle and his friends held were decided by the volume of milk the beard could hold.

I don't know if that's true or not, but mine held an 1/8th of a cup of whole milk. And yes, it's as gross as it looks.


brandon says:
CLAME for non-pouring alt.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:05am -
dizzywizard says:
yes, you got milk!
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:06am -
aaron b says:
I was just doing this about 10 minutes ago. Now I'm going to have to do something else. Thanks a lot @brandon.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:16am -
brandon says:
@aaronb Post yours! How much did yours hold?
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:19am -
aaron b says:
Well, I used soy milk and I wasn't really measuring. I've yet to see if any of them turned out.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:22am -
mOtke says:
Oh man. Yes. This is a fantastic shot. I used the King and Fav options of the Whiskerino website on this shot.

Now I have to come up with something. Hm.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:32am -
Patrick says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:51am -
johnatcollege says:
Oh dear, good luck getting rid of the smell
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:56am -
michaeljstraub says:
Oh my god! Time for a serious scrub. This is hilarious
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 9:16am -
aaron b says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 9:22am -
Ploafmaster says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 10:02am -
jracecar says:
that is gross and awesome and gross. and awesome. knf.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 10:38am -
c dub says:
can't believe nobody said it yet, HOLY COW! That's a lot of milk for one beard.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 10:42am -
ewagoner says:
Now you've got me thinking about the logistics of such a judging. Just a simple pour wouldn't be good enough, I don't think. So maybe filling a large shallow bowl with a known quantity of milk, dipping in the beard and soaking it up like a sponge, and then measuring how much milk remained.

Sounds disgustingly awesome.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 10:55am -
brandon says:
@ewagoner I used a turkey baster and a measuring cup, until my beard started dripping. That's when I snapped the alt. Then I poured on more milk for this photo.

The sponge technique sounds smarter.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 11:01am -
jnonfiction says:
The good news is that now you can make a latte in your beard.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 11:13am -
ben says:
wow you actually did it.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 11:27am -
jason says:
I'm with @ewagoner...i prefer the dunk and release method.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 12:31pm -
yourfavorite says:
tried to come up with some witty comment, but I'm just going to inform you that this is awesome! Would have made a great shot for black and white day too.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 12:37pm -
TheStride says:
This looks good. Really good.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 1:08pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Beard-- part of this nutricious breakfast!
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 1:26pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 1:26pm -
mattyc says:
so freaking gross dude... I'm pretty sure @ben played you for a fool. I hope you guys had fun together. Ben is awesome and fun.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 1:27pm -
brandon says:
@mattyc I have a feeling he may have too - waiting for @mackle to weigh in. :)
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 1:37pm -
Ned Kelly says:
this is udderly great!
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 2:04pm -
Fofe says:
Should have gone with buttermilk, the beard would have trapped at least a 1/2 cup.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 2:45pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
You guess work is way too good! haha.

And truly fantastic work on this photo today. appreciating it in many ways both art and theme... saved to my computer faves folder too. ;)
cannot leave your page without K+F your photo =)
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 2:59pm -
mackle says:
oddly, i don't remember if that anecdote is true or not either. i'd have to ask derble
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 4:14pm -
Ace says:

dont cry about and stuff.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:36pm -
Ace says:
also, [enter joke here about using the beard to breastfeed because you dont have boobs]. i would come up with one but you know... the superbowl is on.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 5:38pm -
aaron b says:
That's a good one @ace.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 7:10pm -
Andrew says:
Whole. Milk.

Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 7:19pm -
LG3 says:
YES! excellent display of the beards ability to both hold onto moisture and wick it away.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 7:33pm -
Gavin says:
it would be really funny if @ben was messing around. You got a cool image out of it ether way.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 7:55pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
elmers glue kind of looks like milk.
I would have used the glue because it would look like you had more in there, but it would have been hell to getr out
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 7:58pm -
Poe says:
OMG that is hardcore - both for the rumor and for the reenactment.

Perhaps at the throwdown we could measure the beer?
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 8:16pm -
hankbobs says:
totally gross... and Im ok with that ;-)

I can not imagine how a volume of milk contest could work, hopefully someone has a video of this
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 10:51pm -
mackle says:
i didn't say it before but this photo is totally great. gross.. but great.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 11:15pm -
BryanHunter says:
Striking image! King!

My beard feels likes this each morning after cereal. Breakfast from now on will be a Clamebute to you and @aaronb.
Posted: Feb 7th, 2010 - 11:19pm -
ThatGuy says:
How long did it take to get the smell of milk out of your beard?

if you have.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 1:46pm -
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