- posted: February 02 @ 10:26pm
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I must inform you, my fellow Whiskeroonies, that I have indeed shaved. This is neither a decision I made lightly nor that I enjoyed making. I am lining up several job interviews and, unfortunately, most interviewers see glorious facial hair growth as a sign of laziness (heartless judgmental bastards!). The straw that broke the camel's back however was the fact that the band that I manage has a meeting with the Curb Records tomorrow. Upon the request of the band (and several family members who had nothing to do with the meeting), I shaved so we could make the best first impression we could. I will miss my patchy cheeks and my glorious blooming neck beard. I will miss them almost as much as I shall miss you all. That being said, I expect nothing less than the best SHAME comments you can throw at me! Thank you for making this Whiskerino an enjoyable experience. I bid you all a fond farewell!